I want to know some good push/pull lines for when a chick sits in my lap. I need some clever ones.

Thanks,
Shwagz

If she's already in your lap, do you really need to continue to push?

Definatly. Hell if I read this post Id say the same thing. I think pushing the girl a little more would be good. Just wondering clever little things like DHV I think it is? Like hey that'll be 5 bucks, This shit ain't free. Though calibrated for when she sits on your lap.

At that point I would use light kino to push/pull. Put you hand on her leg/thigh and see how she reacts. If she moves it away start to act disinterested - strike up conversations with other people nearby as if she isn't there. If she gives another IOI then try again.

If she moves to get off politely and playfull pull her back with "just where do you think you're going? I'm not through with you yet" If she complies go for an elevated kino and repeat pattern.

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nice post psych3r!

What I do when a girl sits on my lap:
Light kino, hand around her or something.
And then continue conversation with everyone else. Like girls sitting on my lap is a normal occurance (and now it is). Run some DHV stories to the rest of the group.
You can talk to her in her ear or something when someone else is talking.
Like having your own secret conversation

You could neg her about having a boney butt. That one is pretty fun.
Usualy the shift to try and dig thier butt bones into you.
To which you can say "Having fun? "

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The boney butt one does work extremely well. you can also hold her close to you then sort of push her away, take your hands off of her, so if she is on your lap you don't only have to use the fact that she is sitting, but you can just use it as leverage for other moves. Rub her back then stop when she is really into it. Stuff like that. (One thing I have found that works extremely well is scratching a girls neck right at the roots of her lowest hairs, so right where the hair starts on your neck. There and just about a cm above is a big cluster of nerves and when done right, it sends chills through her entire body. Do that then stop and she will b like wtf! Perfect)

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None. Ignore her and keep gaming the other girl you're talking to while the girl is sitting on your lap. Keep up light touching to create a "simmering" state.

It creates an odd dynamic where the girl sitting on your lap feels like she's your girl, but will still work for your attention because you're talking to the other girl. If the girl sitting on your lap is Bi then you can intermittently ignore the other girl by talking to the girl sitting on your lap saying things like (to girl on lap), "What do you think honey? She's cute and fun. Think we should take her home?"

Just keep in mind this is a dangerous position because if you suggest going some place with the girl on your lap within ear shot of others it will be too much and you have just cblocked yourself. Also, it is hard to get any other numbers from the girls not sitting on your lap without offending all the girls (unless you're both picking up a girl as a unit).

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This is fun but dangerous. It can work "sometimes" but you prob need a really good read on the girls involved. If you know they are already working for your attention escalation is the natural move anyway.

however if you are trying to escalate multiple girls after just barely notching up the one in your lap you risk loosing them all because going there too fast triggers creepazoid reactions most of the time.

My advice would be to play the push/pull ignore game with the one in lap, and keep things more casual and jsut focus on building social value between both of them. If lap girl flakes out and gets cold, you already have a warmed replacement waiting.

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By the time I've got a girl on my lap it's a done deal, just not there because the social norms are working against you. The only time I've ever had a problem with this is when I said something like, "Hey, I've got something to show you, let's go upstairs for a minute/over here/to the bathroom," with the girl sitting on my lap. Sometimes I'll know I'm leaving soon and go for broke knowing full well 99% of the time this won't work.

I don't build social value, I have it.

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And if she insists on getting off, how would you "save face"

What do you guys usually do when they sit real close to you? Where it's not random, but it seems like they purposely sit by you. I tend to move a bit closer (as if it's even possible since she's right beside you). I'd tell her to move away a bit, then I'll move to her, so it'l be like we're just shifting.

I lead her by the hand to a semiprivate place and get her off obviously.

All kidding a side I usually only let a girl sit on my lap in public when I'm at a house party. That way I have an excuse to tell her to get up whether I want another drink or just become too warm with her sitting there.

If she wants to get up or just gets up, who cares? I'm already talking to someone else anyway.

Lap sitting can be an attention seeking behavior or a sign of comfort. Rarely is it an outright expression of a sexual behavior (unless she's in a mounted position).

In the club/bar having her on your lap is going to increase your chances of getting LMR later.

As for girls moving closer to you it is usually a sign she wants you to talk to her. If you take the time and pay attention when you're out at the bar you'll start to notice women will come and stand right next to you when they are ordering when they could have went to a number of other places along the bar.

Often they will also unnecessarily thrust out their butts or arch their backs pushing their chests out. This is girl speak 101 for "notice me".

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Quick query about some of these techniques from a recovering AFC...

Am I the only guy who gets hard as nails when an attractive woman sits in his lap? I think the techniques suggested here are awesome... But if you've got a piece of blue steel in your pants, ignoring the girl in your lap surely isn't going to work because even if you're chatting to her best friend, she's still aware that her body is making you aroused, right?

Creepy..

I was thinking the same thing.

When I have girls sitting on my lap often they'll turn their heads after a minute or so, look me in the eyes with a smile on their face giggling as to say "oh, what have we here, then?"
It really makes it hard to play mr. cool after that. Luckily some girls are impressed with its size, so the slutty ones tend to react favorably.