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 Post subject: JUST LOST MY V CARD!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:25 am 
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Wow..my first report..It feels so good to write one after 4 months of reading others. Anyway I got the courage to start sarging last week and I got two numbers. One fell through and didnt return my call..then other was willing like to meet me for drinks last night. As I type this shes sleeping behind me. Its 1:09am. I will go quickly on how she got there. CHUBBY KOREAN HB6 WITH HUGE BOOBS!!

Im a Ross Jeffries fanatic..so

Opening line...when we met..

WB: Do you believe in love or should I walk by again?

HB6: laughs

WB:"Look, I know this is a totally nutty way to meet someone (pacing her ongoing belief )...but I knew if I didn't do SOMETHING to stop you, we'd never get a chance to talk and maybe see how much WE COULD REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER ( embedded suggestion ).

Anyway I # close her last tuesday and call her this afternoon. She was expecting a call last week so I was in the dog pound for the first minute over the phone but i quickly rebounded. We met for drinks earlier tonight where I turned her on with "my roommates girlfriend diary stories" made up stories I made about how my RM GF talks about sucking some guys dick and getting her pussy licked 69 and how she wants it so bad. HB6 lets me know shes getting turned on so I kiss close and take her back to my place ASAP. I had to act cool cause I was so excited that I might actually get to fuck her and I did. NO LMR as I turned off all the lights in my room to start off with then turned them on midway to see her tits jiggle. I could happen to realize sex is tiring plus she wasnt exactly light when on top of me I fucken couldnt breath!!! But doggy was amazing..her whole ass shakes like jello!!!

MAN THIS SHIT REALLY WORKS..I LOVE YOU FUCKEN GUYS SO MUCH! SHES FUCKEN SLEEPING RIGHT BEHIND ME AND I GOT A PIC I'll UPLOAD SOON. I GOT HER TO SMILE WITH MY COCK IN HER MOUTH AS LONG AS I DELETED IT AFTERWORD..I DELETED IT ALL RIGHT..NOT!

P.S I use my PUA name when I sarge so she still fucken thinks my name is Wayne Brady because she doesnt know my real name. Although i think she may have seen my license while I was in the bathroom washin my dick off.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:26 am 
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cudos....thats awsome. please tell me you screamed "I'm Wayne Brady bitch!" while fucking her.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:38 am 
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MAN THIS SHIT REALLY WORKS..I LOVE YOU FUCKEN GUYS SO MUCH! SHES FUCKEN SLEEPING RIGHT BEHIND ME AND I GOT A PIC I'll UPLOAD SOON. I GOT HER TO SMILE WITH MY COCK IN HER MOUTH AS LONG AS I DELETED IT AFTERWORD..I DELETED IT ALL RIGHT..NOT!
ahahahhahaha good work.

How does it feel to be on cloud nine!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:35 pm 
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lmfao good on ya dude!

your post reminded me of extramask from 'the game' lol


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 Post subject: so funny
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:43 pm 
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LMFAO...

that's just great. lol. hahaha. you have any ross jeffries tapes we can exchange.? contact me via PM.

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lmfao good on ya dude!

your post reminded me of extramask from 'the game' lol
Dude, I was JUST thinking that :p

Congratulations on your first F-close though man, thats awesome! May you have many more ;)


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:53 pm 
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wayne brady... well done man

keep the posts coming
funny shit
i was laughin my ass off

love to see success stories

and we HAVE to see this girl!

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well do man lol i laughed my ass of when you said the pic thing

hey PM me i would love to exchange some jeffries tapes

it only gets better from now on!:D


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For the record, I do not support illegal downloading but 99% of what I have on jeffries is all from frostwire, limewire or kazaa lite. I mean this guys is all over those p2p programs. All his best recording and his newsletters. I have his entire home study course, over 9 hours of lectures as well as newsletters dating back to 1990! Select and Download all his stuff and just leave your pc on all night while it downloads..by morning you'll have a pua library worth millions of pussy.

One thing I've noticed since I fucked her last night was that Im fuckin thinking about sex ALL THE TIME now. I mean when I was a virgin I thought about it...but not like this. All I do now is stare at ass and tits now!

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It will go away in a month. You still on cloud nine and will get flash backs even of the event all day.

At least thats what happen for me.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:16 pm 
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and as u go on
ull start to wonder
- "i wonder what kind of panties she's wearing. You know it's probably the standard, white, cotton panties. But, I dont know. It could be a thong, g-string, or even something I've never even heard of before..."

then ull picture them naked

THEN after a few ull say - shes hot - but i bet she is awful in bed
or - i bet she sucks a good dick
etc etc etc

welcome to the life that is we: MAN

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- "i wonder what kind of panties she's wearing. You know it's probably the standard, white, cotton panties. But, I dont know. It could be a thong, g-string, or even something I've never even heard of before..."
What film's that from?


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:28 pm 
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old school

prolly not totally exact on the quote
but one of my favs

i luv will ferrel

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that's hilarious dude....


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fucking LIPPY! way to go, Im happy for you. Now its now to make a HB8 smile with your cock in their mouth while you take a pic (which will of course be deleted...NOT!)


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