OK i have been texting this girl a little and i am not stuck with what i should say

me- OMG i just had the dirtyiest dream about you last night

girl - wat the hell

me - well we were in the woods and it had been raining so we were both soaking wet when u fell in the mud we began to mud wrestle... it was SO DIRTY

girl - omggg lollll :p Thats pretty funnyy!!

me - did i mention how after i pinned you down mud wreslting i picked you up and pushed you against a tree slowly began to slide my hands up your ribs and under your clingshirt

girl- Haa omgg !wthh :p

me - I haven't even told you how as i gently lifted your shirt over your head istopped pinning your arms and kissed you useing an umbrella for us.... i'm telling you this dream was DIRY

girl - yeah lol itss funnyy !

me - so what are you up to today

girl- working lol u

me - well i just woke up :p but after im goin to shrekston u should come after work

girl - i work till 11 :p

me - well arent u just a workaholic :p when u free then

girl- kk:p

me - that was a awful way to awser that question

girl - haa sorry im just busyy at wrk

it has been like 3 days and i havent texted her back and she hasnt texted me back i dont know how to continue the conversation
can u help me thanks

thanks

She's not interested, but you should have really ended that conversation when she told you she was working...

That's the creepiest opener I've ever heard.

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If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything.

here is somethin u could try, call her if she answers or if it goes to voice mail do this, say "the strangest thing happened to me i was at the club and" then just hang up. she will call back when she does dont awnser. then talk to her later and make up some bullsheet story and play your hand from there.

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Live and let live...

That usually happens. She's just letting you down gently.

Move on to the next girl.

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"I'm on a drug...it's called Charlie Sheen"

I wouldn't re-use that routine either. I think attraction is all about showing you're the alpha male. I'm not a fan of bits like that since they make it seem like you need to backdoor your way into being sexual. That's just me though.

Yeah the replies so far are sopt on, you kinda made her feel uncomfortable and you came across as 'seedy'. Move on to a new target and experiment with openers.

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The difference between me and you? Nothing.

am i the only one that thinks this opener has potential? i mean, obviously dude carried it on way too long and got way creepy with it, but overall i think the idea of it could work:

1. you send a text telling a girl that you had a "DIRTY" dream about her last night.

2. if you've built up any kind of attraction at all to this point then she's very likely to respond to that and will probably ask her to tell you about it.

3. then the punchline is something about how you two got dirty or were covered in dust or you like cleaned your aunts' attic or something random like that.

4. transition off it and move into other conversation.


eh, on second thought, maybe not...

definitely not. why bother using something that so clearly can make you look creepy? why not just use a routine that works?