Ok, I went through a time in my life that I did nothing but sarge online. I experimented with so many openers. I found that regardless of who the girl is she will respond to this.

With this I lowered her value and made her a little insecure. Believe it or not most girls have more confidence online. She thinks her value is higher because of all the glits and glamor on her profile. Once I break through the glits and glamor she bites. Remember let the fish swallow the hook before setting it, so be patient and don't give her to much attention or you will startle her.


Me: Hey

I would remove that picture on your profile.

Girl: Why?

Me: I was just kidding, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Girl: WOW that was pretty creative.


OR

Again this got her mind rolling. She will bite on this every time, unless she's a total bitch.

Me: HAHAHA is it true?

Girl: What?

Me: Just kidding HI!

Girl: Giggles

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You really need a lot of social proof and the personality to match this sort of behaveour, otherwise it's just DLV. If you can pull this off though it's a creative way to start.

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only proof you will get is if you try it

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Not talking about that sort of proof

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LOL. Genius. I'm gonna use this. I'll report back ;P

great opener gonna try it

Remember you have to dangle the carrot in front of the Bunny. Offer her something exciting then take it away from her. You should have a real hobby that gets any girl interested in you. Like Sky Diving, Motor Cross, ect. Read her profile and find out what she likes, because most girls pour their hearts into their profiles.

Here is an example. This MILF that was way out of my league. She was President of a financial company and around an 8. I've been lowering her value by telling her I normally go after younger girls, but have a fantasy about an older woman. At this point she was trying to prove to me although she was responsible for a company and older she was still fun.


Me: hey nice pirate costume.

She: haha that was at an office party we had. That was pretty crazy.

Me: Well Halloween is coming up and I'm going to be Capt Morgan.

She: lol really?

Me: What would be crazy if we trick or treated together.

She: lol sounds like fun

Me: Maybe if you're a good pirate you can get some Capt in you lol.

She: haha

Well we met up first thing she says is "I never meet guys online" I say " I normally don't date older women" just to put her in her place. Don't let these dominate women run all over you once you meet them in person. We had coffee and before you know it she was touching me and the rest is history.

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I neg her about removing her photos. She had one with long hair and one short hair. I will start from here. I opened up with the line. I changed her name in case of of you guys get any good ideas. This is an actual conversation we had today.

Me:Hey You should remove that picture on your profile!
Her: which one?

I'm T and she Is C.

