When you are mid game, and your lady is giving you SOI's, but you are running out of material, or begin seizing up in the moment, do yourself a favor, and remember, switch your interest on and off. Do not be afraid to let your eyes linger, or to seem slightly disinterested. Nine times out of Ten, when I find myself seizing up, I switch on and off, and that always seems to draw some form of attention grabbing from the HB. Now I do not claim that this works for every single person and every single situation, but outside of very strenuous circumstances, I always seem to pull it out with this. Good luck boys.

Hi Gents,

Firstly of all apologies for any bad spelling and grammar. Second I’m trying to build a name for myself so I wanted to post a couple more little routines I use and hopefully some of you will find them useful and be able to take something for them, feel free to direct message me for more personable advice.
Interesting job DHV

When your in a set you bound to have to deal with the same old mundane standard questions, age, family, job, pets ect ect, I always try and give a playful answer. And this is one I’ve been using for a while now and found very successful.

When a woman ask me what I do I tell her I work for a think tank company and I specialise in naming race horses, I go on to say haven’t you always noticed race horses have cool and funny names like redrum being murder backwards, if your feeling confident you can even make up a fake connoisseur of naming race horses like ‘dictor van hallom and state that he was your inspiration growing up, and try and make them feel stupid for not knowing this was a genuine job all the time smiling so I’m not taking my self to seriously. Some times it’s good to even give a couple of examples of your recent work…

its simple, funny, interesting and builds value. its only a small piece in the jigsaw but i really enjoy using it in set.

I hope you can work this into your set, let me know how you get on.