so.. a girl added me on Facebook.. right away she was commenting on my pics tellin me how hot I am etc.. blah blah blah... she was ok.. not an UG.. not a Dime.. I tell her Im goin out that night.. she asked where so.. I told her..
she ends up showing up at the club and she was on me right away... so... I was just laid back anyway.. I decided.. eh.. I'll chill with her for a bit.. got a couple drinks for us and walked around.. she wanted to go sit on couch with me.. so I went.. right away she straddles me.. and is makin out with me.. I just go with it... but I didnt wanna fuck her.. I just wanted to occupy a lil time.. she served that purpose.. came time I wanted to go elsewhere and talk to other people.. so.. I excused myself in a clever way.. and wandered off...
That night my Bro and I were wearing the same shirt and bandana.. Im now kinda avoiding the girl.. I had my pretty Raven haired friend Es come sit on my lap in a dark place to keep me hidden a bit.. The girl stumbles into my bro on dance floor..
Thinking he was me.. and starts biting his neck and kissing him.. he didnt know that I was makin out with that girl earlier.. so.. hes like fuck it.. and makes out with her etc..
I didnt see this.. but was told how everything started... I see him and her going to bathroom.. they didnt see me...
after they left bathroom.. I didnt see nor hear from them till club was closed.. My bro texts me sayin that "some crazy girl is takin him home".... I told him haha I know who you are talkin about.. just drop my keys off to me first.... he walks up and hands them.. and I tell him.. have fun.. I just warmed her up for you...
At the time.. he had no idea what the hell I was talking about.. he just said.. haha funny and went off and got in her car..

Next Morning.. I get a text from him... Bro.. she thought she went home with you..
I was like huh? what do you mean?
He tells me that the whole time starting from the dance floor she thought that she was hangin with Me and not him.. Even the next morning.. she started talking about something I had a conversation with her about.. but saying this to him...
He was confused and asked what she was refering to.. and she elaborated a bit.. so.. he looked at her and said.. Um.. Im not Brian..
She was like WHAAAA? Wait? Yer fuckin with me! if yer not Brian.. WHO ARE YOU????
He's like.. Im Kenny.. Hi... Im Brian's bro..
shes like.. did you guys pull a switch on me? hes like no.. you came up to me on dance floor and bit my neck and kissed me.. things just went from there... I didnt even know you and Brian were makin out..

She was wigged out and confused to how that happened.. Funny thing is.. he doesnt really look like me aside from what we were wearing hahaha..

So technically.. I am telling my Bro's Lay Report.. Yet.. because she thought it was me.. and I am part of this forum.. Id share this Epic story with you all..

I hope you enjoyed this.. feel free to comment..

~Genuine(Brian)

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haha.. nice! this one got stars from me! :D

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That really is fuckin epic!!!

ii was talking to my wing the other day about how the community is awesome because of so many awesome stories that would go untold that are now shared worldwide...

thank you for sharing, that was fucking awesome and insane hahahha

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This Post was more for humor reading.. and glad it is taken as such..

This sort of thing has never happened to me before.. and am pretty sure the likelihood of it happening again is slim to none..

The real kicker is.. aside from being dressed similarly.. my bro and I dont really look the same.. I mean.. since he isnt a blood relative.. Just a really close friend..
it isnt hard to tell us apart haha

When I get off work.. I'll try to post a nice informative Lay Report of one way to get passed LMR.. rem.. nothing is 100%, nothing works on every girl, This is just one way I have successfully bi-passed LMR..
Keep a look out for it..

Thank you all for reading

~Genuine

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

Hahaha! yeah this is epic and tell your brother congrats! lol

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Oh I mess with him alot about it.. he was bugged out at first.. he thinks its funny as hell after thinkin about it.. that never happened to him before...


Thanks for reading... It still makes me laugh..

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

hes a pussyhound like me.. he has mass amounts of success with women.. its just funny that he had sex with someone when he wasnt the intended target..

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Keep doing that and I'll make you tremble...

Cutiest girl ask for more, unfortunately someone's creeping on my floor.. an empty glass a topless babe a knock at the door.. girlfriends girlfriends never could be more..

Aren't you guys afraid of STDs/Herpes by pulling random girls? Just wondering. I had many chances, threesomes too, not bragging though, I guess got it, for being at the right place at the right time and drunk girls, but didn't pull the trigger.

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