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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:57 am 
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Heres one opener I made up, or even for mid game

"haha So I thought I just saw you, and went up to say hi, but it turned out it was this mexican girl"


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Heres one opener I made up, or even for mid game

"haha So I thought I just saw you, and went up to say hi, but it turned out it was this mexican girl"


lol not sure why but i love this


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:15 pm 
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Awesome stuff!

I like to use

PUA: Hey there my little knuckle head :D So what are you doing beside thinking of me???

Works every time


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Heres one opener I made up, or even for mid game

"haha So I thought I just saw you, and went up to say hi, but it turned out it was this mexican girl"
my go to opener!


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:44 pm 
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Hey guys,
So, using the information in here, I tried the “blank text” text:
As Quoted:
PUA: *send blank text*
HB: why did u just send me a blank txt (something along those lines)
PUA: Babe, you dont have to come up with excuses to talk to me!
-OR-
PUA: It must be so humiliating having to make up excuses to talk to me!

Here were my results:
*On HB I failed with about a year ago (2 small k-closes):
no response

*On HB I failed with about a month ago and spent too much money “dining” her because she was a "poor student"; all i got was a kiss close:
HB: “You sent a blank text ”
ME: “Babe, you don’t have to make excuses to talk to me”
HB: (no response). . . OUCH!

*On HB I met about 3 months ago (cancelled our first date because her “ex was back in the picture”):
ME: (blank text)
HB: I think you just sent me the shortest text I’ve ever received :)
ME: Sweet! What’s my prize?
HB: I just gave out my last all expenses paid trip around the world so you’re out of luck :(
ME: What don’t you buy me a drink instead?
HB LOL, I’m not a big Sunday night drinker, I’ll be in bed in 30 min
(in retrospect, I think a better text to send than the one I actually sent would have been “So my prize will actually be ready in a ½ hour, then?”)
ME: I didn’t mean tonight, I’m busy. You may propose a different date!
NO RESPONSE AFTER 48 hours

If anyone still reads this post and can offer advice on how to advance from here, that would be helpful. Apparently she kept my phone number in her phone even though she blew me off for her ex. The night we met, there were IOI’s everywhere.
Can anyone help me rekindle this effort if there is any chance? If this isn’t the right place to post this sort of entry, I’ll put it somewhere else.

My thoughts:
1) shock her with a phone call inviting her to an event I would already be seen at
2) send other flirty texts trying to gauge interest

Thanks for any and all help! I’m still ½ AFC . . . . .

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:53 am 
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a routine I use alot is "hey me and my gang are robbing a bank on "wtv day you want to ask her out" we need another player you in?

she'll usually play along, (if no then neg her) then go with okay I'm going to need you to show up in lingerie and stilettos with a long black trench coat, can you do that? if she responds "yes" ur good to go, get sexual and have fun or tell her you'll pick her up at wtv time. If no then text "whos going to seduce the 70 year-old night-guard?" she'll laugh...leave her hanging

field-tested numerous times
can be used with the opener previously posted "Me: Hey, want to join me on TV tomorrow?
her: Why/for what/etc?
Me: I'm going to be on the news:
her: Why/for what/etc?
me: I'm doing to rob and bank and need an accomplice, you down?

just sayin...The alien and zoo openers are shit, unless your hitting on a 15 year-old girl


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:05 am 
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Ran into a girl I used to have a thing with before gaining more confidence and discovering pua. Next day...

Me:I know it had been a long time, but you should stop thinking about me now.
HB8: Quit reading my mind you freaking psychic!(in-joke)
Me: Well I can either use it or lose it, and you're my next victim.

Met up with her 2 days later and plan to f-close in the near future. Would be sooner but we're only 17 so thats still a bit fast.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:03 pm 
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This you could use on a girl who you are already going out with.

You: Hey babe whats up?
Her: Not much
You: Can you do me a big favor
Her: sure hun
You: Can you turn your phone on vibrate and sit on it. I need to text your coochie a message.


LOL. I just made it up. thought it was funny


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:55 pm 
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Excellent work my man! I have used a few of these and am actually working the "I dont know who your boyfriend is, but he doesnt spank you enough!" right now. Pure gold!


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good stuff lol....MY FAV 3 ARE.....Aliens, zoo, and the retards texting lol

HERES MINE

You: Hey, im gona be on tv tomorow. Wanna come?
Her: Hey, for what?!?!
You: Some reality show called "How to lose your lame girlfriend"

You: Hey! make some reservations for tomorow.
Her: What??? Why?
You: Its our first date.

You: Hey, guess what?
Her: What?
You: Guess! ur so lame.
Her: Blah blah blah (some wild guess)
You: No! What???! Nevermind! I think Im gona stop talking to you now!




Holllla atcha boy if ya wanna know more.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:00 am 
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this is GOLD!

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Me: Want to chill out and have some fun?
Her: depends, what kind of fun
Me: the terrible kind, Sit around and stare at walls and drink nothing but water


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Letloose: entertain me...
HB: what will entertain you!?
Letloose: a hot girl jumping out of a cake while a band plays welcome to the jungle. but if you don't want to get cake in your hair, witty conversation will do.
HB: lmao! your hilarious! what kinda music you into?

BE NATURAL. BE FUNNY. BE COCKY most importantly in text game BE CALIBRATED (listen to the reply and let conversation flow rather than plough through material at a crazy rate)


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I meet this who I have known for some time at a party tow weeks ago and she said we should go to a party when she comeback to the city

I hope you are smiling, If not just think of me


yeah
7sins where are y? y stay in city or..?


I am in my flat in city
about the party that you asked to go with you to
when is it and are you coming to pick me up
don't forgot to bring floors
as you know I am romantic man


haha:)
y are very romantic boy haha:0


yes, please don't break my hurt
hahaha


ok okey...



send my your number and we might go to party when I have time
na razie I have to go now


ok i send the later my number okey?
bay,bay:*
kisss
whats next? what should I say?
:?


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First post on this forum. Been lurking for about a week or two... and I gotta say, this thread is GOLD.

I'm workin this girl I met last Sunday and got her number. She doesn't even know my name. I just went up to the bar to get a drink and commented on her piercings and tattoos and I number closed. Entire conversation was less than 1 minute.



Me: What are u doin tonight cutie? :)

HB7: Who is this?

Me: At least try to guess. I'll give you three tries.

HB7: Jerry

Me: Haha. Nope

HB7: Aaron

Me: No- It's Stud Masterson from ***** last Sunday night.

Me: Do you want to get a drink? I can't remember what your piercing looks like.

HB7: Lol hey what's up I'm actually working tonight in *****

HB7: Your name is not stud....

Me: Ok, you can call me Pumpkin

HB7: Lol sorry I don't remember your name

Me: I'm trying to lure girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&Ms?

HB7: Hahaha. Not a big fan of either.

Me: Me neither. Wow we have alot in common :)

HB7: What's your name- damnit.

Me: I'll tell you when you come meet me after work




This is where I'm at right now. Hilarious. I write back if this actually works


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