So I figure you guys would get a laugh out of this, here's how my night went.
So last night as I was finishing up at the gym I got this text from this girl I picked up online on facebook. I haven't spoke to her in weeks and to be honest had forgotten about her. Anyways here's how the text went.
Her: Hey stranger! What're you doing?
Me: hey you're the stranger! I'm just finishing up at the gym right now, pumpin up
you?
Her: Ohhhh nicee I love it hot and sweaty jk jk! I'm chillin in town right now.
Me: oh coool i'm in town too!
Her: Wanna meet up and chill for a bit?
Me: Sure if you dont mind that I'm rediculously sweaty, hot, and sexy right now
Her: oOo! I likey. I'll pick you up in 15.
So she drives over and picks me up. We go over to a park and I'm pretty uncomfortable because I'm one of those guys that like to stay clean and right now I'm sweaty and stinky and with this hb9. So we're cihllin at the park, I'm trying to cool off and air myself off, the conversations going well I'm throwing her negs and dhv. She's biting hard. I'm controlling the conversation and bring it to sex. She than proceeds to tell me that she likes to watch porn for hours (DING DING DING!). The heavens open and I respond, “cool” haha. So we continue to talk about what kind of porn she likes to watch, I can tell she's getting turned on. She loves the hardcore stuff, threesomes, etc. While she's telling me this you can tell her endorphins are running crazy through her, and she's getting wet, but I play it cool and don't make a move.
So we end up leaving the park because its closing. I suggest we go to the beach for a night swim. At this point I'm getting itchy from all the sweat and I can tell my balls are pretty stink too haha. So we get to the beach and strip down to our underwear. She has a slamming body, she's wearing this tiny pink thong with a pink bra on. Nice C cup breasts, on a flat stomache with those subtle girl abs, because she's a dancer. So we get in the water, I'm touching her and teasing her and kino escalating. I already knew we were f*ck closing since the porn talk. I end up pulling her end for the kiss close and feel up her body. Suddenly I see a car drive past and a man jump out with a light, it's a cop. (Fkn cock block 1) He tells us beach is closed and to leave.
We jump out the water and drive farther down the beach. The sex drive is sky rocketing and you can feel it in the air. She pulls over and we jump on each other like crazy homeless dudes fighting for a meal. She immediately puts her lips down under. She could take it deep like a pro, holding her down for 10 secs face f*king. She than started to lick my butt which was cool, you could tell she was studying her pornos. I than began to slam her in the back seat when I see blue lights from behind. We immediately jump into the front seat barely covering our naked bodies with our clothes. (Cock block 2) The cop asks us for our IDs and recognizes us from swimming earlier. He issues us tickets for trespassing and tells us to leave or he'll have us arrested. (what a douche)
We than drive to the back parking lot of a movie theatre where we go out at like dogs. The car was shaking like it was going through an earth quake, the windows fogged, it was fun. I end up putting it in her butt and finishing there. We drive around for a bit with the windows down trying to air the car out and get some air, it looked like we had just got out of a pool. We than go to a residential area and go at it again! After she dropped me back off at the gym and told me she'd call me. I told her maybe I'd pick up haha. Anyways the ticket was totally worth it. Hope you enjoyed.
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