| Assumes a small set.
Successfully field-tested in parts.
Requires the ability to give an impressive hand massage.
Routine can be ejected with a pleasant, "Great, thanks for your help. (Buy a copy of the PB&Jclopedia)"
Delivery and Body Language is important, but tedious to describe.
PUA / Set (expected responses)
Can you tell me the time?*
...anything/looking for watch, phone, etc
Be sure to interrupt quickly, pleasantly I don't really care about the time. This next part needs some explaining, so your attention was needed. Hope you have a minute; I'm publishing a book with my friend on how to make PB&J. We can't decide on a standard. Tell me how you make PB&J.**
Hesitation or questions
Imagine your manly-fellow is too busy ordering you flowers and writing you love poems to make lunch, and everything's set up - Tell me how you would make PB&J.***
describes process jovially/offer selections (types of bread, jam/jelly, ways of toasting, spreading, cutting, etc)
You should go with .... instead of ...., it's better for your circulation. You can already tell you'll have arthritis. Offer hand massage ****
Do you play piano, guitar or type a lot? Something that would cause strain on your fingers?
If yes, continue conversation. If no, advise that she "stop masturbating so much, or she'll have weak joints" IMMEDIATELY follow with serious conversation to avoid defense.
From there, fluff talk, push-pull, chick crack, and other things you can read up on in other threads.
*Body language important - anticipate leaving
** Questions such as "Do you have a minute?", "Can you help?" and "How do you make it?" are avoided.
***Will tell if she's single, or will Strawman her significant other. "Manly-fellow" is slightly detaching, without insulting. Still avoiding asking questions.
****ONLY if she's single or has displayed dissatisfaction with manly-fellow. Not made sexual in any way.
NICE TO KNOW INFORMATION
I am a part-time actor, RMT, and have a diploma in personal communication so this routine is rather personalized. I have lots of chick crack to work with, find Gambler's methods work well.
Looking to refine this, please only include field-proven advice in comments.[/i]
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