This lay report brings me back to when I was a junior at The Ohio State University. It was like 5 years ago, and this New Years Eve was one to remember, just because this was the first New Years sense discovering the Pick Up Artist lifestyle. I was new to it all, and had more to learn. I wasn't a virgin, but I also wasn't a Pick-Up Kingpin. And this night was great cause it made my confidence in my game go sky high.

First....I'd like to just let you all understand the extreme conditions that happen on New Years, as apposed to any other night of the year. There are three days every pick-up artist should look forward to in the year. Those days are Halloween, Valentines Day, and New Years.

Halloween because it is the night most women disregard the "slut-card" and just play ball like most men do. Because they see Halloween as a chance to bring out the alter-egos and do something their usual self wouldn't agree to. It's all about dress up, and women are down with that.

Valentines Day to most men (at first) seems to be a disaster date. They feel like it's a day filled with so much emotion that it snips them away from being a "man". But I tell you what. I look forward to that day, cause of the fact that it is a push back into reality, and reminds me that men are in need for emotions as much as women are....we're human, and to act like our personalities are so flaccid and one dimentional makes us less likely to connect with people through understanding. So I like Valentines Day. It gives me a chance to give someone special in my life a showing of appreciation.

New Years is king of all pick-up dates. It is first even above Halloween cause it's the only date that single women openly want to be kissed! Who goes through New Years without the corriorgraphed midnight kiss?! No one, that's who...and with women drinking the most during New Years they often leave themselves open to an unforseeable banging. It just happens....and it seems as though if a woman sees something as not being an option...it usually turns the only option into sex.

As I said, I was a Junior, and I headed to the famous High Street in Columbus to the strip of bars and clubs along that road. And I met up with some friends and I was dressed like an absolute idiot (I was so smittened by the idea of peacocking that 90% of my time I spent online I was shopping for interesting things to wear), cause I had this shirt filled with LED lights, and I had beads on my neck...along with a pacifier...yeah...a fucking device a baby sucks on while they are teething.

I knew that New Years was special, so I was extra nice to people, cause I knew the chances of getting the cold shoulder from anyone during New Years was almost 0%. No one is too cool during New Years.

There was about 15 minutes left until mid-night and I was so busy being a social butterfly that I didn't even have a target or anything....I realized I was going to have to be overly direct and aggressive to get a girls attention by this time of the night.

But I was drunk as hell....so I was going around looking for a target, but I couldn't find one. Then I realized there was only 60 seconds left. I watched on the television in the bar the ball dropping. And I noticed a girl next to me doing the same. So last second I said to her...

Me: Hi, I'm Tom, what's your name?
Girl: Ashley
Me: Hey, you know your very good looking, I'm very charming. It seems to be that we have that much in common. It's really a match made in Heaven. Now lets see if those rumors going around the bar are true.
Ashley: What rumors?
Me: That we're going to have the most electrifying New Years kiss in this entire bar.

Then I just went lips first towards her face and connected. I wasn't planning on giving her any tongue, but I guess she insisited and forced it without me even knowing about it. It was very caveman like...and it was really something special.

I gamed her from that point on and I ended up going to her dorm room and passing out on her bed. Then in the morning I woke up and I woke her up with a kiss on the forehead, and she told me I was drunk last night, but she had a blast cause I was being so hilarious. Then I said...

Me: I'm laying in bed with you...did we have sex?
Ashley: No, but I tried getting you in the mood, but you fell asleep before it could get anywhere.
Me: Well that's because I've moved on to plan B
Ashley: What's plan B?
Me: Getting a hold of you in the morning so I'll remember it.

Then we went to town.

Nothing over the top, but it was my favorite lay from my college years.

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