My opener that I use, which seems to work quite well is the sexual music opener, mainly because whoever says no to it, which is most girls, are retards.

-Me and my friends are having this argument
Do you not that all hit songs out at the moment have got a sexual connotation, which just shows that Humans are plain pervs and all they want is sex.

HB: I dont find that(usual answer)

-No cause I just had sex has got no sexual connotation.

HB: Thats one. And besides I like the tune.

-aah ya bullshit and there are so many more.

HB: Ya then name a few?

You would need to have a few more songs with a sexual connotations and trust me there are tons. Plus you saying humans are all pervs gives the HB reason to believe that you are not and seriously is having an argument.

Some Song Are:

I Got a feeling that tonights gonna be a good night... What do you try do at night?
The Lazy Sone...Has a reference "have really nice sex"

You can also almost make it up.

Good luck and remember...Field reports

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“If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved." - J. Russel Lynnes

ANother thing that makes it good is its true but HB's will never admit it.

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“If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved." - J. Russel Lynnes