Ok, so i go out tonight for my daily game practice. I head to the mall. Now the mall is different because HB's who work their have to talk to you, so it keeps you on your feet to get them initially interested.

I've heard so many "How are you today?" that I'm going to use one of "Jugglers(?)" lines from now on.

HB: How are you today?
Me: I'm an 8 - 8.5, and you?

Interest = Good Opener.

Anyways, to the Reverse Photo Routine
- When going into retail stores, bring your digital camera with you
- When sales people ask if you need help, say your just browsing.
- Then find an item of clothing you like
- Walk up to the HB, pull out the camera and ask her to take your photo
- A variation is to goto the change room right after, forcing her to follow and wait.

So I had some guy sales person latch onto me as I was maneuvering for the HB7 working. So I figure "WTF, I'll just use it on him"
Well now, I made him hold the clothes (To show dominance) and took the picture. Then right after the photo it goes...uh....weird.



Guy: Why the picture?
Me: Oh, I'm just getting ideas so I can show my friends and get their input.
Guy: Thats a pretty nice idea
Me: Yeah I thought so too.
Guy: Hey I like your necklace, did you get it from ________?
Me: Yeah, I did. The same with my hat.
Guy: Coooool, yeah I got this one there *shows some necklace*
Me: *Feigning interest* Oh yeah, what is it.
Guy: It has to do with TARS(?) I'm studying

I don't take the bait to further this line of convo.

Me: Thats cool.
Guy: So I think I have a shirt that you'll like.
Me: Alright

We goto a shirt rack where he reaches into the back and pulls out a shirt that says "YOUR HANDSOME" in mirror writing.
Me: Uhhhhh, nah. Not my style.

He then pulls out another shirt that says "SINGLE" on it. I start thinking "This Mother Fucker has props stored on his job????"
Me: Uh, no a bit plain for me.

Suffice to say I politely said I'm gonna look around somemore. Faked looking around and left the store to have a laugh. So there you go, The Reverse Photo Routine works....I guess

p.s. When doing this, it can easily roll into the photo routine by pretending to access the image and "stumbling" across previous DHV'ing photo's.

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Style of Game: Pragmatic Pimp Approach

MAN.... that HRSA(homo retail sales associate) wanted you bad....

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HAHAHA funny shit.

Now take this story and use it when you DHV in other sets. You attract gay guys as well, it shows you know your shit about fashion aswell.

Haha and its funny as hell too, 'Handsome', 'Single' HAHAHA

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Ah nice, I'm gonna use this one but without the camera part to show gay guys hit on me and I have a sense of fashion (which I think I do )

You gotta admit though, that's pretty smart, having those shirts for props. So if you are a hired gun and HBs walk in, maybe you can try something similar without scaring them away or getting yourself fired.

That is funny as hell. The only time a gay guy hit on me was in Nebraska for an acting convention catch is:
HE WAS MY BUNK MATE. lol he came out the closet to me and that was..... ya well I just hung out with alot of girls cuz sumhow he got the rong idea.
lol
The "stumbling" onto DHV pics works soooo well. especially if you get her curious. like sayin "o that was nothing" then she HAS to see the picture better.

Nice thread

Just a quick question, what is DHV? Is there a thread somewhere with a list of all the commonly used ones?

ya DHV = Demonstration of Higher Value. Basically impressing the girl by making u look better than Joe Shmoe who hits on her the same way all the time. ya dig it?
O Ya
use the search button top left for commonly used acronyms.

Lol that's awesome you have a pic of him to show us.