| This would be a long FR but Im just going to get to the better stuff.Really cool shit, the people who saw keep saying how it doesnt even seem real. I was with another guy Im teaching PUA at the mall and there were these 3 way older chicks in the elevator. HB8, HB9.5, and an UG. I go, wanna know a secret? Im fuckin stoned. fast forward, the 9.5 was like ahhh, Im tellllin security. And I was like wtf, u cant keep a secret? she goes I have a big mouth, I dont know how to keep it shut. ahh well you should keep it closed for strangers. bleh bleh bleh, in the end when they leave I yell, Blondie! then I signaled with my hands her sucking my dick. We walk out the mall and come back in. Shes there with these HUGE motherfucking older guys, the biggest in the mall. Shes telling him the story about me and they're looking at me. I walk up,
Me:Are you this chicks boyfriend?
Beast:Yeah
Me:Mann, lemme tell you, I got in the elevator and this chicks like, "Hey, wanna know what I like to do, I suck cocks in the elevator". And I was like "AHH, wheres this chicks boyfriend at?! She needs to be tamed!"
HB 9.5: "noo xD! he said he wanted to put his cock in my mouth!"
Be advised shes 22 and Im 16. I look maybe 18-19, and Im 6'4 Bench 300LBS. I pretty solid.
I was like yaa right, like Im just gonna have the confidence to walk up and tell you I want you to suck my cock... I mean come on, thats unreal.
beast:I hope not, or we'd have a problem.
Me: Oh ya? What kind of problem?
Beast: Id have to kick your ass!
Me:yeah??
He pushes me. Hard. "Damnnn, look at that force." I push him back, and we square off, but I squared off cowboy style. I was mocking him, not being serious. and Im like damn look at ur style! (Pulling his shirt) He steps on my shoe and brushes it off, I step on his, ahh lemme return the favor bro! I hop up and snatch his shirt, look at ur style bro! Teach me bro! Teach Me! He pinches my nipple. Me:Whats the secret to being as cool as you?!
Beast:You have to be white. Really? Dope my dads white! I like take his hand and do this amog handshake. And then hes like, and your mom cant be black. Im like dopee, shes puerto rican!(She's Black) Ya you can be my new big brother! Throw my hand around his shoulder nech hard!, pull him down hes taller, fuckin gripping him pulling his shirt,TEACH ME BRO! Teach me how to get chicks like this one! Teach me your style snatching his shirt, hes gripping me too its a fuckin challenge. I tell the girl damn this means you're my sister in law!
HB9.5:But you said you wanted to put your cock in my mouth! Thats weird!
Amog:ya thats a little weird.
Me: yeah, thats true, I dont wanna have retarded babies or anything. In set talking now. Im like fuck this! Im outta here! Later big bro! Slap him twice hard as FUCK on his back! It killed him. He was done. The 2 other girls at the table have been hysterical the whole time. My wingman was in silence, amazed, but scared. This guys huge. Everyone in the food court has been seeing this whole thing. HB9.5 girls like, "Byeee Brother!! xD."
Me: Fuck you! I dont want you to be my sister! left. 10 minutes later, she left her bf nd found me. I look at her and shake my head, shes like brooother! Come heree! From across the mall. I look over my shoulder and yell. "FUCK YOU!. She runs up now. "I left my bf to find you. Quick Here's my #. Call me! Hes coming soon so leave leave" 2 minutes later, her boyfriend walks past. Pissed. I won.
I see the girl walk back to her boyfriend. The 5 of them are walking out. I call HB9.5 on the spot. While shes with her boyfriend.
Me: If you want to see y face again, tell your boyfriend to leave, and that youre staying at the mall.
HB9.5: Whatt? Huh? Are you crazy?
Me: (Hang Up)
HB 9.5 turns around. Im just fuckin standing there waiting like Im about to show her the path to enlightenment.
She tells her bf and he looks pissed. Her friend comes with her and she walks up to me. Her friend says once the BF walks out shes gonna leave us here alone.
be Advised, I had opened a set of 2 9's and left my wingman/student in there to close. He also had a couple of his girls there so we could seperate.
Friend leaves, I grab HB 9.5s hand and lead her outside the mall. "Where are we going?!"
To do something I should've done 40 minutes ago!
What?!
I smile and say nothing.
We get to my car, I throw her in the backseat of my friends truck and she gives mee a blowjob. Not gonna get too detailed, for the sake of length. I finger her, get her to the peak. then I stopped. Got dressed and got out. Wingman txts me i can take the car and come back later. i do, bounce her to my pad, which is apart from the house. I have a guest house type room. Far away from the house itself. Bang Bang Bang. No LMR. She sleeps over. Been txting me all day.
Last edited by MalisVals on Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:37 am, edited 3 times in total.
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