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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:59 pm 
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(previously chatting for like 5mins via text)
me: whats ur fav color
her: electric blue or lime green :) hbu?
me: lightning blue and lemon green!
her: awuh :p send me a pic?
me: (i send her a pic of a rooster)
her: wow ur really pissing, me off
her: pic
her: pic with phone in bathroom
me: now im telling ur friends that you have a picture of my cock on your phone.
her: yea u go do that... stop texting me
me: lol k i guess u cant take a joke wierdo
her: k bye




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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:13 pm 
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That routine is way better off in person face to face, you have get a chance to see her hilarious facial expression, and easier to pull off. It comes off awkward on txts, unless you are flirting and teasing her sexually, then you can throw it in.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:16 pm 
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yea i agree 100% i didnt really care though- she wasn't that hot, i just wanted to see what chicks will say while i get a good laugh
thx for the post tho man :)

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:22 pm 
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I busted up laughing at that.. while drinking a soda. I had soda come out my nose I laughed so hard....


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:03 am 
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LOL that was funny... she needs to learn to take a joke.. NEXT


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:38 am 
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Use smilies next time :P Maybe it helps. It was funny anyway.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:49 am 
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I had to try it! I just messaged some chick, not even sure who, that I quit talking to months ago.... She was trying to figure out who I was. Needless to say, after the last comment, she never replied back:
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:26 am 
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HAHAHAHA right on man, its always good to take a break from pick up and just have fun with the woman for your own entertainment.
i actually pulled this off in a positive note with one chick- so i guess it just depends if you got her liking you or not- shit if she likes you, you can say whatever the fuck u want pretty much lol

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:09 am 
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She actual messaged me back a while later with, "LOL who is this, really?". Or something.

I've been having hella pickup fun lately. There is this lady I actually (gulp) like. So, I've just been trying to keep entertained, while most my stuff is packed for a move.


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