First time I went to a bar alone to sarge... However, I really didn't do much sarging...


I'm on vacation for a month in a tiny island in Florida and there's only one place that's open where people will hang out at night. I walked in and instantly saw a set to my left but they looked older and I was intimidated to approach them directly. The only other girls were with a group of guys.

I walked over to the group but took a seat next to the set, I didn't say anything. I ordered my drink and instantly this guy sitting next to me starts talking to me about how his wife divorced him today. I felt bad for him so I didn't ignore him. This guy I ended up talking to for the rest of the night about woman and picking them up.

I'll admit I was extremely timid and shy. I was way too hesitant. I'm not usually an amog when I'm with my friends. It depends on my mood, how much sleep I get, etc. I'm short (about 5'6) and I'm somewhat self consciuous of it... even moreso when I'm sarging alone.

I waited for one of the girls in the set next to me to become isolated. She was standing right next to me so I asked her if she was from the island. She acted like she couldn't hear me and asked me I was from. I told her Mars, she laughed said she was from Venus. She was trying to get the bartenders attention at the time so I told her I'd buy her a water... she laughed and said thanks. She was really close to me and we were both kino'ing eachother. I got the bartender's attention and she ordered the water.

I had a bracelet on with my favorite teams name...she grabbed my wrist and was reading it. I said if you know what that is then you know where I'm from. She said she couldn't read, so I said oh so you must be from around here jokingly. (I'm too much of a smart ass especially with pickup, I need to be more flattering) Her response was you can think about that for a bit, and I'll be back. Sure enough this girl disappeared for like 15 minutes.

When she returned she went back with her group. It was about 5 guys and 2 girls. One of the guys had her arm around her. It was getting late and the place was closing so I wouldn't to see if that's her boyfriend. I started chatting with one of the guys in the group and he said they were all from Kansas and visiting for work. I'm not positive but I think while I was talking to him, I kept getting some glances from her. They were staying somewhere different each night. Because they were all on a "business trip" I doubt the girls were unavailable to me. However, I didn't pursuit her and left with nothing.