To: All you whack jobs wanting to hear about my life

So today was my first date since i started learning about "The Game". It all started at 1 pm, I wake up half shit faced as usual from a night of mad hazing and notice i have a text. It was from a HB8 i've been gaming for the past week, saying " I'm expecting you to win that teddy bear for me today". ( So this broad goes to the carnival last friday and sees this gay ass frog there and instantly starts telling me how she wants me to win it for her. Yeah, cause i care. ) Me still feeling fucked up decide not to respond for a bit. 5 espresso shots later, 6 PM rolls around. I look at my phone again, 1 new text. Just fucking dandy, the text reads " I won that frog ". So now I'm thinking WTF hoe, I was gonna win that shit and show you how big of a boss i am, but fuck it. Plan B, i respond blah blah blah, I end up at the carnival by 7 with my 2 AFC buddies.


So it turns out she's with 2 potential cock blocks and I'm fucking panicking, trying to remember all the material on disarming targets. Shit, I'm buzzing from the espresso so i decide to wing it. We meet up with them, perfect ratio 3:3. She introduces me to her friends, Akwardface and Redhead. Nice to meet you, this is my entourage, AFC1 and AFC2. PUA off [on]. It's mostly small talk, Akwardface keeps smiling at me and not in like the friendly kind of way. More like a "I wish my friend wasn't hear so i could fuck your brains out" kinda look. I didn't really care, they were alright girls i guess. I end up telling HB8 that " Were probably gonna leave for a bit, but we should meet up for fireworks". Perfect, turns out they wanted to go on rides while it was still early anyways. TIME: 8 30 PM. We dip out, and do the usual.

TIME: 9 30, I'm feeling great, i end up leaving my buddies so they could go junkie it up with some of our other friends. All good, i meet up with the 3 girls, games on. We start walking around this building full of booths of random shit and what not. Her friends come across this whack ass hair extensions place and i recommend to HB8 we go sit down in some random chairs not to far from where her friends are. She agrees so we make our way over there blah blah blah, she tells me she's cold i say "Perfect! i love warming up peoples hands" kino kino kino " Oh dayum girl you got some really soft hands". She's wearing these really short shorts and says " My legs are cold . Response while rubbing her leg " Jeez, your so pale compared to me! You should join arian nation, they'd love you! " LOLz her friends walk over, HB8 tells them were gonna walk around............... without them HA! SRRY ladies I'm about to mack on ya friend here. We separate and walk around the part of the building where most of the daytime presentations went on, few people, perfect for gaming. Again, more small talk about her, and her frog, and her friends, and whatever else she wanted to talk about. It was good though, i threw tones and tones of negs. IE) she showed me a painting of Marilyn Monroe. I ask her if she liked it, OBVIOUSLY THE ANSWER IS YES SHE FUCKING BROUGHT ME OVER TO THAT SPECIFIC PAINTING, i interrupt her and say " I don't like it...... but only cause you like it " half serious tone while looking her in the eyes.

TIME: 11 00
Fireworks are starting and i really wanted to K-close considering all the IoI's i got. I tell her we should watch them from the top of the bleachers because they shot off the fireworks from in the middle of a horse racing track, like WTF! She says theres too many flights of stairs, I say " Awee common, it'll be awesome ". Instant mind changer, I almost felt like I'm cheating at a game that's how easy this was. So we get up there and no seats, but hey there's a wall, I lean up against it and she leans up against me. This is where i personally think, I WENT HARD....... HARDER THAN A MA FUCKA. The fireworks start, i whisper in her ear " dayum the fireworks are nice ". She mumbles something, the fireworks are too loud for me to hear, i got my arms around her, she's loving it. I whisper in her ear again " dayuuuuumm your hair smells real good " and start kissing her neck, slowly making my way up. She turns her head, BAM! K-close. LIKE WOW, that was so easy. Here's the cycle:
Make out for about 30 seconds
Pull back
Kiss her on the cheek
Keep watching fireworks

Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Worked like a charm, this girl couldn't let go of my hand as i walked her back to her friends. A kiss goodbye, and were done.

Overall, I'm satisfied.

Love,
- Katon