So the lot of you all got sweet rides? That's ok, I'll contribute with my silver arrow..
Basically she's an Opel Rekord 2.0i GLS from 1985. Bought her for 300$ from an old lady, for the purpose of just having as much fun as possible. Since I live way up north we've got a winter with about 5 months of snow on the roads, so you really want something RWD here.
She has indeed taken a beating during the winter, I've gone off the road completely three or four times, smashed through a snowheap doing 35mph, gone off an ice racing track into a wall of ice doing 50mph, jumped over speedbumps, etc etc.. Of course, she has now suffered a few blows in terms of looks, but she still runs perfectly and while she might not impress the ladys with the way she looks, she sure as hell impresses them when we're drifting on ice around a track doing 60

Also, she's got lots of space for passengers, and is comfortable
So here she is, my proud warrior!
Should be noted this picture was taken before the winter, the driver's door and the trunk now both have huge dents in them, from slamming into above mentioned wall of ice 
-Trices