T(9/1/2011 6:10:25 PM): let me see updated pics
C (9/1/2011 6:10:44 PM): hold on kk
T (9/1/2011 6:11:01 PM): k
C (9/1/2011 6:14:56 PM): i sent them in an e-mail
T (9/1/2011 6:15:07 PM): ok let me check them out
T(9/1/2011 6:18:12 PM): so when do you want to hang out?
C (9/1/2011 6:18:45 PM): idk...im working alot and i have college work
T(9/1/2011 6:20:08 PM): we can eat pizza and play video games
T (9/1/2011 6:20:31 PM): you like live down the street
C (9/1/2011 6:20:47 PM): i live (^*%^&)
T(9/1/2011 6:21:03 PM): so do I (not really)
C (9/1/2011 6:21:20 PM): oh lol
T(9/1/2011 6:21:52 PM): well if you ever want to hang out you can always come over
C (9/1/2011 6:22:40 PM): i can possibly hang out on sunday...but no pizza lol
T (9/1/2011 6:22:51 PM): why not pizza?
T(9/1/2011 6:23:11 PM): Sorry I have a date on Sunday
C (9/1/2011 6:23:40 PM): a date?
T (9/1/2011 6:23:49 PM): yes
C (9/1/2011 6:24:47 PM): ok....sun is my only day off...i work every day after that
T(9/1/2011 6:24:57 PM): hmmm
T (9/1/2011 6:25:28 PM): Maybe at night on sunday after my date
C (9/1/2011 6:25:56 PM): i work night shift
T (9/1/2011 6:26:12 PM): Good You'll be awake all night
C (9/1/2011 6:27:03 PM): no i mean i work that night i have the day off then i work night shift then college in the am
T(9/1/2011 6:27:17 PM): Wow where do you work?
C (9/1/2011 6:27:57 PM): a clinic downtown
T (9/1/2011 6:28:22 PM): hmmm
T (9/1/2011 6:28:33 PM): what are you doing now?
C (9/1/2011 6:28:48 PM): reading...
T (9/1/2011 6:29:12 PM): what time are you going into work?
C (9/1/2011 6:29:54 PM): i go to work at 8
T (9/1/2011 6:30:09 PM): what time do you get off?
C (9/1/2011 6:30:54 PM): at 8 am...then its college at 9
T (9/1/2011 6:31:26 PM): geeze how do you find time to sleep and study
T (9/1/2011 6:31:31 PM): or have fun
C (9/1/2011 6:32:55 PM): i dont...i havnt slept in 3 days...look u a cool dude but i am busy 24/7 the only days i have off are the days the clinic is closed witch is not very oftin.
T(9/1/2011 6:33:18 PM): Ok
T (9/1/2011 6:33:30 PM): we'll find a day
T (9/1/2011 6:34:56 PM): I can help you relieve some stress
C (9/1/2011 6:34:56 PM): i have monday off...if i get some sleep we can hang out at like 8
C (9/1/2011 6:35:06 PM): how lol
T (9/1/2011 6:35:27 PM): Think creatively
C (9/1/2011 6:35:41 PM): im not havin sex
T (9/1/2011 6:35:51 PM): no I said creatively
T (9/1/2011 6:36:13 PM): If we were going to have sex I'd say think savagely
C (9/1/2011 6:36:41 PM): ok lol...im lost
T(9/1/2011 6:36:53 PM): lol I know me to
C (9/1/2011 6:37:08 PM): ummm....ok lol
T (9/1/2011 6:37:28 PM): I can give you a massage
T (9/1/2011 6:38:00 PM): Maybe massage your whole body
C (9/1/2011 6:38:21 PM): that would be awsome
T (9/1/2011 6:38:45 PM): You have no idea how awesome
T (9/1/2011 6:39:10 PM): But then again we might end up fucking if I do
T(9/1/2011 6:39:31 PM): so I might not do it
C (9/1/2011 6:40:07 PM): i dont know u well enough to have sex...
T(9/1/2011 6:40:34 PM): well after hanging out with me you'll probably be jumping onto me
T (9/1/2011 6:40:56 PM): I'm well taught in the art of seduction
T (9/1/2011 6:41:14 PM): You probably can't handle me
C (9/1/2011 6:42:00 PM): keep ur pants on and think with the head on ur sholders not the one in ur pants lol and i dont think u can suduce me lol
T (9/1/2011 6:42:37 PM): come on over and find out
C (9/1/2011 6:43:10 PM): lol i cant
T (9/1/2011 6:43:26 PM): I know because you're scared
C (9/1/2011 6:44:02 PM): no lol i have work in 2 hours and college lol
T(9/1/2011 6:44:34 PM): I'm sure we'll hang out sooner or later
T (9/1/2011 6:44:46 PM): that massage is to tempting for you
C (9/1/2011 6:45:13 PM): lol the only day i can hang is mon
T (9/1/2011 6:45:19 PM): ok
T (9/1/2011 6:45:53 PM): I'll put you on my date calender
C (9/1/2011 6:46:09 PM): u have a date calender lol
T(9/1/2011 6:46:14 PM): yeah
T (9/1/2011 6:46:21 PM): everyone does I thought
C (9/1/2011 6:47:01 PM): wait r u sayin dates an in with girls or an event calender
T (9/1/2011 6:47:10 PM): events
C (9/1/2011 6:47:16 PM): oh lol
T (9/1/2011 6:47:18 PM): and girls
T (9/1/2011 6:47:24 PM): hahaha
C (9/1/2011 6:47:26 PM): oh
T (9/1/2011 6:47:36 PM): I date girls also
T (9/1/2011 6:47:39 PM): I'm not a fag
T (9/1/2011 6:47:46 PM): I love pussy to much
C (9/1/2011 6:47:57 PM): i wasnt sayin u were but wow lol
C (9/1/2011 6:48:12 PM): man whore?
