Alright so as some of you know I'm in an LTR so I have to be a good boy, but there's nothing wrong with having some fun right? just cant cross any lines.



So I was out dancing one night with a bunch of girls one of them gave me her number and we text every now and again. Its very obv that this girl is into me which is cool but again cant take is passed chatting. So the other day I was in a goofy mood and got a text from her and this is how it went.



Her: Hey crazy

Me: hello

Her what are you up to?

Me: Just finishing up at work, looking for something to do tonight

Her: lol

Me: lol? Don't laugh at me, I've very sensitive, I'm gonna go cry in the corner now...

Her: Awww, I can be your shoulder to cry on

Me:...it's not your shoulder I wanna make wet

Her: LMAO, your so funny

Me: lol, I know.

Her: Well, if you need to do something with yourself to night, I have a movie and no one to watch it with *sniffles*



Again I'm in a relationship so I waited an hour and told her I was going out with the boys. But it got some laughs and got me an invite over. Just be careful if you use a routine like that, I'm sure it could be off setting or offensive to the wrong girl.


best of luck kids

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"J, I guess yer so amazing in bed you send the girls into a transcendent state where they realize their own mortality and are shaken by the realization that their presence bears little impact on the universe, or they just realized they hate you"
-DJ_Z

I sometimes have to give credit when someone comes up with something totally fresh and creative. Good work man!

Thanks!


Again I would *use with caution* but it made me laugh and got an instant invite over I couldn't help but share.

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"J, I guess yer so amazing in bed you send the girls into a transcendent state where they realize their own mortality and are shaken by the realization that their presence bears little impact on the universe, or they just realized they hate you"
-DJ_Z

Hi Vitamin-J. I liked the post, its a good one.

But I think it can work better if a girl can see you on cam So the girl can see your facial expression. But i give it a try.

Good work:)

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Never tried it on cam myself but I always have CnF going on so it's not that odd for things like this to come from me. she was receptive and laughed.


Give it a shot on cam let us know how it works out for you.

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"J, I guess yer so amazing in bed you send the girls into a transcendent state where they realize their own mortality and are shaken by the realization that their presence bears little impact on the universe, or they just realized they hate you"
-DJ_Z

Ahahaha I love it! It's direct and honest and funny! If a girl was offended by this I wouldn't wanna get with her anyway.

i will vitamin-j. i will post my results in this topic later

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As finishing touch, God created the Dutch

Brilliant, Im gonna put this in the memory banks for later!

I hope you don't actually say 'lol' to girls?

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