I am sometimes getting really direct questions from
the girls I am trying to conquer. Examples include:
1) What do you want from me?
2) Is this a date?
3) Are you trying to seduce me?

What do you guys think, how should I answer questions like these?

My best guess is to use some humor to disarm these questions, and go
on a completely different topic, but I couldn't really think of anything really
witty.

What would you do?

1) that depends. im still trying to work out how cool you are and if youre just trying to use me for my body.

2) does it fell like a date : (move on from there )

3) yeah , i think youre stunning and dont plan on hiding that. ( this bit is optional depending upon how i gauge the situation ) if thats a problem then tell me and ill back up but i cant promise that i wont continue in the future. i can only promise that i wont push it past a point that we both feel comfortable at.

this is just me and i always think the most important thing is to amuse my self , hence these replies lol

but to be honest there are no one sentence answers to any of these questions. they would always involve a small 90 second conversation or open up other topics.

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There is no need to answer these questions directly :0 If you feel underpressure, then the HB is controlling the frame. Avoid that!!!

You are the PUA, so you should control the frame! Always be prepared for these questions, and twist them in the way that suits you!

Answer 1: you know, i was trying to figure out if you are an interest person. I don't know yet. Tell me, how do you differ from the other girls I meet here?

Answer 2: haha, a date? You wish! If you pay for my drinks, then I will consider to think this could be a date!

Answer 3: why? are feeling insecure? You can't handle my jokes?

As noted by others, you should control the frame, but you can do this with attitude. A lot depends on if the questions are simply direct, or if you experience them as hostile, assuming the former, you can go back very direct:

1) Your body and your soul if its yummy.
2) No, this is foreplay.
3) With whipped cream and a cherry on top.

The trick is to do this matter of fact, non-creepy, non "Mr seduction," just as a simple statement of intention. Then wait. And wait. And wait a little more. There is a good chance she will say okay, nod, or make a move on you. If she says, "No thank you," or something, just say "Okay," like it's no problem. She may still say yes or now in a few minutes.

If she turns into a raving bitch... well, I've never had it happen if the original question was direct and not hostile.

If it's hostile, you have to play, neg., etc. as noted.

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