Me:Hey I need a female opinion on something

HB:on what

Me:My sister and I were screwing with her boyfriend like she was cheating on him
But it was obvious we were joking
And he ended up just getting all dark
And was like "Do you swear on your mothers grave your not lieing?"
Which I think was kind of fucked up, because her mom died of lung cancer
Correction, she was adopted, and her adopted mother died of LC
Do you think he was justified in that

HB:well i mean he was a jerk to say something like that.

Me:Yea, and he said "If your lieing, you should go to hell" and that's when it got dark. Then we just tried to change the subject, and he went home as normal
Although I think it's kind of my fault for screwing with his head. It was fun and games at the time

HB:he desearved that. burt he was a dumb ass to say any of that.
he seems like an ass hole

Me:Yea, I mean I used to look up to him, and he's still cool like 90% of the time, he's just got a complex I guess
Anyway, I'm not staying on much longer, but do you wanna see something cool?
This one girl just showed it to me

HB:shur

Me:OK, it's called the cube
Here, to start, just imagine a cube

HB:oks

Me:Now, is it floating or on the ground?

HB:floating

Me:Right on, how big is it?

HB:house sized

Me:Can you see threw it or does it have a color?

HB:has a color

Me:Which color?

HB:sky blue

Me:Now, add a ladder to the picture

HB:oks

Me:where is it in relation to the cube?

HB:the right side

Me:so it's leaning against it or not?
That's really what I was looking for

HB:its leaning againstt it

Me:Is it bigger or smaller than the cube?

HB:smaller

Me:OK, and the last part
imagine a storm
*add it to the picture

HB:imagining

Me:lol, ok
is it near or far away?

HB:near

Me:Is it heavy rain or light showers?

HB:heavy rain

Me:OK
So the whole point is
This is supposed to tell me a lot about your personality
You said your cube is floating
So that means your very imaginative and creative
Next, the size of the cube is the size of your ego
Yours was big, but not insanely big
Which shows that your a pretty confident person, but at times your shy
Next, the color blue means your a free spirit, and you get bored easily, so you have to be adventurous
Now the ladder represents your friends
You keep your friends near to you, and your a big part of your social circle
The storm represents your troubles
You said it was near, which means you have troubles in the near future or going on right now
But you said it was light shower, so it's not really big troubles
So, does it work?

HB:yes 100% right

Me:Wow! For real?
I was kinda skeptical that it'd work

HB:yes actually

Me:That's amazing
My friend said she found out about it from psychology
Have you ever heard of Sigmund Frued?

HB:yes i have
i dont no much about it tho

Me:Which I think is where the coke came in
But that's why a bunch of boys grow up to be like their fathers
And marry women that are like their mothers
Once they realize they can't kill their father, the replace him in society
And when they can't have their mothers, they find some one just like them
Second best
I think that's where he started losing people
But at the same time, a lot of psychoanalysts believe this
So who knows

HB:this is some insane shit

Me:No doubt

HB:do u believe in it all

Me:I think it explains a lot of stuff, but at the same time, I don't recall every trying to kill my dad or screw my mom
But hey, I'm on the verge of getting of the computer
you'd say your a pretty cool person, right?

HB:oks man but lol that point does sound bizarre

Me:my point was, what's your number so I can text you

HB:oh lol (xxx) xxx-xxxx

Me:Alright, ciao

HB:bye