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So; this was my first actual one night-stand, SDL, or whatever you call it.

It's going to be a tad long, but I appreciate any who read it, because I am definitely proud of this!

BTW: I had practically no idea what I did (game-wise;) aside from my instincts; and why things went so well until it was all over with her. All PUA related details are purely hindsight on this very fruitful evening.

It was the day after my birthday; and like most other days I was expecting nothing too special.
I decided to call on an old friend I hadn't seen in like three years. Him, his brother, and myself used to always just sit around and play PS3, so that's what I expected. As soon as I got there though, he told me two girls were coming over. My response? "Dude! Do you have a spare toothbrush?"

So after about half an hour; two girls he knew showed up. Both HB8s; one with glasses and a slender figure, and one with blonde hair and what can only be described as a perfect ass. (She had no misplaced weight on her entire body. Trust me. I looked. We'll call her PA.) My friend had his eyes set on the one I'll dub "Glasses," so naturally I did what any bro would've and "settled."

Also, during the majority of this affair (especially during intimate times,) I used my intensely practiced British accent. (I'd rather not call it fake. I put a lot of hard work into it. lol) I did so in the first place because my friend and I agreed to make them think I was actually British. I found out later that the girls thought it was EXTREMELY hot; even though they found out it wasn't entirely legit.

So PA and Glasses walk into the room; and I'm on my friend's bed with pretty open body language. I avoided being too enthusiastic and introduced myself; then found out their names/where they went to school/all that. Shortly after, my friend and his brother joined us in their room and I do my best to say funny things while trying to position myself advantageously to PA. She laughs at my every quip, and we're eventually sitting next to each other on his bed. (She keeps glancing at me the whole time.) At this point I just kept a playful attitude and made fun of her behavior with her phone. (If you know any teenage girls; you know what I mean.)

Soon after that, my friend insisted (at my hinting) that we all relocate to my house to have more freedom and get some alcohol involved. The girls oblige, and within an hour; we are at my house. My friend and Glasses had us go and get some "Green" for them, and PA hid it in her bra while we drove. Due to its stench; I used the opportunity to spray her tits with my cologne to show her I wasn't shy about that sort of thing. I found out later that since my cologne smells awesome; this made her crave it. (and me! -though she ended up heisting one of my bottles. D:) So, that ended up playing two angles in the end.

After we got to my house; the girls proceeded to start drinking while I played guitar for my friend because he was going to introduce me to some guys in a local band. (Massive DHV; PA/Glasses were whispering back and forth while I played.) For the most part, I just played it cool and ignored PA. She got onto my facebook and posted a ridiculous status; so I used the opportunity to approach her and grab her waist from behind the computer chair while I insisted that her behavior was childish. (Kino +Neg; I do believe.)

Soon after all this; I insisted that we all go out to my pool and swim. I have a pretty big in-ground pool, so the girls immediately went to my bathroom to change. Since my room is on the other side of the bathroom from the main part of the house, I used this opportunity to play around a bit. I had them let me through while they were changing. (I said I'd close my eyes, but I didn't, and made sure they knew as I came through, whilst not giving a single fuck.) After that, I quickly changed and went to head back through, and since they were taking a while, I teased them about it and shot PA a deep look and grazed her shoulder as I went back through.

After we got to the pool; my friend and Glasses started smoking, and PA was just sitting next to them. I plopped myself down next to her after swimming for a moment, and made fun of the drunken things she said while gradually escalating contact. After my friend and Glasses started to do their thing; I led PA out into the pool and went for the KC. She was really into it so I led her over to a small lounging part of my pool, and pulled her into it. (Continually escalating Kino the entire time; of course.)

Now, at this point she was fairly drunk; so until I escalated things far enough; she was always turning to her friend to tell her she loved her; to which I suggested that she was ridiculous. At one point I had to let Glasses; who was toasted out of her noggin'; inside my house while leaving PA in the pool. I assume this made PA want me more; because as soon as we were alone outside; I was fingering her on the patio. (Take-away?)

Eventually I insisted that we go inside; so I got her a towel and ushered PA through my bathroom and into my bedroom/in my bed. I got her out of her bikini, and she mounted me and started grinding; so I took off my shorts and let her ride me for a bit. After that, I flipped her over, held up her legs, and plowed away.

The next morning, I left PA in the bed several times to check in on my friend; who had used my office for his "business" the previous night; and when I returned, we fooled around more and more.

Sadly; she had to be home pretty early; so I escorted her to my friends vehicle, gave her a hug, and waved her off.

I didn't really plan on seeing PA again; but she sent me a friend request on facebook the next day; along with her phone number; which, honestly, felt pretty backwards. =P

We continued to "talk" for about a week or so; but then she started to freeze me out due to me making the mistake of giving her a fuck-ton of power over me; so I let it go. I'm not worried about it. I learned my lesson and will implement everything in the future.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:09 am 
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Awesome story, bro.


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