This is just a funny routine I have that I thought I'd share. Not really something everyone can do.

Last night I went with some friends to Steak and Shake around 2 am. A HB7 was outside talking with a guy. He was trying really hard to be alpha and negging her very harshly. As I walked past them I tossed them a "Hi! Are you having a good night?"
HB7: Hi! How are you?"
Guy (trying hard to AMOG me): Hey buddy! I like the baby blue (referring to a rubber bracelet I wear). What are those ones for again?
Slip: Oh, yeah, it says "2k by 2011"... I was trying to fuck two thousand girls by 2011.
Guy (ready to mock): Trying to fuck... uh...
Slip: Yeah. Didn't quite make it though. It was a close call.
I head inside and look back to see a beautifully shocked HB7. Just as the door is closing behind my friend I hear her call out to me "That was AWESOME!"

Needless to say my buddy was laughing a lot.

Never had the routine go over so well before, thought I'd share it. The bracelet is actually a rowing thing, if you want a full explanation of it message me.

That actually seems pretty good

You made my laugh man
that's awesome

Seems awesome ! any idea where i could get a bracelet like that ?

Hahaha I really doubt they're available... But it just goes to show that anything like that can be a useful trick up your sleeve. I have a shirt from a concert with a big popsicle on it and an opener I'll use sometimes is "Hey, let me get your opinion, does this look like a penis to you?"

Anything you have can have a good story to it, look for notable items and use them.

hahaha! damn man, you really made me laugh, i will definately try to find a bracelet like that or similar

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Funny note on this one actually!

Wore the bracelet a weekend or two ago to go out to some frats at a local college. I had come to see one friend, but turns out his friends were much more proactive about meeting girls. I liked them for that, and we went out to waffle house after everything was over. It was packed with college kids (I'm 18, hs senior). A girl (HB5) asked about my bracelet, I used my line, and she goes "Ew. That's unbecoming. *to friend* Hey, this guy is unbecoming."

I played up the fact that I hadn't actually done it, in hindsight it would have been better to go serious and talk about my rowing, but oh well! Just goes to show that you can't win em all!