| So it´s my next day out.. I have been doing a couple warm up sets just to loosen up and have some fun with it… I spot a tall Hot model in front of a subway station, she´s probably waiting for someone.
She´s dressed very sexy, smells good and she has the cutest smile.. A bit taller than me because of her high heels she´s wearing.. I walk straight up to her and say: “There´s something you have to know, you´re friend that you´re waiting for just fell down the stairs” (stairs down to the subway).. She was like, WHAT? Are you serious?? Omg where is she??.. I laughed so hard and told her I was just kidding, she hit me on my shoulder… She laughs back and I then Introduce myself as Strawberry, again she asks if im serious.. she introduces herself and ask me what I do and why my name is strawberry… I tell her it´s my hitman name, originally Strawberry 89… She laughs, I keep my facial expression serious as if I´m not lying at all and then I say:” Do you seriously think that I went up to you all randomly because I am attracted to u and want to take you out on an adventurous date? OR I was hired to do bad stuff to you?”… at this point she gives me an intense look and I continue with, “you know what, you´re the kind of girl my mom used to warn me against”.. she was like what do you mean, what do you mean, I then say than I can tell what I mean next time I see her, as if i´m already expecting to see her again…
She looks very curious and ask me again, What do you really do?.. I tell her it´s a secret and I can tell her only in 1 condition.. “Are you good at making pancakes?”, she says she´s the best in the world.. I say, Good otherwise you´re noo good to me…
I tell her I work with blind Indian monks that make special designed bracelets, and 70% of the income goes to charity projects to support penguins in South Africa… she REALLY believed me because I kept a strong frame, and kept asking how long I had been doin it and how I came up with it and she thought it was so cool.. I laugh again at her and say, Oh my God.. you´re crazy.. I feel sorry for you that you still believe penguins live in Africa, you´ve watched too much Madagascar… she leans her head towards my shoulder and say im soo mean and ask again, seriously what do you do.. Now that I made her invest this much I use it as a bait and tell her that she´s going to know next time we meet up.
Seconds later her friend arrives and as soon as she becomes I say, “ You look fine, this crazy girl just told me that you fell down the stairs”, the other girl was like WHAT?? You told me that? And we had a laugh about it.. I introduce myself to the friend and say, Have you met my future ex-wife?.. they both laugh but my girl plays along and say, Whyy you already want to break up with me? Then I´m like it´s because you always forget our kid in the kindergarden.. Then she says, Noooo you forgot him the last time?.. I look surprised at her and say, WHAT? HIM??? It´s a SHE, damn your mean to our daughter.. We have a laugh about it chit chat, and of course I had to go so I gave her my phone and said that I´m numberblind and that should put her number in my phone and spell her name because im analphabet.. just for fun…I now leave the set
2 hours later I text her, “remember our kid tomorrow, and remember to buy the stuff I wrote on the paper. Its next to the kitchen table. I´m not sleeping home tonight”….she laughs so much in the text and says that it was nice meeting me… I set-up a date with her by writing: We need to meet up tomorrow to discuss our relationship…. She agrees to hook up..
The next day I meet her, the first thing I say when I see hear is: Where is she? Did you forget her again?? I hug her and she says she´s sorry and kiss me on the cheek…
I decide to take her to nice place downtown to drink some hot chocolate, on the way there we talk about how we spent our summer and stuff like that.. We finally get to the place, order and sit down.. We have a normal conversation talking about work and stuff, and by the way she is sitting on the sofa IN FRONT of me! And I of course want to sit right beside here to escalate but don’t want to seem creepy and just go and sit next to here. So I tell her to go out with me and have a cigarette.. When finished I then sit right next to her, and ask her to tell me more about herself… she starts telling me about her family, her hard life she´s been through.. and that’s what I want, I want her to get emotional so I can use those emotions towards herself and close her.. at a point while she was talkin she just stared in a direction where lets say a less attractive guy was sitting.. and i´m like what are u lookin at? That guy? He´s totally your type, u should go for it. She laughs and tell me to shut up, and then I ask.. what is your type? And now she starts telling me what she likes the most about guys.. I listen to her, nod smile, and get closer to her.. and suddenly I feel an intens SPAM and silence..
Minutes later I tell her what I do and blablabla, and all of a sudden I say.. are you the type of girl that kisses a guy on the first date, or are you stuck with the 3 dates thing? She´s like well it has only happened once in my life I kissed a guy first time on a date, and I was drunk….she asks me why? And I tell her nothing special im just curious.. Then I say: “Don´t u know that feeling when u feel you want to kiss someone but u just don’t do it because you don’t want others to find out that you´ve kissed a guy the first time you really meet him or simply because it´s your rules? And the urge to kiss is mostly there when you say goodbye to that person after the date.. the moment u are going to just hug OR also kiss, and you deep inside hope he´s going to kiss you even though you know it´s too soon and if u don´t kiss u kind of regret it because u dont know if the chance will come back again?.. She responds positively and say I know exactly what you are saying (of course almost all girls feel that way after a date with a guy they like)… So we decide to head off and I follow her to the subway.. her train comes and it’s the moment to say goodbye…should we just hug? OR also kiss?.. Funny thing is I held her tight, and SHE kiss-closed me.. maybe the thing I said before had an impact on making her react automatically?
I deeefinetely want to see her again…
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