I just came back from China, and I am now in Oslo. In China i have been hanging out with Chae Amante aka Regal, and pulled a few crazy strories

However it's....Saturday night and it's time to get out. I dress up with a grey dress jacket, a white shirt and a pink tie and a black superslimfit jean. Looks fucking great, i get opened just because of my style sometimes. I make sure to put 1 condom in each pocket, and i even bring lubes: cause i sometimes do anal snl's.

Anyway i get down to my usual gayclub: London Pub. I am not really in state, and still tired after 2 weeks of constant partying in china. My sexdrive doesn't exist anymore, after fucking in total 10 girls i china, including the hookers the rich bitch offered me.

I dance a little. Nothing magical happens. I meet 2 trannies, which i am good friend with. They start hitting on, and keep asking the same question all over: "are you really sure you are hetero".

What ever, minutess later, i meet a cougar i fucked a while back. She is my ex's brother's ex-girlfriend, who was back in the days raised up by my ex's mum beforemy ex was born.Yeah i know, it wasn't really ethical to fuck that cougar, but fuck that shit really. We talk about Sandra a little... and she pays me a drink. She tells me she haven't fucked someone since last time she fucked me (hint hint) and told me that it's good that i am single so that i can live my life fully free again. Well... shorter said, she just wanted to get laid.

I get outside. There i spot 2 hot women. They ask me what kind of place this is. I answer them that this is a gaybar. Suddently they start going "oh oh, a gaybar, so sweet, can't you just show us around?". I told them i sure could but without showing them too much interest. We get in, we dance a little and i just walk around, and acted as if i didn't knew them, i danced for myself a little, i didn't give them much attention. They however try to catch my attention a multiple times... at the end they got it when they had a vodka redbull ready for me They were 2 girls, both hot bodies, both had silicone boobies, one had blue eyes and darckhair, hbfoxey of course, and the other one had blond hair with even bigger boobs, hbbimbo.

We get downstairs, which is a bar area. The girls starts asking me questions like if i was gay or anything. I answer them that i wasn't gay. This usually follows up with the standard question: "why are you in a gayplace then". This question... i just love it. This question allows me to talk about sexual freedom, and that people like me get more accepted in places like here (gayclubs). I also mention it's easy to get women here, it's no difficult job. They found me really cool. They asked me if i was hetero, but i answered i was bi, because they said they always wanted fuck a gayguy earlier on... I am not bi for instance... but i had to make out with sparxx later on.... in order to seal the deal.

They ask me if there is any bars for lesbians around. I hate lesbo bars, as i get 0 attention there, and sorry lesbo's are actually quite ugly. So i am resistant about going there, but i told them i could show them the way since it was nearby. Arriving there they just pull me in, and lock me in with a beer.... I start talking to hbfoxey even more about why i love gayclubs. I frame it as a secret society: "here there is different rules, sex» is only sex», and we all fuck each other... it doesnt mean jack shit". I told her i met my ex in a gayclub, a hell of a freak, which i have been swinging with. I tell her what swinging is, she seems interested in it. "With swinging sex» means nothing, there is a difference between love and sex»". I told her that for freaks like me, it's a good thing. She starts wondering what i meant with " being a freak". Well, no problem baby, i will explain it to you. So i start telling her how much i love to fuck in public, how exciting it is, while i describe the feeling i get from doing it. I add up that i love bdsm, and swinging/group sex». All in details with a very sexual voice, and a lot of engagement.

Hbbimbo had to head to the bathroom.

Hbfoxey starts hitting on me a little later while we are standing near the bar. She is touching me. I teach her more about gayplaces. Like, i tell her about the phenomena called rimjobs, and what it is (asslicking), and how exciting it is:

TVA»: here in gayclubs, we practice a lot what we call rimming.
Hbfoxey: What is that?
TVA»: well it's quite dirty and it's only for open, dirty persons, i am not sure if you wanna know about it, as you don't seem like one of us.
Hbfoxey: come on tell me... you said A, now say B....
TVA»: it's spreading the asscheeks, and lick the ass... i knew it was too dirty for you...
Hbfoxey: it's not, like if you clean yourself first... then it's okey
TVA»: true, well i dunno why i like it, but i just do it, i love licking asses. Have you tried it?
Hbfoxey: nope
TVA»: then you got something to try out
Hbfoxey: maybe... let's get further inside (the club)

She starts dancing really sexually, and starts holding around me. I escalate by touching her softly with the tip of my fingers on her shoulder, her back, while putting her hands on my stomach and chest. At the same time i breath slowly around her neck, and suck it sensually and then i start biting her ear... I push her back, drag her in, and look at her deep in the eyes....

She is coming closer and closer to my lips. Her lips reaches mine, and i just lick her lips slowly, and push her away. She forces herself back in. She now makes out with me. We make out really heavy, like we were already fucking. Her friends pops up... and we buy another cocktail...

I start getting a bit buzzed and same for the girls...

Hbbimbo tells me i will have to go home to their hotel room (they were from outside of oslo) after the clubs are closing. "You are coming with us right?". I answer: "maybe". "I hope you are ready for a threesome tonight" says hbbimbo...

