Simply put, what's your favourite routine?
Mine would be the masturbate in the shower routine.
It's more of a clever joke but what the hay.

PUA: Did you know 80% of women masturbate in the shower? The rest sing. Do you know what they sing?
HB: No, what?
PUA: Oh, you must be one of the ones who masturbates then.

The only thing about this is, you need comfort before hand. Otherwise the mere mention of masturbation is going to work against you.

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more of a joke than a routine isn't it, I feel like routines should be aimed at accomplishing something getting a number or a date, a kiss, something like that.

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"J, I guess yer so amazing in bed you send the girls into a transcendent state where they realize their own mortality and are shaken by the realization that their presence bears little impact on the universe, or they just realized they hate you"
-DJ_Z

me: hey i need a girl's opinion on something real quick
her: sure
me:my friend chris has a gf for about a year now and now wants to break up with her but he really doesn't want to hurt her what do u think he should say and how should he go about doing this?
her:blah blah blah
me:can u beleive that he actually wanted to break up with her over fb?
her:
me:breaking up with people is really awkward i remember one time i was going out with this interresting girl and what attracted to me to her most was that she was different but after a couple of weeks i found out that she wasn't different, she was a psycho i broke up with her and i admitt i was a little corny doing it then she keyed my car
her: corny y? or blah blah blah
me:blah blah blah but who can blame her i am pretty awesome
me: u have something on your sheak (while prettending to whipe it off)
then i start push and pull like a mo foe i mean seriously i don't bring up anything to talk about for the next 5 min it's all u have a good vibe to u...... i hope u don't end up keying my car , u have the most beautiful smile i've seen in such a long time....well actually it's the 4th best..........................for the next 5 min
hey my cousin's birthday is coming up soon what would u say is a good gift?
her: boy? girl? age?
me:........................
her:......................
me:look at the time! i should really get going but before i leave i have one last thing i really wish there was a little device like this(pull out my phone) then could let a guy talk to an interesting girl he just met without them having to be in the same room
And that's about it! Enjoy

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I will do what needs to be done.

Hi, i find that using a simply opener like the girls fighting etc seem to work. I usually start to ignore the girl i intend to sarg and talk to the "ugliest girl". Since the girl I'm aiming for is used to receiving all the ettention is works well. I normally then neg her with things like "wow, you blink a lot". Or if she's crying for attention i say, "wow your demanding"... I then do the esp routine, maybe the cube or hand reading. I then normally get abit closer, talk slower and increase the sexual tension. The other night i did the 5 lie game except with the bet that i would get to kiss her if she lost, FIELD APPROVED:)... I then said, i gtg but i would love to continue this conversation. She offered me her number and I'm yet to call her back.

Props

My format for a whole sarge;
Opinion opener (Maybe something like "My sis just found a box of her bf's that has pictures of his ex girlfriend, she's freaking out, is that normal?)
Fluff over that, throw in some other stories if they are relevant
Focus on PCBs (Potential cock blocks) with some compliments (Still never about their looks) and light kino with everyone if a window opens.
Routines; ESP - the cube - 5 lies - Do spells work - Anything good
Once I got a good rapport and good review then I do the whole room destroyer
"Listen, I'll tell you what. I will introduce you to any other guy in the room. (Gesture around the room so that they look.) Pick anyone out, and I will personally walk up and introduce you to him. And I will guarantee you that not one of them is as interesting as us/me."
Isolate, comfort, kiss

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I posted this last week, solid routine for a first date.

there's the basic: text-routine-for-a-first-date-vt97218.html?highlight=

and here's the full LR for anyone that wants to read: some-times-its-just-text-book-vt97214.html?highlight=


Me: Stop thinking about me
Her: yer so cocky
Me: I know, but tell me if you were in a mall had nothing to do what store would you end up at?
Her: Victoria secret
Me: That's original...
Her: U?
Me: a luggage store...
Her: WTF
Me: something about it, just makes me think, where I might take it, what I'll put in the pockets. what I'll have in it coming back, who I'll be with, there's something about luggage that draws me to it.
Me: so I guess I'm saying...what makes you my luggage, why am I drawn to you?
Her: My eye's?
Me: no
Her: my sense of humor?
Me: I don't think so, I mean yer cute and fun and all but that's really not that hard to find is it?
Her: :'( I guess we'll never know
Me: guess not.....
Me: but if I took you out friday I might be able to figure it out
Her: are you asking me out on a date
Me: your a quick one...

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"J, I guess yer so amazing in bed you send the girls into a transcendent state where they realize their own mortality and are shaken by the realization that their presence bears little impact on the universe, or they just realized they hate you"
-DJ_Z