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tryhard
 Post subject: Best message yet
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:24 am 
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Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose beauty is as timeless as those of the great pyramids. I would do battle with a group of hippopotamus with nothing more than a hand carved shank from a saudi arabian oil sheik, jump into a pirahna infested river with two rhinoceros beetles gnawing my testicles, and dive to the depths of the challenger deep with nothing but sarah jessica parkers queef's as my air supply just to sit next to the guy who sat next to you on the bus in high school.

4/6 response rate...best yet for me. Very positive responses as well lmao.
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 Post subject: Re: Best message yet
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:35 am 
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Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose beauty is as timeless as those of the great pyramids. I would do battle with a group of hippopotamus with nothing more than a hand carved shank from a saudi arabian oil sheik, jump into a pirahna infested river with two rhinoceros beetles gnawing my testicles, and dive to the depths of the challenger deep with nothing but sarah jessica parkers queef's as my air supply just to sit next to the guy who sat next to you on the bus in high school.

4/6 response rate...best yet for me. Very positive responses as well lmao.

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Yea I stole it from the misc but it works really damn well.
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I don't like it, it's too weird. Really surprised anyone would reply to that lol.
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Maybe, you got lucky but I just don't see this opener working its charms on a girl with more than half a brain.

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Perhaps Don but on the contrary the ones that do respond to it tend to be able to hold an actual conversation/have a send of humor.

edit: upon further testing it does not seem very effective...much less than my normal methods. Works on ethnic girls 100% for some reason though lol.
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I can verify, this shit's been working wonders for me.

huh. someone is trying to be awesome. can you dance? I would do battle with a group of hippos with nothing more than a hand carved shank from a saudi oil sheik, jump into a pirahna infested river with two rhinoceros beetles gnawing my testicles, and dive to the depths of the terrible deep with nothing but the bubbles just to sit next to the guy who sat next to you on the bus in high school

Aug 25, 2011 – 6:11pm
Dang, son! Glad to know someone's got my back! What's your name?
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