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PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:00 pm 
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I met this pretty girl back in December 2010 at my favorite Asian supermarket near my house. It was night time around 8pm. I was just done sarging the supermarket and exited the store when I notice this lady was sitting by herself in her van talking on the phone. I had had many times approach girls talking on the phone before so it was no big deal approaching this one. As well as approaching girls from parking lots regardless if it’s daytime or nighttime. Actually 95% of times it doesn’t matter what the girls could be doing, not just me, but anybody can approach anybody regardless of whatever they are doing. It can be clear as night and day who she is with regardless if she is with her bf/husband, kids, friends, co-workers, and etc. Where there is a will there is a way. You just got to approach it at a different angle if she is with somebody, that’s all. Be creative.

I walk up to her van and knock on the window and told her, “I know this is kind of out of the blue, but you look adorable and I just had to say hi to you.” I’m acknowledging to her that it was random to disarm her and I let her know that I’m interested in talking with her. She continued on the phone for a few more seconds and told the person on the phone that she will call them back. She was asking me where did I see her from and I was honest and told her I was exiting the store when I notice that her looks caught my attention and it made me want to come over to talk to her so that I can get to know her better. She mentions she has kids and I said you can have 100 kids and that would still be fine. I attempted for the instant date and b/c she said no, so I did my trademark rain-check comeback b/c it transitions into the number close smoothly.

I text a couple times in December and there was no response. What does this mean? Easy…she will be converted into my trademark mass text program. Where X amounts of girls that ignored my text will receive my mass text from time to time.

In January there was no response and finally in February she responded to my mass text about happy Lunar New Year. But that was it, I forgot to text her back b/c I had other text from girls that distracted my attention away from her. Then fast forward February 26 is when she got a 2nd hit of my mass text of me saying, “How is it going.” Without further adieu. Here is our text interaction: (oh and don’t get confuse between G is me, and H is her. And I will add in some commentaries next to the text)