T (9/1/2011 6:48:17 PM): Not at all
T (9/1/2011 6:48:35 PM): I just love sex
T(9/1/2011 6:48:43 PM): I love how it makes a woman feel
T (9/1/2011 6:49:04 PM): watching her clintch the bed sheets as I slide my cock inside of her
C (9/1/2011 6:49:32 PM): u mean u like to put ur dick in holes lol man whore
T (9/1/2011 6:49:49 PM): lol
T (9/1/2011 6:49:58 PM): gotta learn somehow
T(9/1/2011 6:50:09 PM): can't please a woman by jerking off all the time
T (9/1/2011 6:52:52 PM): hey if you're ever stressed out
T(9/1/2011 6:53:05 PM): get a hold of this guy
T(9/1/2011 6:53:13 PM): remember girls are common
C (9/1/2011 6:53:53 PM): thats fucked up.....i wont be talking to u...girls r not toys dude
T(9/1/2011 6:54:29 PM): you mis translated my last comment
T (9/1/2011 6:54:42 PM): I'm saying there are other girls that'll hang out with me
C (9/1/2011 6:54:57 PM): ok...go find them then
T (9/1/2011 6:55:05 PM): I found you
T (9/1/2011 6:55:20 PM):
C (9/1/2011 6:56:02 PM): well go find someone else lol its funny how when a girl tryes to tell a guy to go away they jus keep talking....
T (9/1/2011 6:56:23 PM): lol I know right
T(9/1/2011 6:56:33 PM): they just don't get it
C (9/1/2011 6:56:47 PM): go away dude lol
T(9/1/2011 6:57:04 PM): quit laughing then lol
T (9/1/2011 6:57:11 PM): I keep thinking you like me
T(9/1/2011 6:57:23 PM): so I will keep poking you
T (9/1/2011 6:57:41 PM): Key Call me
T (9/1/2011 6:57:44 PM): Hey
C (9/1/2011 6:57:56 PM): call u? y?
T (9/1/2011 6:58:02 PM): you can yell at me there
T(9/1/2011 6:58:28 PM): Are you grounded
T (9/1/2011 6:58:29 PM): >
T (9/1/2011 6:58:31 PM): ?
C (9/1/2011 6:59:02 PM): no ...im 19 lolmy parents dont ground me
T (9/1/2011 6:59:05 PM): We can talk about how crazy and disfunctional we both are
T (9/1/2011 6:59:20 PM): wow when did you turn 19?
C (9/1/2011 6:59:25 PM): speak 4 urself
C (9/1/2011 6:59:32 PM): last week
T(9/1/2011 6:59:42 PM): Happy B lated Birthday
C (9/1/2011 6:59:53 PM): thx
T (9/1/2011 7:00:02 PM): ok birthday girl call me
T (9/1/2011 7:00:12 PM): 9*&*^%&*(
C (9/1/2011 7:00:23 PM): y?
T (9/1/2011 7:00:37 PM): it'll be nice to hear from you
C (9/1/2011 7:01:03 PM): u never even told me ur name
T (9/1/2011 7:01:18 PM): Ty
T (9/1/2011 7:01:22 PM): like Tie
C (9/1/2011 7:01:38 PM): ok...
T (9/1/2011 7:02:40 PM): call me from your home phone
C (9/1/2011 7:02:58 PM): i dont have one
T (9/1/2011 7:03:28 PM): what do you do at work?
C (9/1/2011 7:04:16 PM): take care of kids
T(9/1/2011 7:04:29 PM): at night?
T(9/1/2011 7:04:37 PM): they're awake at night?
C (9/1/2011 7:04:42 PM): yes...
C (9/1/2011 7:05:00 PM): its like a mini hospital
T (9/1/2011 7:05:10 PM): You get any down time?
C (9/1/2011 7:05:59 PM): i jus called off work...so im off....
T (9/1/2011 7:06:10 PM): what?
T(9/1/2011 7:06:16 PM): why did you call off work?
C (9/1/2011 7:06:34 PM): yea....cuz i want a day off lol
T (9/1/2011 7:06:47 PM): what if they fire you?
T (9/1/2011 7:07:07 PM): is there people that cover for you?
C (9/1/2011 7:07:38 PM): they wont lol i have about a month of leave saved up and yes ppl can cover for me
T (9/1/2011 7:08:57 PM): lol
C (9/1/2011 7:09:07 PM): yes i can lol
T (9/1/2011 7:09:22 PM): go to work, I don't want you to take a day off to hang out with me
T (9/1/2011 7:10:01 PM): You really cancel work for me?
C (9/1/2011 7:10:09 PM): i have never called off untill today...and who said i was gonna hang out with u lol
T (9/1/2011 7:10:40 PM): ok so I can go out picking up girls?
C (9/1/2011 7:10:51 PM): go for it lol
T(9/1/2011 7:11:55 PM): I rather hang out with you
T (9/1/2011 7:11:58 PM):
C (9/1/2011 7:12:04 PM): y lol
T (9/1/2011 7:12:30 PM): because you're good company
T (9/1/2011 7:13:01 PM): so what time do you want to come over?
C (9/1/2011 7:13:46 PM): idk....10 so i can get some sleep
T (9/1/2011 7:14:01 PM): ok
C (9/1/2011 7:14:31 PM): kk....im keeping my pants on
T(9/1/2011 7:14:36 PM): ok
T (9/1/2011 7:14:47 PM): that's fine
T (9/1/2011 7:14:53 PM):
C (9/1/2011 7:16:10 PM): wats wit the smile
T(9/1/2011 7:16:35 PM): how aboout a wink insted?
T(9/1/2011 7:16:45 PM):
T(9/1/2011 7:16:53 PM):
C (9/1/2011 7:17:08 PM): ont think u gonna get my pants off cuz u not lol
C (9/1/2011 7:17:17 PM): dont*
T(9/1/2011 7:17:24 PM): I'm not even going to try
T (9/1/2011 7:18:00 PM): I'll just give you a massage and cuddle
C (9/1/2011 7:18:07 PM): k...good...make it 11 k
T (9/1/2011 7:18:13 PM): ok

