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| ASX | PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:27 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:42 pm Posts: 68 Location: Netherlands | | So, I've never really liked the whole peacocking thing. I always thought it was kind of lame and overrated. Till last night.
I was at this venue that actually sold lollipops (for chicks I guess), and as a big fan of lollipops I just bought one and unsuspectingly put it in my mouth.
I wasn't even planning on actually using it as a prop until I started noticing a lot of eyeballing in a positive way (hurray for the moviestar effect) from girls and even guys (the f..). Girls actually started opening me on how cool they thought it was, where they could get them and if they could have a lick of mine (:twisted:).
When reflecting in the bathroom I realised it's actually one of the most ultimate tools when sarging. It was kind of epiphanous. It dawned upon me the lollipop I had bought for 50ct actually had so many pro's I started wondering why the hell I never thought of that before. Think about it. It displays tremendous dominance because it kind of insinuates you don't take the whole thing serious. It projects that you stand above all the guys that try so hard looking good and cool. That you're totally comfortable with everything you are and do, and for a reason. The lolly-in-cheek is the representation of your tongue-in-cheek view of life itself.
It's a great opener, an awesome midgame boost, and an awe-inspiring kisscloser. Even beginners would have no trouble picking up anything with this.
I recommend it for everyone. _________________ Go.
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| FoolProof | PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:20 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:16 am Posts: 15 Location: California | | I total agree with you. Peacocking has never been a very big part of my game. But you make a strong point. Thanks for the outlook trump. _________________ Life is a numbers game
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| BeastFromDaEast | PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:35 am | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:37 am Posts: 121 | | PLus it probably makes your kisses taste sweet lol!
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| ASX | PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:39 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:42 pm Posts: 68 Location: Netherlands | | The Kclose barrier is lowered dramatically. You can Kclose ANY girl who wants to lick your lollipop (come on guys, no jokes...) without even saying anything. "Hey can I taste..." GO _________________ Go.
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| FoolProof | PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:45 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:16 am Posts: 15 Location: California | | Very true. Lolipops are a great indicator about sexual rapport. _________________ Life is a numbers game
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| Saroza | PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:56 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:52 pm Posts: 56 Location: United States: Massachusetts | | Haha, I love this post.
I usually have gum on me, but the lollipop easily replaces that.
I'll try it out!
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| Lightsaber | PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:18 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:02 pm Posts: 36 Website: http://vimeo.com/gangster/videos Location: Los Angeles | | damn... thx for post _________________ Chill'n
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| Rockshow | PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 8:28 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:24 pm Posts: 31 Location: Siena, Italy | | That's so funny. I had a similar experience just yesterday and found this thread today. Go Lollypop! _________________ I know there are a lot of unbelievable things about me. But the problem is that they are all true. - Mehow
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| Bouncerr | PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 8:56 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:03 pm Posts: 74 | | Yeah you're right, but I don't think you can use one in the club so thats a pity..
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