I gave it ago on a few sites and got a couple of replies, then I got paro because you can search for the lines on google so I changed it up a bit, all in all its only been 24 hours since the latest test and I have got 1 reply from that one, I have pasted some replies below:

HB 1: Lol erm maybe not a princess but definitely a damsel in distress :0)

HB 2: That was my favourite message I've had on here!

I have actually met someone so won't be on here for much longer but thank you for your msg...

Have fun fishing! x

HB 3: NO
ME: Sorry my mistake, after the first damsel or two all of you
girls look the same
HB 3 good luck searching for your Prinesses!

HB 4: You have a good sense of humour

haha guys an allegedly snob girl said : NO I AM THE FROG.

any suggestion for an answer? she is hotty and worth challenging

If you can do it smoothly, combine the scene you set with the opener with actual facts about you.


To the OP, this is priceless!!!

Send that message and got this reply "Nope unfortunately I'm another obstacle in your way" How should I respond to this?

WTH? How old are these girls are you guys sarging? 14?

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OMG I think i hit NUTJOB!

For the record i'm 29 and targetting anyone from 21 to 30 in my local area who i would rate as a 7 or above.

I'm getting about a 33% response rate and it's all been positive. However i just got this reply back:

hmmm, i dont know.... i am an irish princess, as i came from meath.... but im confused.... and i believed in unicorns until i was 11, when i thought i seen one and everyone at school laughed and said they wern't real.... i worked out there was no santa when i was four... hmm random info for u, but there u go!! :S xx


I wonder how nutty this girl is, we shall see.

OK i can say that this DEFINATLY WORKS!

But only as an opener, my response rate is now getting higher and higher as others who i had written off are getting in contact, the general reply is that it made them laugh, got their attention or is the funniest first message they've ever received.

Very few play along.

Also you really have to move the chat along, i've lost a few girls because i've tried to continue it and they've obviously gotten bored.

here's some examples of the girls i'm now chatting to:

Just another update, i'm having a real laugh with this now. I get a reponse from all but the very few women, and i'm sue all these responses must have rpopelled me into the 'Hottest' catagory becuase i'm now getting alot more girls approach me without me even looking at their profiles.

The best thing about this opener is the fun you can have with it in the after resposes eg:

me: OMG! Finally! Whew...

I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I've been busy with slaying
dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing
captured unicorns.

P.S. You are the princess right?

Her: Ha ha ha very smooth! i am waiting for my prince though!x

Me:
I think i saw him, there wasnt much left though that last
dragon was a bit of a nasty one, well it was, it's now some
great boots and a jacket.

Dragon's tooth pendant?

Her: Yes I would love a pendant it can go with all the pendants I have from creatures I have slayed before X

Me: You mean the dreaded Chicken of Norfolk, the Rabbit of
Ledbury and the much forgotten about Lemon of Lime Regis?

I sent this last one a few minutes ago, awaiting response now. I dont really care if she repies or not i'm just having a laugh!

Gosh how did u know! X

was her reply, didnt take long

I'm going to leave it now for tonight and reply tomorrow morning.

What do you guys put as your subject?

okay guys you all have success with this opener, however i tried on literary 50 chicks (not exaggerating) n none and i mean non of them replied i mean WTF!! i just said the same thing what you guys said.
could it be about my profile? I'm a good looking guy but WTF!!

I see a commonality in these girls.... ha ha...

Twenny

As with a lot of things congruence between a fun opener and the vibe of your profile/pictures matters a lot.

If you carry it on to long it starts to look like you don't where you're going with it but you could use the plot to transition with. Introduce yourself as "Prince yourname and ask what her name is, in the style of the prince, with a 'Milady' in there. then ask what fun things she likes to do when she's not doing (funny)-stuff-that-princesses-do then drop the opener and switch to the other things she's said.

if they're an emphatic yes they're the princes.

You could start off with "Well then! We must away! To start our own kingdom." and then bait and switch with "Wait! How do I know you're really the princess and not a pretender?"

if they say no and their main photo is obviously taken in the mirror, state you're sure you're at the right address and suggest you must be there for the person taking their picture etc

if they're any form of wtf. ask didn't they used to dream they were a princess and try to jump off their response to you took so long they forgot who they were and then transition out of it asap as above.

You said you were turned into a frog but didn't mention being turned back, so it's plausible you're still a frog. so it'd be good if she was 'the frog princess'

Did this opener a few times and a little trouble transitioning off of it.

Ex

Me: Opener
Her:
Flattery will get you everywhere!

Actually, when I read your message I thought you had been playing Skyrim at first!

I'm Jess.

Any suggestions?