hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster here. hooked up with a few of girls before but had my first snl saturday night and i thought it was post worthy, so here goes...
i was at my good friend, danny's, 21st bday saturday night. danny and i are both third years in college, and i knew that danny had a younger sister, erica, who's a freshman at our school, but i never actually met her before this night.
i arrive at the party with my wingman, brandon. after taking a shot with the bday boy in the kitchen, brandon and i move to the backyard.
i notice erica right away. she's got a pretty face, long brown hair, and a nice rack. she's on the other side of the yard chatting with her asian friend. i ask brandon if he knows if that's danny's sister. and he says, looks like it. damn she's cute, i say. "dude don't," brandon says, "it's danny's SISTER"
"oh c'mon" i say "danny's so drunk, he won't even find out"
"ok, but i'm not watching" brandon says, and goes back inside.
i approach the girls solo.
"has anybody ever told you, you look like you could be danny's sister?"
erica laughs. "i
am his sister"
"you're cute. you're visiting from high school?" i ask, teasing her
"no! i go here!" she blushed, at the you're cute part.
"no way. you look like you're 16!" i say jokingly, and then i reach for the beer in her hand "you shouldn't be drinking this stuff, you're too young!" i grab the can away from her, drinking it with one hand, pushing her away with the other.
"hey! come on!" she whines
i gulp down all the beer that's left and hand the can to her friend "throw this out for me, would ya?" her friend looks at me, kinda pissed off, but she takes the can and goes inside with it.
"no. i know you go here" i say to erica, moving in a little closer now that it's just us too "how are you liking it here?"
"i love it"
"that's good. man, i can't believe i'm such good friend's with danny, but i haven't met you until now. i'm guy, what's your name?" i take her hands and hold them in mine, as i say this.
"erica" she smiles and looks down at our hands
i kiss her on the cheek, and she smiles and kinda blushes. then my ass of a wingman, brandon, has to come over. it's only 1130 and he's already drunk off his ass.
"what the fuck did i tell you about hitting on danny's sister?!" he says and kinda punches me in the arm. i have to stop holding hands with erica, so i can punch him back. and then erica's friend comes back and starts whining to erica about how boring this party is and how she doesn't even know anyone here and wants to go home.
"you girls want to dance?" i ask, interrupting erica's friend. they both kinda look at me, a little bit stunned. i don't wait for an answer. i take erica's hand and lead her inside. her friend and brandon follow behind. there's some people dancing in the living room area. i move to the center of the room, and then get behind erica and we start grinding slowly. brandon and the friend dance next to us. before we can really get into it though, the music stops. it's almost midnight, and so some of danny's friends bring him out, lifted on a chair so we can all count down for his bday (which is technically sunday). at midnight we all cheer, and then as a joke, i decide to give danny a lap dance. i grind on top of him for a while, but danny sort of resists me, and then some chick comes over and says, "just let me handle this"
i return to erica. she's laughing. "i can't believe you!" she says. no one's dancing anymore, so i think it'd be weird to go back to dancing. erica's friend comes back, whining again about how she wants to go home. from what i hear of their convo it seems like they're roommates.
"hey what's your problem?" i say, jokingly to her friend
"i don't have one" she says kinda snotty
"hey. i know what" i say "let's take shots"
"okay" says erica but the friend says no thanks, and that she's gonna go home. YES! they hug goodbye, and the friend gives erica a look like "you gonna be okay?" it seems like erica understood the look because she says "i'll be fine" and smiles.
i head over to the kitchen and erica follows behind me. i start pouring us soda for chaser in red cups, and then i start to pour vodka into two shot glasses, but stop "oh wait, i say" (teasing) "you're not old enough to drink"
"hey! enough!" she says
i laugh and hand her her shot glass. we toast to danny and then drink.
"i really like you" i tell her, and kiss her on the cheek again. before letting her respond i look at the shot glass in my hand "hey! i could've sworn there was vodka in here!" and then i grab a hold of her shot glass "and yours is gone too!" she laughs, and i pour us more vodka. we toast again. i look over at the living room and people are dancing again, so i take her hand and lead her to the dance floor. we start to grind for a while, and she's not really getting into it. she's kinda shy. after dancing for a while, i turn her around so she's facing me. i really wanted to just kiss her on the lips but i felt like she would resist me because we were surrounded by so many people.
"let's get some fresh air" i tell her
"alright" she says. we go back out to the yard. it's kinda empty now as most people are inside. i turn her so she's facing me, i'm holding her, and my hands are placed on the little of her back. i lean in and kiss her. no resistance on her part. we makeout a little bit. i kiss her on the neck. i stop kissing her "and tell her to look at me" she has a glazed look over her eyes. "i really like you" i tell her. "i like you too" she says.
"i want you to come home with me" i tell her "i promise i won't take advantage of you"
that's when i'm met with resistance. "no. i shouldn't she says" and she says it pretty firmly.
"alright" i say "can i at least walk you home? i want you to be safe"
"sure" she smiles
"let's go" i say. i take her hand and we leave
as we walk she asks me about my accent. i'm surprised she waited until now to ask me, actually, usually it's one of the first things girls ask. i tell her that i'm israeli.
"that's cool" she says "i've never met an israeli"
there's a first time for everything i say, and squeeze her hand. she doesn't squeeze back.
"hey" i say "have you ever had nargila?"
"no. what's that?"
"oh wait. you're american. hookah! have you ever had hookah? we call it nargila in israel..."
"no i haven't" she responds "i've always wanted to try it, though"
"what!" i say "you're kidding me! now you have to come to my place! at least for a little while"
"well...umm...okay. for a little while"
so we head to my place. we're in my room (luckily my roommate's at his girl friend's tonight) and i set up my hookah. i kind of ignore her while i set it up, and she sits on my bed and sort of looks around my room (luckily i keep it clean). i tell her to go on my laptop and put on some music, so she complies and puts on some shitty jack johnson song on youtube. then i teach her how to smoke it and we smoke together and talk. she talks about how she has no idea what she wants to major in and what she wants to do with her life. i tell her about how hard my engineering major is and how i wish i had a life! i hardly ever get to go out on weekends...
"aww that's too bad" she says, stroking my hand "you engineers have it really tough"
i lean over and kiss her. we makeout for a bit, and then i decide to pick her up and move her onto my bed. but she resists, saying that she should go home.
"it's late" i tell her "why don't you just sleep here?" at that point i'm thinking she'll sleep over but we're not going to have sex, not tonight, anyway.
"well...okay" she says
"alright" i say, and i hop off the bed. i change into pajama pants and a white T in front of her. "don't look!" i say when i take off my jeans. i return to the bed, "i know you looked" i said (teasing). and i kiss her some more. i'm pretty much on top of her making out now. i rub my crotch against hers. then i sit back up, and with my arms i lift her into a sitting position.
"my hookah's going to waste" i say, and she looks over at it at the floor, no one using it
"that's okay, i like this better"
we makeout some more. i start rubbing my hand over her jeans. one thing leads to another, and you know how things go...
in the morning, i invited her to stay for breakfast. we ate, and then i walked her home. also got her number, and we texted a bit the that afternoon. she says she wants to hang out again, and i'm hoping to bang her again, maybe i'll hit her up this weekend.
CHAT
