Hey fellas. So I need some help with this chick. For some reason I cant go for the close. I can Close other females but this one just feels different.. Any help on what to say next.
I'm also open for any criticism! On my game lol






You: Hey whats up... What kinda trouble you causing :p

Lydia: All kindss! Like alwaysss, u already kno!

You: Hahaha calm down killer :p... You can't be that bad. I eat girls like you for breakfast

Lydia: Oh pleaseee. niqqa u crazy ! lol

You: Haha.. So who are you

Lydia: LYDIA LUST. aka the baddest bitch.

You: Maybe like the 4th baddest bitch :p but alright... So tell me Ms. LUST what are you looking for..

Lydia: bitchh please, I AM da bassest bitch ask anyone ! & watchu mean ? looking 4 in wat ? lol

You: Haha Damn just anyone? I don't know if that's good or not..... you looking for a friend, a boy friend, fuck buddy, what ever

Lydia Lmao, everybody knows is my point ! & a BIG dick ! lol

You: That still doesn't help but okay haha.... Hmm I don't know if I can help you on that one lmao

Lydia: well w.e ! & lmao y is dat?

You: Hold up your pinky up. Thats me.. Hahaha naw I'm FA.. .. I dont know, you think you can keep up. :p

Lydia: FA ? & Niqqa plz ! U the 1 who can't keep up . U couldn't handle an ass lyk mine ! ;;)

You: Fucking Around. hahaha bitch you funny :p...let me see that ass ill tell you where you rank

Lydia: lmao, & wat do i get in return ?

You: You get dick slap across the face haha naw idk we'll see

Lydia: "we'll see" well that WONT work ! lol

You: I need to know what I'm working with first...cuz if I.don't like what I see then you'll get dick slapped. But if I like what I see then I'll give you some of this dope DICK and then if you really get lucky then ill throw in some mad tongue game

Lydia: lmfao oh so u can get freaky huh ? trust me babi, I've nvr got any complaints

You: Ha Maaaybe ...theres always a first time..lets hope im not the
first :p.. N where is my pic at of that ass at

Lydia: hunny, please. wit me there will nvr be complaints ! unless u gay ! lolzz & like i said earlier, I gotta get sumthin in return.

Think I need an interpreter.

Can anyone interpret this for me?

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" You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one. "

She's odd.

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The Platinum Rule of Pick-Up: "Progress tension instead of lessening it with social behavior."