Feb 26, 2011 17:56
Gig: How is it going
Feb 26, 2011 20:36
Her: I think I'm catching a cold. It's freezing. How r u ? What's going on with u lately? Do u still remember where we met?
Feb 26, 2011 20:39
G: Go get some soup or we can go get soup if u want. And how dare u not rm where we met. Arghh!!!
Feb 26, 2011 20:55
H: Calm down Mr. But u didn't answer my questions. I bet u don't remember. Oh plz excuse my slow texting. I was having technical issues. U know I told u b4 that I don't usually text. And I don't talk to stranger :-)
Feb 26, 2011 21:01
G: I rm where I met u but do u rm where u met me??
Feb 26, 2011 21:02
H: Of course I rm. I asked u 1st!
Feb 26, 2011 21:09
G: I met u at abs supermarket
Feb 26, 2011 21:10
G: For getting the right answer, what do I get? :-)
Feb 26, 2011 21:13
H: Hmm not sure. What's on ur mind? (Now this is good, I don’t ever remember if there was ever a time when girls ask me this exact same question through text, in-person, and the phone about any variations of “what’s on your mind” did I not layed the girl. Every time when a girl ask you guys this question, it pretty much plain and simple, SHE WANTS TO FUCK, better recognize playerz)
Feb 26, 2011 21:15
G: Come visit me so we can hang out for fun. I live on X and Y street (I had to cover my address here on the internet for confidential reasons)
Feb 26, 2011 21:19
H: Lol. Very good. I forgot to ask u then what u were doing there? I didn't c any grocery shopping. Where do u usually hang out?
Feb 26, 2011 21:21
G: I usually hang out in the parking lot
Feb 26, 2011 21:21
G: That's my favorite hobby, lol. ;-)
Feb 26, 2011 21:29
H: Omg u sounded like a lady stalker. Hey u sort of look like Tommy Ngo chong cua Lynda Trang Dai. R u 2 related?
Feb 26, 2011 21:31
G: Just kidding, lol, I don't hang in the parking lots but of course u already knew I was joking
Feb 26, 2011 21:32
G: Actually yea, we are related, how u know?
Feb 26, 2011 21:32
H: Ur good looking . Can u sing ? Lol (I’m actually average looking by conventional standard)
Feb 26, 2011 21:37
Good nite Gigsaw. Sweet dreams :-)
Feb 26, 2011 21:38
G: I will sing for u when u see me. Are u going to see me now?
Feb 27, 2011 19:13
G: The academy award is on, you watching it
Feb 27, 2011 19:53
H: Oh yea ,thanks for reminding me. I thought it's on Monday night. I haven't been to movie theater for a long time. What's ur favorite movie this yr? What r ur Oscar picks?
Feb 27, 2011 20:05
G: I pick the king speech for best director and best picture
Feb 27, 2011 20:05
G: Don't worry I will take u to the movie this week if u want bc I know it's something we both enjoy
Feb 27, 2011 20:30
H: What's out there in theater right now? Anything is good except sci fi movie. It's too complicated 4 me to understand. Lol. If there's a food movie, we could go this coming Sunday.
Feb 27, 2011 20:33
G: Sure that sounds like a lot fun. I would love to go with u em dep. :-)
Feb 27, 2011 20:40
H: OMG don't call me em dep. It's flattering but far from the truth. U first saw me at night & any woman would look good in the dark. Hee ..hee...u gave me too much credit :-) it's nice of you to be my movie date. Will see ya then.
Feb 27, 2011 20:47
G: Of course, I know how pretty u look. U look like a little mermaid from the sea
Feb 27, 2011 21:03
H: Don't keep ur hope high or you'll be disappointed. And plz don't get the wrong idea too. I'd like to have u as a hang out buddy. Is that fair?
Feb 27, 2011 21:10
G: Yes very fair. :-)
Mar 5, 2011 18:25
G: What time are we heading to the movies tmr??
Mar 5, 2011 20:24
H: Hi Gigsaw, how r u? I'm a bit nervous about meeting u tomorrow. Do u think it's weird we meet again? Anyways what movie r we seeing? And where should we meet. How about around 2pm ?
Mar 5, 2011 21:12
G: Let me cum and pick u up ok bc I want to be a gentleman. What's your address sweetie?
Mar 5, 2011 21:15
H: Ooh not a good idea. I'll tell ya why later. I live in Orange. If u want we could me at century stadium on katella Ave near Honda center. Do u know where that is?
Mar 5, 2011 21:56
G: Ok, I can pick u up from there sweetie. :-)
Mar 5, 2011 22:03
H: The theater address is 1234 XYZ ST, 2pm ok w/ u? I have movie tickets. U can pick diff time since I dunno when 's show time.
Mar 5, 2011 22:06
G: Ok that sounds sweet. See u there tmr
Mar 5, 2011 22:08
H: Ok see ya tmr. Good nite!
Mar 5, 2011 22:11
G: Likewise
Mar 6, 2011 14:07
G: Hi
Mar 6, 2011 14:07
H: Where r u?
Mar 6, 2011 14:09
G: I'm here at century theater (I’m kind of late as you can tell from the timer, I heard a lot of PUA’s are procrastinators and I’m one of them, lol)
Mar 6, 2011 14:09
H: Do u c me? I don't c u

I saw her sitting down and I greeted her with a smile, a hug and two kisses on her cheeks. She give me a free movie ticket and I pick “Just Go with it” starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman, Brooklyn Decker, Bailee Madison and directed by Dennis Dugan.

While walking to our movie room, I was already holding her by the waist. I pick the very back seat of the movie theatre because it’s a great seduction location and had made many seduction moves there during my PUA journey. I am tempted to write an article on seducing your date at the movie theatres. So we sat all the way in the back and there was this guy not sitting all the way in the back, but the 2nd row to the back. I thought to myself, ok no biggie, as long as he’s not all the way in the back, I should be fine. The movie starts playing and that guy gf signal to him to sit a little further down. They move one row down which was the third row, I thought to myself, even better. It’s obvious, the farther the public is away from you, the better it is for seduction. I held her hands about 5 min into the movie and she was ok, a few min later I kino her upper thigh region and she was ok. 1 or 2 min later I kino her very most upper inner thigh region, where the very upper inner thigh meets with the crotch and she was ok.