It was hot around here and i wanted to head to another club, were we have bisexuals, heteros and gays and even lesbos. They were up for it. So i walk to the next gayclub with 2 smoking hot women in my arms, they are both holding around me. Hbbimbo re-mention the idea of a threesome. At the next gayclub, the female bouncer (lesbian) says in the door: "no bathroom sex» this time alex..." i just laugh... I get inside. The girls buys me a shot... and i drink it up. I make out with hbfoxey a little more. Then we head outside to the smoking area.

Outside hbbimbo chats up a gaydude, she is a fucking faggag... and i sit down with hbfoxey. I told her about how much i love to dominate chicks. I get into deep details about what i am doing. I start choking her and pulling her hair in order to demonstrate different techniques. I tell her that when i fuck chicks they are my slaves, i am the one deciding, and if she isn't doing as i tell her, i will have to punish her. I add that i use lighters, whips and candles in order to perform my freakshow. She is hypnotised at that moment, and make sexual facials expression as if she likes what i am saying. But adds up that "you won't use any lighters on me, but punishing me in other ways, is okey" - she already said she wanted to fuck.

Anyway... a gaydude comes up to us... in order to tell hbfoxey that his friend, who was hetero was really interested in her while pointing at him. I mean the dude didn't even come up by himself (what a morron) and her just winked to her in a creepy way when she was looking at him: he wasn't a big threat. However the gayguy managed to ruin our vibe.

The gayguy manages to extract her away to their table were the chode was sitting however hbfoxey was only chatting with the gaydude. I act like nothing and go to the bathroom, get out again and light myself a cigarette. I get up to my girl, for mentioning that the club is closing soon. The gaydude who hbfoxey was talking to, starts hitting on me, and asks me to sit down beside him. Instant social proof, from a gayguy lol. Anyway the chode starts telling my girl that she is so hot, so beautiful and starts kissing her hand: Not much interest signs toward him from hbfoxey.

Hbbimbo is still talking with her new gayfriend, he was coming with us, only if i was coming along, but i told her i wasn't interested in fucking him.... and he quickly saw that i was going to fuck hbfoxey anyway. So he left. I was alone with both girls. Suddently sparxx popps up out of nowhere (a good pua in Oslo, a good wingman). He was alone. Apparently he had some good sets going on that night, but he managed to burn them, or things just didn't go well. I was thinking bros before hoes, so i sacrificed the idea of a potential threesome and gave him hbbimbo, pretty much allowed him to take over, which wasn't a bad deal for him afterall. Later on, i am glad i took sparxx with me, cause he pretty much saved the night with his logistics.

Sparxx chats up hbbimbo and starts seducing her. They got a good vibe going on. He mentions he is bi-sexual too, for some weird reasons. He is far from bi-sexual btw... but they start they start holding hands. We were heading to mcdonalds for grabbing some food, and the ladies had to pee like big time. Arriving mcdonals, the line is to long, so the girls goes into a parking entrance, and asks us to hide them with our jackets while they pee. Funny times. Later on we walk up to a kiosk nearby, for getting some food. At the food store, hbimbo put my pocket square inside her pussy, and it's all wet when she takes it out, and smells vagina... then she puts my pocket square into her bra. I never got it back sadly. The girls are getting really buzzed now, same as i. And it takes way too long to get the food... but i manage to lead them out.

Outside their hotel sparxx and hbbimbo sits down on some stairs. They start roleplaying about getting married. I had to take pictures of them kissing and so on. And they make out for a bit. Sparxx lays down, and she is laying over him, kissing, almost fucking outside. Hbbimbo wants to turn sparxx into a fully heterosexuall and actually asks permission for it. Sparxx says he is currious about it. I am still small chatting with hbfoxey, but her BT was getting down.

A dude comes up to sparxx, threatning to beat him up. Sparxx waves me over for assistance. Infact this cockblock just sat down beside hbbimbo. He starts chatting her up and seducing her, and tries to make her sit closer to him. I help sparxx by trying to distract him by asking him questions in order to allow sparxx to regain the attention from hbimbo. The cockclock persists, and starts hyping up his crib with booze for an afterparty.

Sparxx and i starts gaymogging him. I ask him if i he was gay and so on. And he gets really defensiv about it. BURN! sparxx at the same time starts hitting on him and he freaks out. After a while, he asks hbimbo to come home to his place, but hbimbo says: "no! i am going with sparxx" Victory!!! And she follows up that she will turn him into a fully hetero (sparxx is already fully hetero)

We walk to the hotel while plannning a strategy to get in, and pass the receptionist. Sparxx and I had to wait outside till they wave us over. Problem is that we got busted by the receptionist, who turns out to be a lameass. The girls gets in, and throw over their roomcard from their window. However... their roomcard landed on a balcony. We had a problem. The receptionist came out and asked sparxx and i to leave. We had a new idea: Get the girls to sparxx place. I shout to the girls, and they popp their heads out of their window. I ask them to come down, and letting them know we are heading to sparxx's place. However multiple windows are open and their neighbours starts getting angry. I can't shout and scream to them much anymore. I try to ask the receptionist if i can call them, but the girls thought it was the receptionist who was calling them so they end up hanging up. SHIT. I shout again... and the girls poops out of their window, telling us to come in, that they will open up for us. But there is no way we can pass the receptionist. He was getting pissy... and came out and told us the girls called him and told us to leave. That they were scared of us. That was pure BS of course, he just wanted to get rid of us.

