I just posted this and i m having great sucess with it.

FYI, here's a little known fact : beer does not make you FAT- it makes you LEAN...against tables, chairs, walls and ugly people".

freinds already stole it (but tag me) and are getting sucess.
I even got a like from my dad (which is really weird).

Warning guys, this stuff can actualy back fire on us big time!

even though i'v been having big sucess with one of the statuses, i got a comment, luckely from my cousin, asking where i got it from.
I don t know if she checked it on google but it did! I said i got it from a random email.
And they can get traaced back here! This site is the very first mentioned. It's mentioned twice, the venucien arts site is also mentioned and other "attraction" sites.
So beware, use these for inspiration and create your own cause getting busted on this will defently be Dlv.

"FYI, here's a little known fact : beer does not make you FAT- it makes you LEAN...against tables, chairs, walls and ugly people."


17 likes in about 4 hours!

haha, classic stuff elsewhere throughout the thread as well!

im an alpha male on beta blockers

so i was just goofing around on fb and i decided to put this status up (i randomly made it up...idk if anyone ever wrote something like this)

To my future Wife,

We are having 12 kids.

Sincerely,

(my name)

i got a comment within in the first mintue from a girl i barely kno..i just kno her through fb...

HB: gee keep it in your pants.
Me: you kno...i was thinking about adopting a few kids.
HB: tht's what they all say..
Me: i hv a reputation for keeping my word
HB: oh im sure you do.

umm...what do i say to that? LOL help pleaseeee thank you

BRILLIANT

That is because you paste it word to word, I always change mine, take the humor and idea and make it yours. I combine them together sometimes too.

A good source for statuses that people like would be to just steal a phrase from a funny or just dumb commercial.
I guess as long as people know where it comes from they'll like it.
It'd definitly work to your advantage if you could put a spin on it.

"So easy a caveman can do it."
"___Just saved money on his car insurance by switching to Geico."
"5! 5 dollar! 5 dollar foot long, it's c-c-cathing on!"

You get the idea...

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Just tried the crayola gang bang one.. we'll see how it works. Just too funny to pass up using

*Edit* After 24 hours, I had 13 likes and 5 comments. Worked like a charm...

siickk

From a song:

"If you're for real and not pretend then I guess you can hang with me."

"I know what's on your mind there will be time for that too if you hang with me"


Worked quite nicely.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy
15 likes

running around in the rain in my underwear at 6.00am? i think YES!!!
20 likes and a number close :3

the brunettes do it better one didn't work with me.. just 1 comment of my sister saying: uich!..


hahahahhahahaha

Fuck this thread.

Its made me see that more than half of you actually ARE the attention seeking college kids that think still think its cool to go drink lots of beer and try hookup with drunk girls, and convince yourself that youre not AFC when in fact everything you do is AFC.

Its sooo pathetic. please realise this. the sooner the the better

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Some of these are just attention comments, and not even dfh. Theres a huge difference.