So at this point my knife blade of my hand is touching her crotch. I then switch up a little later and put her hands around her shoulder and she was now leaning against my chest with her head. At this point I wanted to bust out my cock, but I had to fight the temptation, b/c I didn’t want to raise any ASD. So I decided to leave my hands directly on her crotch and she was ok with it. I then was stroking her face as I push her head off my chest slightly so I can place a kiss on her lips. We started to make out and then I started to fondle her breast. Made out for about 20 seconds and then went back watching the movies. About a min or two later, made out again for about 30 seconds and watch the movie again. About 5 min later made out again for 1 min while I was stealthily pulling out my sausage from my pants which was very very easy.

What you do is not wear any underwear. B/c underwear will slow you down when you pull your sausage out. And do not zip your pants when sarging or on the date b/c by zipping your pants, it slows you down a bit when you need to bust out your cock. You can still have your pants concealed as if it’s zip up, by pushing the crotch of the pants inward so it looks like it’s zipped. If your pants are already zipped, then I encourage you to practice unzipping your pants with one hand while your other hand is distracting the girl face while you are kissing her. If you have no girl to practice on like your gf, fwb/fb, your mom j/k, then just practice on a clean wall. Don’t practice on fruits b/c you have to hold the fruits in your hand and you won’t be able to give the fruit small brushes and strokes as you’ll able to do on a wall. What you do is sit or stand next to the wall and start making out with the wall while stealth pulling your dick out of your pants with one hand while the other hand is stroking the wall as the imaginary face (I know you guys are laughing and thinks it’s silly, but it’s good practice. Join a local acting class or improvising class and they do much sillier things then what I’m telling you). Girls will many many times notice you’re unzipping your pants with both hands while you are making out with her. But if you leave one hand on her face while the other hand is unzipping your pants then its better b/c your kisses and your hands are distractions for her. She won’t notice you trying to unzip your pants.

The navy seals goes commando (without underwear) b/c they believe movement is quicker without underwears. They don’t have time to wash their underwear b/c they are always moving and plus when they are not on the move, and are able to do laundry, the less clothing to do laundry, the better it is. Those are some basic reasons why navy seals goes commando. Every PUA should go commando when they sarge especially b/c most PUA’s consist of night-game guys. If you want to pull your dick out on the dance floor or somewhere in the bar, lounge and etc, the underwear slows you down a bit and hurts your chances of drawing your dick out. If you want to be more discrete about it by guiding her hand into your pants so she can feel your dick through the zipper hole, commando allows you to achieve this. Commando allows you to achieve erection easier too. Commando is the way to go.

Back to the seduction. Now my sausage is out now while making out with her as I guide her hands towards my cock. She didn’t resist as she rub on it. After rubbing on it for 1-2 min, I then guided her head down towards my cock. She starts sucking on it for about 1 min and we watch the movie, then suck on it again about 1 min, watch the movie, then 1 min again and watch the movie. At this point I know if she keeps doing this that I won’t be able to cum. She needs to suck on it quite a bit in order for me to cum. I was thinking of doing her in the movie but the couple on the top third row and other people as well might notice. It was kind of risky and I wasn’t sure if she was up for it b/c I never attempted to do that on her. I was pretty content with the BJ even though she was doing it in 1 min session from time to time. I was then jerking off so I can cum, she told me to stop and save it for next time as she was pulling my hand away from my cock. I put her into a playful martial art wristlock technique and told her, “Don’t stop me from achieving my dreams.” She smirked at me. She continues pulling my hand away as I just push her hands away from my free hand. I was feeling the cum running through my lower stomach and I can tell that I was about to cum, so I push her head down towards my cock as I came slightly on her face and hair but didn’t manage to cum into her mouth. DAMMIT, I FAILED to miss my mark. My creamy delicious white yogurt was on my clothing, some got on the movie chair and the floor. The bad thing was there was no napkin. She didn’t have any in her purse. So I told her to go get me some. She so kindly went to go get napkins for me from the popcorn/snack center. I told her to wipe it for me b/c I wanted to test her compliance and she did it without resistance. She held my hands as we continue to finish the movie. Oh and I clean the chair and the floor b/c it sucks for dude or gal that has to go to that section and do the clean up.

