| So by this time in my life I had been in the PUA society for a while, and I have had some wild times before. But this LR I'm sharing with you now is by far the craziest one I've ever had. I'm starting with this one cause some parts of it will be familiar to some of you, even though I never shared the full approach with you.
Let me start from when me and this girl first met. I was working with her and we both went outside for a break. The opening conversation went like this.
Me: Hey, are you shy?
Girl: I can be, why?
Me: Because I've worked with you for a few days now, and you haven't said one word to me...I just figured you were shy.
Girl: Oh, well I can be around new people. Man I'm hot.
Me: Ha! Yeah, No doubt. Oh wait...you're talking about the weather right?
Girl: HAHAHA! Yeah. What? You think I go around telling people how I look?
Me: Well I wasn't sure, but if I looked like you I'd be going around telling people I'm the hottest shit sense Kanye.
Girl: HAHA! You are hot!
Me: HAHA! No I look like Homeless Chris Farley.
Girl: No No, You're sexy...you're a different kind of sexy. You're beard reminds me of that guy off the Hangover.
Me: Zach What-The-Fucks-Name?
Girl: Yeah! He is super sexy, and you're really funny, what's your name?
Me: Guess
Girl: You look like a Paul
Me: HAHA! I've got a sick story about the name Paul.
Girl: OH YEAH! Tell me, I'm into sick stories.
Me: You've got to be kidding me
Girl: Come on!....
Me: Alright...well...my ex-girlfriend used to call my penis Peter Paul.
Girl: HAHA! Oh my god that is sick....why did she call your penis that?
Me: Because it reminded her of a Zorro candy bar, you know...white outside, black inside.
Girl: HAHA! she sounds like a freak.
Me: Yeah, she was a monster. What's your name?
Girl: Micki
Me: Oh no...if we're going to be talking we need to do something about your name.
Micki: WHat? Why?
Me: Cause everytime we talk now, I'm going to be reminded of that childrens cartoon. And you're too fine for me to be thinking of that when I'm talking to you.
Micki: HAHA! Yeah, Micky Mouse, I get that a lot.
Me: I've got the perfect nick-name for your extreme sexiness.
Micki: Yeah? What's that?
Me: Honey-Bee Sweetness
Micki: HAHA! Works for me!
Me: Good, cause now I'll have management make you a nametag with that on it.
Micki: Awesome
Me: Hey, give me your phone quick
*She hands me her Blackberry, and I hand her my Palm Pre and we exchange numbers*
Me: My brother and I are having a party this weekend. You'll be there?
Micki: Oh yeah, I'll be there.
Me: Okay, but if we're going to be partying together there is only one rule.
Micki: What's that?
Me: Don't bum any cigarettes off me unless you're wanting to smoke Virginia Slims.
Micki: Ha! You're too crazy, I love it.
I didn't get a hold of her until the night before my brothers party....mainly cause I was scheduled to work with her a couple days in a row, and I always choose face to face time instead of texting or calling a girl. So for the next couple days we would just talk small talk and I would turn on the sexual tension a bit by making her think of naughty things during work.
So the night of the party comes, and there is a boat load of people there. I get a hold of Micki and give her directions to my brothers cabin, and we meet up. I find out that she walked over a mile to get to the party, so I thought that was something I could use to my advantage. I give her a drink and start gaming her with the sexy eyes routine. Here is how it went.
Me: Hey, I never noticed this before...but you've got the most amazing eyes I've ever seen.
Micki: Yeah, they change colors with the seasons.
Me: Bogus....don't believe that, but they look nice anyways.
Micki: HAHA! What? Why would I lie about that?
Me: Don't know....maybe your a pathalogical liar and you're like two steps ahead of me with some sort of story you're trying to conjure up with.
Micki: Right....not the case.
Me: I know, I'm messing with ya. Hey...how about we play a game using your eyes. I'm telling you, it's fun. You'll enjoy it. And if you win I'll drive you home, seeing as how those shoes you've got on look like they'd be hell to walk in.
Micki: You're ON! I'm going to win.
Me: Alright...here is what I want you to do. Lets see how many guys you can attract by just using your eyes. Once you get their attention and they come up to you, you can start talking to them. If you get their number you win the game. But you can not tell them we're playing a game.
Micki: Awesome, sounds like so much fun.
Me: But here is another rule. I can do anything in my power to make the person you're trying to attract to not notice you. Anything other than say we're playing a game.
Micki: Ok
She eyes her target and it was almost unreal how quick she got someones attention. The guy came up to us and said...
Guy: Hey...
*I wedge myself between them, give the guy a bro hug and say*
Me: Hey bro....how long have you known Micki?
Guy: Um...well, I don't know...
Me: Oh, cool...she's a darling, but as you can tell we're talking, and I don't get to spend much time with her, so if you would I'd appreciate it if you would let us be.
Guy: No problem.
Micki: What the hell was that?!
Me: HAHA! Sorry....I didn't tell you I'd make it hard for you to speak. So guess what. I'll give you another chance, but this time, I'll leave you alone. I'll watch you from a distance, and see how you do without me barging in.
Micki: Ok.
I walk to the loft of my brothers cabin and look down on the entire party. Then I start gaming a girl that just came out the restroom, and that is when the game shifted gears. After a few minutes talking to the new girl I see Micki get in between me and the girl and she says.
Micki: Hey, how do you know Thomas?
Me: HAHA!
Girl: Um....ok, talk to you later Tom.
Me: Oh wow....talk about cock blocking me, good job. Looks like the teacher has been taught.
Micki: I didn't get anyones number cause I'm more interested in getting to know you.
Me: That's fine by me. But I got to be honest with ya. I don't own a car....I can't give you a ride, but as a prize for being a good sport I'll walk you home.
Micki: I'd like that.
By the end of the night (After playing that game, that worked like a charm), I had Micki eating out of the palm of my hand. She was clinging to me so much it was almost annoying. But I charged on. Made the sexual tension rise some more just by simply applying kino and dancing pretty erotically. By the end of the night we were both feeling antsy. So I start walking her home....and we start kissing (I held back from kissing her the entire night, and I noticed it wasn't making her mad, it just made her want it even more) while we were walking down the street. She told me...
Micki: If you play your cards right, you might get lucky.
Me: Play my cards? That sounds more like skill then luck...I think I've got this.
Micki: HAHA! Smooth
We walk past a GMC dealership and Micki leads me through the dealership towards the back where all the trucks and SUV's are stored. Then she climbs into the bed of a truck and starts Go-Go dancing and starts taking her shirt off. She tells me
Micki: Come on up here
So I do....and after a while of kissing in the bed of the truck we end up having sex in the back of the truck.
No LMR this time....in fact I can't think of one time I've ever dealt with LMR.
I think what made me get this far with Micki was me being direct with her. No games or tactics...just good old fashioned pick-up.
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