One girl takes very long time to answer my texts, sometimes she answers immidieatley but usually its like 1 hour before respond, or even longer. She isnt obviously that busy, just takes time to see someting? I dont know what. To see if I send her another one before she responds? well I dont. It kinda pisses me off, but I dont act to it and show it to her.
Any advice how to turn this around against her?

So once I send her text in the moring "How´s my little goblin/fiend doing. Sunny? I hope you bought your cream with you."
(English is not my native langugae, so dont know the exact translation)
The day goes by, no response, I wonder thats ok-no problem. I was busy in the day, so later at night I go to facebook, I saw her online, I didnt start chatting with her and after 5 min she goes offline ,instantly the response comes to my text.
This is just one story.

Today I send her "Hey goblin/fiend, I tought today I vibrate you up wake-up sleepyhead!"
She comes online, (Im busy with my stuff) few hours goes by and she responds
"Hard luck for you, somebody already succeded to wake me up before you " - well, this is obviously bs, that is very unlikely to happen. I think Ill answer her something like
"Oh, you bought yourself a rooster? Thats sweet." Think I need to add something to spice it up, ideas?

What are you trying to accomplish with this girl?

To me, it doesn't seem you are getting anywhere with her. I mean it's great to practice to come up with funny lines using text msg. but I don't think you are going to accomplish much with her this way.
Maybe she is trying to make you think exactly what you think. "Why doesn't she answer? What is she doing? Why?..."
It's a great way to make someone to fall in love with you.

How to turn it around? It's really hard to answer. Generally you want to bait her with something she wants to know at all costs. And then not give it to her. Tease her about it and only slowly reveal it. But have ready next bait.

What the bait should look like? I'll answer you some other time...

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Currently Im very busy with school (exams etc) she knows it, and I dont have the time to actually meet her in person, with texting I mostly want her to be invested and thinking about me even more.
I know she likes, is attracted to me - no news here. By doing that whatever she does she shows that she want's me to want her and that's good thing, because at the end of the day I want her as my girl. I have'nt told her that word by word but I've made it quite obvious.

Hmm, thanks for the reply. I'll figure something.
By the way, is it o.k to say "God, you'r so damn hot!" - she really is If that's what she want's, my validation?(Dont know what exactly) Then like you said, better not to give it all to her, after I have given it - to her this means like Im solved (like puzzle) and that's not going to happen.

I think, you are sending her textmessages with no challenges or real actions.

The textmessages are just funny one-liners. Challenge her and ask her out for a drink.

I always use these ones:
"Hey! I am grabbing a coffee this afternoon at 'Pub X', to kill the hang over. You should join me.........if you dare!!!!!!" [challenge]

"Hey! I need your help! I have made up some good jokes. But I want to test it at someone, before I tell these jokes in public. At 'Pub X', around 2pm?" [Not needy, you are not asking her out. You just need someone to test your jokes]

And, Don't tell her she is damn hot! Than you are no more than the ordinary AFC. And you showed that you are only interested in her looks!

Let me know if this works for you

Yeah, you're right, Ill try to improve that and also try to text as less as possible.

On monday we talked IM and the topic got on pictures, I told her to send me one of hers, becasue I wanted to see her better (than the small msn dispaly). She hanged back well so I went

Me: you aint gonna make this easy for me, dont you
Her: nope
Me: let's do it your way then
Her: and?

Did'nt say anyhting after that, took my jacket and left to her place. (She was staying in a school hostel 10 min walk away from me, but they have these time rules that dont allow visitors after 22:30). The time was already passed that, I decided to chat up the guard who was down there, so he could let me up, but damn that guard was tough! - I didnt get up there..

Anyway my plan was to go up there, knock on the door, she probably just comes and opens it. Then I would said something along these lines
"you know, you really are a little goblin *shaking head*, I do get what I want, if not right away then soon, if not directly then in circle - in that we are similar" (It sounds much better in my language than in english)
Doesnt matter what she would have said, Ill proceed
"give me your hands" and do the Mystery "spell of attraction" or whatever this is called.
After that Ill hug her closely and say "I like girls who's hair smell good" end the hug wink and leave.

Dont know if asking for her picture was good thing to do in the first place.


So the next day I went to beach and texted her "Hey goblin Im going to the beach to enjoy the day. You should come with me... if you dare!"
(This goblin is a nick for her, sounds so much better in my language)
Respose was: "Just going? Im already there."
There are several beaches in town, I didnt know ecactly in wich one she was, so I said "Jup, come to ___, so yuo could do a massage for me "
Her: haha, not intrested
Me: You dont have to if you cant, Ill forgive you that Just offering my company
No response for that.
Idk if this was to harsh to tell her that she cant do a massage and didnt respone becsause of that, obviously it was a joke, well guess you cant tell these kind of things in text... lesson learned. I think I should pardon for that.

On friday Ill just call her after exams to tell her to join me in beach, Ill see what happens.

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i think you are trying to qualify yourself to her..she probably does like you phisically but you are demonstrating lower value throughout the time you have known her..you are going knowhere with your text game i think you are almost definately AFC.....She is DARING YOU to chase HER and you are,that isnt any good unless you want to be played. you cant go round to her house because you are pissed off at her for not answering you..you would be reacting to things she is doing..NEVER react to shit tests like that..only react to a girl when she is qualifing herself to you then you can validate her...if you demonstrate higher value then YOU will be the prize and she will start chasing..i think push and pull techniques are the best for creating attraction!( if this girl really is beautiful but is beingthis complete bitch u need to stand up for yourself and tell her for fuck sake let her know that beauty is common its the iside that counts dont be an afc! you cant reward the girl with calling her babe/hot whatever until she is showing signs of intrest...she hasnt asked you one question in her textes (IOI's) .. SHOW DHV