When the movie was over I walk her outside and told her to come home with me, but she said not today. I ask her when. She said soon, just text me your address. I hug her and kiss her goodbye and text my address as I drove home to meet up a different girl on my day 4 with her.

By the way, we never had a phone conversation through out the time I’ve known her. I had many times just only text girls without even bothering going into phone game. And had times where I only talk to girls on the phone b/c either they called me or I called her, so I just kept it on the phone game frame. And there are small percentages of girls that don’t have a text messaging plan or has text blocking where they don’t get text. That’s when you just move it to phone game if you are put into that position. Here is my text exchange with her as I left the movie and the following days:

Mar 6, 2011 16:29
G: Thanks for the movie. That was fun. The address is XYZ. See u soon babe. :-)
Mar 6, 2011 17:36
Ur incredibly attractive young man & too hot 4 me. (Again, I’m average looking to conventional standard and plus she likes to disqualify herself. Girls will tend to disqualify themselves a lot of times)
Mar 6, 2011 17:38
G: Thank u, I'm glad u notice
Mar 8, 2011 20:38
H: Gigsaw, is that ur real name? How old r u?
Mar 8, 2011 20:46
G: Yes it is, why u ask sweetie?
Mar 8, 2011 20:47
H: Just wondering, u look young. How old r u?
Mar 8, 2011 20:56
G: Guess
Mar 8, 2011 20:57
H: No clues. I don't like guessing. Tell me
Mar 8, 2011 20:59
G: Make 3 guesses on the next text starting with ur strongest guess first
Mar 8, 2011 20:59
H: Ur mean. I'm not talking to you any more
Mar 8, 2011 21:02
G: It's ok if u get the wrong answer, guess now!!!
Mar 8, 2011 21:03
H: 29 ?
Mar 8, 2011 21:04
G: Nope guess again
Mar 8, 2011 21:04
H: Higher or lower?
Mar 8, 2011 21:10
G: Higher
Mar 8, 2011 21:10
H: 35 ?
Mar 8, 2011 21:23
G: Yes that's true. U win a trip to my place tonight (I’m really 27. I say 35 b/c I can easily pass off as 35 and plus it raises the comfort of older woman)
Mar 8, 2011 21:25
H: Ur a pig. Do u know what 35 stands for?
Mar 8, 2011 21:27
G: Stands wisdom and strength
Mar 8, 2011 21:31
H: Ask ur folks. All VN people know what it is. U live w/ ur parents?
Mar 8, 2011 21:55
G: No, I live with my relatives. Let me cum and visit u now
Mar 8, 2011 22:01
H: Ur fun & dangerous to be with. I think we should keep distance from each other. Just talk ok
Mar 8, 2011 22:20
G: No, when can I cum and visit u?
Mar 8, 2011 22:25
H: How many gf do u have? I don't believe ur not in a relationship. (I don’t have any gf, but I have 8 consistent sexual partners in my harem as of now)
Mar 8, 2011 22:30
G: I'm not, I'm a single man happy to had met u, that's all
Mar 8, 2011 22:30
H: Why did u pick me? So random.
Mar 8, 2011 22:35
G: Bc, I saw u sitting in your pimp van and I thought u were cute and I wanted to know more about u rather then your looks. I'm interested in knowing about ur personality, so I guess Cupid sent me towards the right direction
Mar 8, 2011 22:41
H: R u serious? U want to know about my personality & nothing more? Then why can't we just talk? Ur all distracted when u see me .
