I need all the help I can get. Tell me everything right and wrong with my profile. Be as brutally honest as you can be. I am aware that my pictures suck, tell me about the rest of the profile and what i am doing wrong

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... d=27581897

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It works now.

The first thing that pops into my mind is Creepy. Not the context of your self-essay, but the pictures. Especially for women, internet and text sarcasm is a bit hard to detect - so your pictures are going to do 90% of the work for you. Don't say you're really outgoing, funny, etc, but only have one blurry web cam pick of you almost glaring. Your profile won't really stand much of a chance.

Hope that helps

''My momma said my most valuable trait is humor'' Ok... That will really help you pulling in these girls!

you gotta go take some cool pictures, but not You taking pictures of yourself, have someone else take pics of you doing something productive. Like a picture of you looking off into the distance at the beach etc.. Do what i used to do, put the camera on auto timer, and go do something.. Then you can crop out the picture to remove all the unnecessary background. Just enough to make you look mysterious and like you got something going on.

They will see your current picture and think "dam this ngga look borring".

You look like Sazh from final fantasy xiii btw lol

Well you have a lot of work to do. Search for good profiles on here and try to get some ideas from them.

One little thing: "A friend I don't care for... ". Alpha male has friends he would kill for and can trust him with their life. Why would you want to say that you have friends you don't care about?

You have random people you meet every now and then. And you have friends that you care deeply about. That shows integrity.

Smile!

yea and you def look like Sazh...lol but i agree with everyone else, more pics (2-3) with you having fun doing stuff...if you play any sports get someone to take a pic or two, or heck setup the camera and throw the football to yourself in the yard...(an idea i may try myself)

good luck!