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Haesten
PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 7:11 am 
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We've all heard this lame excuse, so lets share our unique way of not just climbing over this obstacle, but blowning the shit out of it

This is the one I ALWAYS use

HB: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
ME: Woah slow down alright, I'm cool with girl girl guy but I am NOT doing Guy Guy Girl!

Always guarentees a laugh, field tested.

Share yours!
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"aha i thought i was going to make a lezbian friend!"
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HB: "I have a boyfriend"
ME: "Great so you won't be bothering me all day long, I'm very busy you know" and keep the convo going
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Me:"Oh really, I bet hes a hottie" (in a joking tone)

Her: ~haha yea BLAH BLAH BLAH~

Me: (Pointing to yourself Fonzie style) "But hes not a cutie like me" (wink & smile)


Tell me what u guys think on that one hahah

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HB:Sorry I have a boy friend...

Me: perfect. I just happen to have no morals

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HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Me: Oh hey me too
or
Me: Oh weird I do too! and go for the high five

Her telling you she has a boyfriend really doesn't mean anything it all. Just neutralize it and change the subject
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Always used 3 main responses for this.... let me know your thoughts..

HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Me: jeez, you think i was coming on to you? i was just being nice.

HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Me: Ok cool, do me a favour later.... tell him to go fuck himself!*

* Bit risky, but can be funny

HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Me: well i didnt ask that, but thanks for sharing!

Any thoughts?
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The classic "Geesh you're already telling me about your problems"
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hb:i have a bf
me:i have a gold fish
hb:what????
me:ops..i thought we were talking about some shit that doesnt matter.


hb:i have a bf
me:i can totally understand that, caz i actually have 2 kids.lol

wt do u guys think about this???
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hb:i have a bf
me:i have a gold fish
hb:what????
me:ops..i thought we were talking about some shit that doesnt matter.


hb:i have a bf
me:i can totally understand that, caz i actually have 2 kids.lol

wt do u guys think about this???
The first one is okay but I might word the last line differently. The second one seems a little risky.
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HB:Sorry I have a boy friend...

Me: perfect. I just happen to have no morals
Now that is some funny shit.
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We've all heard this lame excuse, so lets share our unique way of not just climbing over this obstacle, but blowning the shit out of it

This is the one I ALWAYS use

HB: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
ME: Woah slow down alright, I'm cool with girl girl guy but I am NOT doing Guy Guy Girl!

Always guarentees a laugh, field tested.

Share yours!
lol. I will remember and use this!
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hb:i have a bf
me:i have a gold fish
hb:what????
me:ops..i thought we were talking about some shit that doesnt matter.


hb:i have a bf
me:i can totally understand that, caz i actually have 2 kids.lol

wt do u guys think about this???
The first one is okay but I might word the last line differently. The second one seems a little risky.
I really like the first one cause its bold and confident. I did not catch the second one though,
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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:22 am 
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Always used 3 main responses for this.... let me know your thoughts..

HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Me: jeez, you think i was coming on to you? i was just being nice.

HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Me: Ok cool, do me a favour later.... tell him to go fuck himself!*

* Bit risky, but can be funny

HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Me: well i didnt ask that, but thanks for sharing!

Any thoughts?
I really like the first one! It's the most polite and I will use it, unless I suspect the girl I am talking to like bad boys, only then I would try the second.
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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:27 am 
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The classic "Geesh you're already telling me about your problems"

YES! LOL. A true classic, I love it.

HB: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Me: Geesh you're already telling me about your problems
HB: Lol. He is not a problem! lol
Me: I am so sorry to hear that, I feel your pain, thanks for confiding in me, I guess we are off the a great start!
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