I went to Hooters with my buddies last week and I was able to get this HB8 20 yr old waitress as a friend on facebook. When I was gaming her she told me I should get a Blonde Bombshell drink, and then she blurred out "It makes you soooo Horny" we all did a double-take at her and she busted out laughing.

So I waited a week to FB e-mail her and I wrote "Hey Goofball! I tried the Blonde Bombshell the other day at a different Hooters and it didn’t make me horny! Omg your picture looks exactly like this girl I saw last night. She was dancing and this 1 chick started picking on her. So your look-alike decked her right in the throat. It was frickin hilarious. I guess you could be a ninja badass like your twin, but I’m getting more of a big dork vibe…."

She replied with "Ahahahh I am a goofball :p and u didn't get horny because it only works when u order it frm me.. I'm part of the effect DUH lol jk"

How should I respond to this FB E-mail?

I think you will get a better response in 'Online Sarging', it's about 10 subforums above this one