Last night me and friend went out town and met 2 girls, HB Blonde and HB Brunette. We managed to isolate each other and me and HB Brunette were very drunk, went car park and made out + foreplay but there was alot of rapport going on before.

We get back to hers and beat the others to there so we were in kitchen again foreplayin and getting her so wet and horney! Literally ready go upstairs seal the deal. When i take her upstairs into her bed another SPAM comes up checks on her for ages before finally leavin me with her (i had their trust).

I start kissing her again, she complies but then says to me shes starting to feel sickk; so i tell her housemate and she looks after her.

I go downstairs my friend was in kitchen, im talking to the girl he was with at club, HB Blonde. All night i negged her looking like britney spears. Apparantly shes been on phone all night trying to find another housemate who has her keys.

Me: Alright Britney
Her: Haha yeah am good
Me: Why dont u give me ur number, so i can give it to my friend?
Her: I'll be honest, hes not my type.. Im more into tall dark handsome guys
Me: Do i fit that category?
Her: Haha yeah
Me: You know I think we should hang out sometime, wot u think?
Her: Yeah def! My no's....

Number close HB Blonde, finds her housemate with the keys goes to her room. All other girls go to their rooms with doors closed.. we say goodbye outside theeir doors.

Thing is I'm really into HB Brunette but i dont have her number, only Blonde who i dont mind hookin up with but feel bad for my friend. I didnt say anything after kissing HB Brunette. What should i do? I found both their facebooks and wanna hook up with brunette

Lol amusing read to be honest. Chances are you're gonna be called out on this one, either one of the HB's are gonna call you a player. But hey why not? I suggest you send a message on facebook about the evening if that's the only way you can reach her and use some callback humor. Don't friend request her tho, just a message.

Good luck!

I've texted a simple call back humour with blonde but no reply after 2 hours now..
Thinking about messagin the brunette now... hows this?

Hey how u doin? Last night was jokes lol you were possibly the messiest/naughtiest girl i ever met lol
WowZers - the guy who tucked u into bed

Appreciate the feedback

Hey binge drinker, how's your day?

You drunk texted me and tried to smooth talk me into going back to your apartment. Luckily i'm a moral rock.