Well first off I just want to say that I got my first number close the other day in class and I'm extremely excited to go out of my shell, and get more woman. First, let me give you a description of what my story will be about..

1.) I will ask my opinion opener on "who lies more men or women"
2.) Transition to what my opinion is, and will ask what hers is.
3.) I will set up with my DHV story

DHV Story: It contains how I went on my first date with this girl, I used to go to school with and how the date escalated at the end to something quite surprising that I'm sure most of you would not believe.

PUA: It was an ordinary date nothing special, I picked up this girl at her house and it was one of the most awkwardest moments for me, since she made me go inside her house and meet her parents. The whole time, I was completely lost on what the parents were saying because they were speaking spanish, and knowing myself I was just nodding my head the whole time on what they were saying. After this happened, the girl was laughing hysterically when she got into my car because she knew i didn't understand a thing of what they said. I then took her to Olive Garden. During the whole meal, we had a casual conversation on school and so forth. We agreed to watch a movie (it was Hot Tub Time Machine, quite funny btw ) After the movie i took her back home, and when I parked infront of her house, she asked me one of the most strangest questions I have ever heard of before. She goes "I know this is the part we say our good byes, but I have one favor to ask you before I go... Can you slap me up a bit before we kiss?" (My JAW DROPPED!) I simply replied that I couldn't do this bc I had a great sense of conscious for even hitting a person.. especially a girl! After 20 minutes of telling her I had to get home because I had school the next day. I finally realized this girl was never going to leave this car until i slapped her in the face before we made out. So I conformed myself to do so.

Guys, do you think this story is acceptable to talk about ? Or even funny for that matter lol...

No, this DLVs. You give in to this girl against your moral character, and especially in this case, you slap a woman. Even in comedy, not good, because it may not be funny to everyone.

Congrats, though, and good luck!

so if I changed that ending, by saying I didn't give in what it still be a DLV?

Nah, that could fix it. How would you change it?

Also, possibly throw something in there where you try to understand the parents/ try to speak to them. Maybe it fails. Just a thought. Try it and see how it fits.

I would just fix it up the ending by simply telling her, that "I have a conscious about certain hitting people..especially girls!" and the girl I was on a date with understood why I didn't want to do this and simply left my car, and parted ways.

So you think I should add an example of how i tried to communicate to the parents but i simply failed at it , correct?

Yeah, ending's fine, then. Demonstrates you can take sex or leave it (good thing to prove) and that you aren't swayed.

Yeah, I would. Just try it, because the center is dry as far as DHV goes. Or try cutting it. The end is the really good part! =)

This actually sounds like if it's calibrated right, it could be a DHV then an opinion routine.

Had a first date with some girl, she was very beautiful *DHV*, yada yada, then she asks you to slap her before you kiss her, because it makes her hot. Explain how it made you "feel" so confused. Mystery always goes on about speaking emotionally as women respond to it. Say that you wanted to kiss this girl, but not that much that you would break your moral fibre *DHV*. That you might not have forgiven yourself even though she wanted it.
Then ask if the girl would consider that normal behaviour.
Regardless of her answer, ask her
"What would she do in that situation, if a guy asked?"
"Well isn't it similar to rough sex, on a lower form?"
"What consitutes normal?"

I don't know, just ideas, but if you are getting to a kiss close later on, you could drop in a little mention "Don't worry, I won't ask you to slap me first." with a cheeky grin

Hmm as the other guys said it's a good story but with some minor tweaks it could be dynamite, have you field tested it ?

After you say about her wanting to slap you, tell her "I said no as I would never hit a woman, even if she found it kinky. I would only smack a girl if they needed to be spanked."

Not perfect but it shows indirectly that you refused sex because you have strong morals, and then you could transition the convosation into a playful comment that will switch her attraction switches on.