Mar 8, 2011 22:43
G: We can talk. However talking to u in person feels better, don't u agree?
Mar 8, 2011 22:47
H: It depends. Did we talk much last time? Ur fingers were doing the talking.
Mar 8, 2011 23:08
G: My hands likes to caress a fine sexy body. My hands do not lie to me
Mar 8, 2011 23:10
H: Then I'm not ready for that challenge. See you in 3 months
Mar 8, 2011 23:26
G: Haha, ok sounds like a plan (Keep in mind I’m bluffing with her, and if it was really 3 months later that I would get to see her, I would be fine too b/c I’m consistently going out, meeting new girls, getting new lays, its no big deal. My plate is full. I’m numb at this stage of my game)
Mar 12, 2011 20:29
G: Hi XYZ (her first name is a famous celebrity, so I attach the celeb last name to hers and that’s how I got the response below)
Mar 12, 2011 20:30
H: Lol. Aren't we both celebrities Tommy Hilfiger? What r u doing?
Mar 12, 2011 20:35
G: Yes we are famous. Just thinking of u cutie
Mar 12, 2011 20:37
H: I've been thinking about u too. Got scared cuz things happened too fast. I couldn't get u out of my mind.
Mar 12, 2011 21:04
G: It's fine, I belong in your head. Even drilling your head to get myself out won't be good enuff
Mar 12, 2011 21:15
H: I'll keep u close to my heart.
Mar 12, 2011 21:17
G: What's your address?
Mar 12, 2011 21:16
H: U can't come (Yup that’s right, I have strong suspicions that she either has a bf or husband, in the middle of a divorce or whatever. She never brought up her relationship status with me, and I never ask)
Mar 12, 2011 21:18
G: Why not?
Mar 12, 2011 21:21
H: We agreed to wait out 3 months, remember?
Mar 12, 2011 21:25
G: Ok, then u cum over tmr then
Mar 12, 2011 21:31
H: I'm going to Florida next month. Will visit u b4 leaving.
Mar 12, 2011 21:33
G: Cum and visit me tmr bc I really wanna see u
Mar 12, 2011 21:36
H: I'm embarrassed to come. What would ur family think?
Mar 12, 2011 21:39
G: They think nothing, trust me u won't even see them bc ur be going straight to my room
Mar 12, 2011 21:41
H: Tomorrow is not a good time honey. I'm not safe. How about next wk?
Mar 12, 2011 21:42
G: What do u mean ur not safe?
Mar 12, 2011 21:43
H: Haha need I explain silly? I'm ovulating
Mar 12, 2011 21:44
G: Still come over, we will have a bloody mess
Mar 12, 2011 21:49
H: That's not what I meant. I'm not having my period ; just don't want taking chances
Mar 12, 2011 21:56
G: It's cool, we just watch a movie then. I have tons and tons of movie. We will watch the king speech which won the academy awards for best picture. Yayyy!!!!
Mar 12, 2011 21:58
H: I cannot stay long. When should I come ?
Mar 12, 2011 22:01
G: Cum over at 1130
Mar 12, 2011 22:04
H: Don't wait up for me. I'll text u 1/2hr b4 I come ok? So maybe around noon
Mar 12, 2011 22:06
G: Sure around noon time, don't rush. Take ur time
Mar 12, 2011 22:06
H: Ok sweetie, good nite!
Mar 12, 2011 22:25
G: Goodnite lil cupcakes
Mar 13, 2011 11:32
H: I'm coming now
Mar 13, 2011 11:33
G: Ok
Mar 13, 2011 11:57
H: I'm here. Plz come get me
Mar 13, 2011 12:07
G: Oh shit, I'm coming now (So I’m 10 mins late coming outside to get her b/c I’m taking a shower, very unprofessional of me)

