Chatting up this HB7-8... looks like I might have misread the "type" of girl she is. Nonetheless... I will try to unleash her inner "goddess."

Me: Dude, that chick in your picture is beautiful! Can you hook me up?
HB: haha interesting
Me: Oh, & tell her, um, she has beautiful eyes & sexy lips. But shh! Don't tell her I said so!
HB: hmm she's never had anyone compliment her lips before...
Me: You're fun
Glad to see that you have something going for you besides your looks!
HB: haha are you sure?
Me: Let's just say that I'm not completely convinced that you're not a 50yr old hillbilly hiding behind the guise of an innocent looking little blonde.
HB: hahah sorry off subject. are you from #####
Me: You mean... you haven't creeped on my profile yet? I'm mildly impressed.
HB: haha nope have not... and impressed aye. so that means you've creeped on mine..
Me: I will admit no such guilt.
HB: so are you going to answer my question.. or do i have to find ouit by mysled
Me: Mmmm I choose to be difficult.
HB: haha well i figured it out.
and that is what i'm going to be studyiong too1 (same degree)
Me: It's an awesome degree. I would know after changing my degree 20 times
HB: haha right on that's what i hear
Me: Haha sorry off subject... but I need an opinion.
Ok, so a man & a woman approach a rotating door at the same time. What does a gentleman do?
HB: uhh you know i don't really think you need to worry about that living in ######## unless you go to the airport or courthouse.... haha
Me: Well, the reason I ask is because I was put in this situation this morning while picking up a friend from the airport.
Me being a gentleman, I naturally let her go ahead of me, but as I looked behind me I saw several people waiting & I panicked.
I entered the rotating door in the same section as her!
So, the door kept hitting me in the butt which caused me to awkwardly hump the woman in front of me.
We get out, & she turns around to say, "So am I supposed to tip you or something?"
I about died.
HB: umm hmm. that sounds like an awkward and interesting moment.; atleast she didn't get offended i guess... and i guess if she would have gone behind you she would have been the one humping you...
Me: True... I'm sure you're the only one that would think of that though! lol
HB: haha why do you think that
Me: Most people usually don't think of women humping a man from behind... but if that's what you're into I guess I can respect that!
Wow, that changes everything!
Ok hillbilly, gig is up!
HB: o so you were enjoying it..
Me: Maybe I was enjoying the idea that you were enjoying it?
You have a bit of a dirty side huh?
HB: uh.... what was i enjoying.
Me: Ahem, "Most people usually don't think of women humping a man from behind..."
It's ok if you get lost, some people just need to have their hand held & be led around.
HB: haha nope not me. but i wouldn't have been the one enjoying it, you were. so maybe you were the lsot one lol
Me: You know... After rigorous examination of your profile, we have already dated, fought, & had a messy breakup.
Ps. I want my sweater back.
HB: hahah.... whattt...??
Me: And we split because of your fling with the pool boy, Jose, remember?
HB: you;re kinda craz yoyu know that
Me: Jeez, we seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together.
HB: haha you have an interesting way of coming on to females
Me: Coming onto you? Ha, don't give yourself too much credit miss. You look like you're too much of a good girl for me.
HB: haha i'm positive that i am.
Me: I thought you had a sense of humor?
Guess I was wrong!
HB: =9
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but truly i dont' drink or smoke so there goes all my funnnnnnness right there llol
Me: Well, I don't smoke, but I drink socially. That's usually what normal people do when they turn 21!
So, you're telling me... that you're no fun without alcohol?
HB: o i'm fun. probably not the fun you're looking for
Me: Oh, & what is that?
HB: you tellmee
Me: Mmmmm lets see
Long walks on the beach, watching the sunset from a picturesque grassy knoll, indulging in fine wine with a scrumptious foie gras dinner, candlelight conversations on French film, & long walks on the beach.
You know, things a normal person would do.
HB: i'd have to call bullshit on that one

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So far? How am I doing?

I'm guessing you are chatting on IM or something. Idk, I mean you're keeping her entertained, but you need to do something or she's gonna get board.... come up with a new trick....

If you haven't, get the digits and a facebook. You need to escalate, and build attraction so she is chasing you, and comfort, so she will want a day2.


Good luck!

Thank you for the reply... To sum it up I began escalating, but she is definitely too goody goody for my taste (or my objective).