If you want to see a picture of my cock inside of her you're a homo. I did this tonight and saved the message archives to show you guys an example. The perk is getting my dick sucked all for you guys. LOL

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ok I sarged online last week using this opener. Got 4 numbers and met 2 and followed up with one from a few weeks back and fucked her.

I just registered for OKcupid and got about 90 percent of the girls who were very selective on responding to email me back.

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asianredneck, you seem like somoene who really knows this shit
what do i do when a girls asks "do i know you?" is there a good way to turn that into something funny or something and easily continue the convo.

hope you can help

I've tried this. Only on >= HB8.5.

I do get responses, yes. But a lot of shit tests....

just laugh and tell her the truth.

You: hahhaha no, but you seem like a very sincere and interesting person

Hi I'm blah blah blah.

She will most likely reply with

Her: I'm blah blah blah, Thanks

You will say something like

You:So why haven't you opened your heart up to a guy yet? Or find something on her profile to ask about.

(She will probably spill her skeletons or her heart out.)

Her : I had my heart ripped out blah blah blah.

You: Well hey good thing I'm not him =) smily face.


This should get her comfortable. Make sure you read her profile. Some of these girls are really fucked up. Remember your LOL or hahaha makes it sound like you're having fun and hopefully that will rub off on her.

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You have to remember , this will trigger a reaction from most girls that wouldn't bother responding to you in the first place. This is a spark for you to start a conversation with her. I can't help you in creating a rapport with them. Just be cocky funny and this will generally work out for you. Caveman that shit

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Lol

Brand new to this or any PUA game, I tried just going for it 10: "Hey, I would remove that picture on your profile" and 10: "Lol, is it true?", did change not anything else. See how this goes.