I persist again, and i ask them to come out, but they still didn't get the point that we had to pass throught the receptionist. someene ends up throwing water on us from their window as a result of neighbours being pissed of at me screaming and shouting. The water didn't reach me gladly. The receptionist comes out and asked us to leave, and threatened us by sending security guards on us (we are fully allowed to stay outside the hotel so this wasn't valid) Anyway i shout once more... and this time hbfoxey comes down to the reception. I wave her to come out to us. I told her about the situ. She went out with us, took some booze with her from her hotelroom. Her friend hbbimbo came out 5 min later. We now finally left in a cab.

We arrived at sparxx place. We got up to his crib, sat down on the couch. The girls had to check their facebook. I managed to get hbfoxey to add me as a friend... and also managed to get her to shut down facebook. However hbimbo was checking out her facebook, and her BF sends her messages or something, i didn't really get the issue, however her ASD and resistance goes up and chick logic kicks in. We take some drinks and shots. I start taking a body shots from Hbimbo. Lot's of fun. However hbfoxey turned icecold.

I make sure to move hbxoxey from a laid down position into a sitting one, and made sure to sit between her and hbimbo... so that sparxx could follow up with his chick. However the girl asks us to proove them we were bi. They wanted to see sparxx and i make out. I was a little bit against it, as i just perceived it as a shittest. However sparxx ends up thonging me down. The girls said we sucked... So sparxx tells them to show us something better, show us what a good kiss is. The girls start making out, really heavy. Hbimbo was laying over hbfoxey, and they were making out like if they were going to have sex». It was like a lesbianporn movie. sparxx and i just went: "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH man"

Anyway the girls are now sitting beside each other, i made sure to sit in between them in order to let Sparxx follow up with his shit. He kept body shoting from his chick's boobies and made out with her,. Now i got the chance to turn my girl from icecold to superhot

I start telling her that she is bullshitting me. She asks why. I tell her that she said and mentioned she was submissiv earlier that night... and that she just seemed to be dominant in my eyes. She disagreed with that (qualified). Now this gave me room for re-starting the discussion about dominant sex» i had earlier on. I went back into details about how much i loved dominating chicks, especially these who tries to be dominant and that provokes me/turns me on. I start escalating on her a little, and we have a really sexual eye contact. She kisses me... I tell her that i never told her to kiss me, and end up giving her a slap in the face. She slaps me 10 times harder. Pushes me down on the couch pulls of my shirt, unbotton my jeans really agressively... and pulls my dick out and starts riding me. The tension was too hard for her, she was pissed of me teasing her with my sexual vibe: she wanted to break the tension once and for all: by fucking me. However hbbimbo starts objecting about it. So we stop.

TVA»: i am getting sweaty, it's hot in here... sooo... you know i am a freak... are you a freak too?
HBfoxey: what do you think? (qualifies)
TVA»: cool, let's do some crazy shit then!
Hbfoxey: yeah!
TVA»: why don't we go and take a shower?
HBfoxey: do you have condoms? (she already agreed to fuck)
TVA»: fuck yeah... let's go...

I take her into the bathroom. We had some problems getting the lights off.... the room was completly darck... i couldn't see her. It was fucking exciting. She pulls my dick out, and jacks it off.... "fuck me, fuck me" she moans. I touch her pussy. I order her to bend over, wraps a rubber on my dick and start fucking her really hard. She is now provoking me, by telling ne "is that all you have?". I end up spanking her ass really fucking hard, i did it a lot during our fuck session. I grab her hair and chokeher while we fuck doggy. I call her a bad girl, while still spanking her ass. She is moaning. Asking for more. I fuck her harder... i choke her... i drty talk. I pull my dick out, and start licking her ass a little. She then touches my dick, and it's without a condom (i pulled it off) and she started making big time drama about it. She thought i didn't use any condoms. She was affraid of getting HIV. I had to convince her that i used a condom, and she believed me in the end but we were already outside the bathroom and the girls had to leave. DAMN IT. The vibe became icecold between us. BTW we didn't shower.

Anyway the girls left, and they also left all their booze and cigarettes, so sparxx and i had a few drinks while having a talk for 2 hours. It was a really deep and good talk. Then i went home to get some sleep.

To conclude: The girls were ready to go already from halfway the night. I tried to extract them earlier but they weren't often in Oslo, therefore wanted to enjoy it's nightlife for a little. This lay would have been super easy if we didn't have the stupid cockclock who fucked with sparxx and hbimbo, and the lame respetionist. Fucking hell, i hate such obstacles, and of course they came up like 40 mins after the clubs were closed so we were dependent on these chicks in order to get laid that night. But a challenge never hurts, and it feels good when you succed.

The pics are posted as a reply to this post.

PS: We found out hbbimbo's BF was a hitman. Gooodie!!!

Take care.

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