Update: I showed the profile to my friend and she got really into it. She, while being an artist, is pretty scientific and had two brilliant ideas.
1. Change status to Bisexual
2. Make a profile for here fiancee(super good looking lawyer)
First, girl responses to her profile:
“Hey there

”
“is that a doll in the background of your second pic? O.O”
Sadly, there were only two in two days. Here are some more interesting first messages from guys:
**Any time there is a response, it is her telling me to respond and what to write.
1st Message “painting today?”
2nd(12 min after no response):
LA's fine, sunshine most of the time
The feeling is laid back
Palm trees grow and the rents are low
But you know I keep thinking about
Making my way back
Well, I'm New York City born and raised
But nowadays, I'm lost between two shores
LA's fine, but it ain't home
New York's home but it ain't mine no more
Him:“Hey, can I ask you a weird question?”
Her: “Sure.”
Him: “thanks, this is gonna sound weird but have you been with circumcised and uncircumcised guys? I'm thinking of getting it done and just wondering how different it feels for a woman?”
I like this one, I might use it:
“Appropriate Greeting,
Witty banter, something I relate to in your profile, extremely clever joke about one of your pictures.
Memorable one-liner!
Final greeting including my name and done.
Great, glad that is out of the way! Are we dating yet?”
Now, for her fiancee, he is extremely good looking and his profile says he is 6'2, and a lawyer making 100k-150k a year. He didn't want to write the profile so I wrote a fairly typical one for him.
The results after about 3 days:
32 Profile Views, 12 First Messages
His fiance's profile got aprox. 250 profile views and 190 first messages after 5 days. In my opinion, he is way hotter, she's an HB8 he would easily be an HG9.5(I how gay I sound right now). He's also tall and rich, yet girls don't view or message anwhere near as much. Here are some samples:
“What kind of books do you like to read?”
“Aloha

”
“Hi gorgeous.”
“what type of law do you deal with?”
“I noticed your eyebrows first :p”
“So the first thing I noticed about you was you ha a glass of wine in your hand and wine is amazing. You seem like a cool guy with a good head on your shoulders. So where did you go to law school? Do you have any pets?
[name]”
“hi

”
“Hi, my name is [name] and I'm currently a student at University of [state], [city]. I reside in [city], but am closer to [city].
“How are you enjoying your weekend?”
“Hey, how are you doing?” (Gay guy)
If you have openers, or things you would like me to try on either profile, I am happy to oblige.