I went to my best friend's (from high school) wedding tonight and it was a beautiful ceremony, reception, and dinner was yummy...
The only thing not beautiful OR yummy... was my "date". Why did I go on a 2nd "date" with this girl? My friend getting married said to bring a girl, so it was a last minute thing and I thought she would be FUN and an easy lay.
Good qualities of this girl:
- We went to the same day care when I was like 5 or 6
- She can be sweet when she is not an annoying $&%*.
- She likes to talk, and I often have to ask her "what?" because she either mumbles or yells and slurs her speech...
Qualities for improvement:
- Told me she does not drink on our 1st "date", which is cool because I don't drink myself... and then proceeds to down a Jager bomb and (her "first ever") champagne at the wedding. Then apologizes saying that she drinks "for fun" only... NOT to get drunk...
- Told me that she almost had a modeling contract in high school
- She's bipolar and has no job... her income is through SSI
- 27 years old and has never had a driver's license and therefore no car
- Considers songs like Smashing Pumpkin's "Today" "angry music" Check out this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHUd896Sur0
- Got kicked out of high school her Senior year despite being in "special day" classes already
- Has bouts of anger and then just smiles and brags she needs "anger management"
- Even all dolled up my penis did not get excited for her
Now I just have to figure out how to get rid of her without her blowing up my phone with angry texts... Forgive me if this sounds angsty, I am just venting. Lemme know if you have any breakup ideas.
-Chicoman
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