My aunt was in the kitchen so I invite her through a different route of the house where I enter from the patio, cross over to the living room and then thru my double door room. We started watching youtube music video. I showed her some kanye west songs and she showed me her favorite song they’ve been playing on the radio a lot called ‘stereo love.” We listen to that as we make out and started stripping. No LMR. I told her to put lotion on my back b/c its dry. She put some on my back and then begin giving me 10 min massage. Afterwards she proceeded to suck my sausage. While she was sucking my dick, I ask her, “When did you first knew you were attracted to me?” She stop sucking and looks at me and told me at the parking lot (where I first approach her). I then ask her if you like me in the parking lot then why you ignored my text from December thru January. She said she like me, but didn’t want to meet me b/c she was afraid that something like this would happen between me and her and that’s why she ignored those text messages. It wasn’t until February that she changes her mind and thought it would be exciting to see me. She went back to sucking my dick and then her clothing came off and I slap on a condom and did her missionary, cowgirl and then doggie. I took off my condom and she suck on it. I came in her mouth and told her to swallow b/c it’s high in protein. She shook her head and went to the sink and I told her,” No don’t do it, trust me, it’s high in protein and good for the body.” She spit out the cum in her mouth into my sink and grab the toilet paper from the sink and went to go clean me up. I then jump into the shower to rinse my cock with soap for about 2 min and then went back to her and we talk for about another 30 min and then she went home. The same concept about not leaving the girl right away when you number close her goes the same way not leaving the girl after you got finish having sex with her, HJ or BJ. I felt very happy and continued to mass text girls afterwards when she left and went to sarge some more around my area b/c I’m one horny bastard!!!


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haha hilarious lay report, very detailed, had fun reading it

Hilarious highlights:
- “Don’t stop me from achieving my dreams.”
- "My creamy delicious white yogurt was on my clothing, some got on the movie chair and the floor"
- "Oh and I clean the chair and the floor b/c it sucks for dude or gal that has to go to that section and do the clean up. "


This just reminds me that I'm a fool for deleting girls' numbers when I think it's a "dead" lead.

From your translations it sounds like you live somewhere in Asia, am I right?

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Awesome lay report!


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pretty entertaining. I especially like how you refer to your dick as your "sausage," how you always text "cum" instead of "come," and the multi-paragraph explanation of why every PUA should go commando style. classic.


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BEST FUCKING LAY REPORT EVER FUCKING WRITTEN!!

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i love vietnamese ppl


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I actually laughed out loud so many times while reading the LR :lol:

Learnt quite a few things from your report as well :)

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i love vietnamese ppl


I love vietnamese people as well


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awesome.


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Hahaha funny LR. I don't necessarily agree with some aspects of your game, but it worked, and worked quickly, so what do I know. Great work and keep the momentum up!


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Funny LR hahaha.

I like how you kept pushing even though she said LJBF

Its kinda motivating too.


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nice lay report, i commend you good sir

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Good advice about going commando! Great LR!!


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I like how you "test for compliance" by her wiping you after you CUM ON HER HAIR. :twisted:


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Nice one, seems to me that you got another fuck buddy, high five 8)
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The navy seals goes commando (without underwear) b/c they believe movement is quicker without underwears. They don’t have time to wash their underwear b/c they are always moving and plus when they are not on the move, and are able to do laundry, the less clothing to do laundry, the better it is. Those are some basic reasons why navy seals goes commando. Every PUA should go commando when they sarge especially b/c most PUA’s consist of night-game guys. If you want to pull your dick out on the dance floor or somewhere in the bar, lounge and etc, the underwear slows you down a bit and hurts your chances of drawing your dick out. If you want to be more discrete about it by guiding her hand into your pants so she can feel your dick through the zipper hole, commando allows you to achieve this. Commando allows you to achieve erection easier too. Commando is the way to go.
I don't think SF are doing that these days, I know that in Vietnam war they didn't wear underwear, but now I think seals got some special cotton/sintetic designed underwear that is waterproof, cause when they go into some shit, like river with parasites, underwear is protecting them from infection.
But I loved the part on going commando, one problem less when you try to get laid in public :D

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