If your teasing a girl crazy and all is going well, what do you do if she purposely leads it down a path to set herself up to say "are you saying i look ugly/fat?" and this is obviously too harsh a neg in many situations to say yes even in a teasing way because of girls insecurities, plus the option of no is just totally AFC and validating her. In fact theres a friend im trying to escalate with who does this all the time with a puppy-dog look, and it drives me crazy! Just ruins my C&F game with her and she know it, preferably if you could give me a few different responses, thanks

FAT: "No, of course not.... but you know it wouldn't hurt to lose a couple pounds"

"No you're pretty... But you're EVIL"

No. Never tell girls directly that she needs to lose weight.

If you really want to go down that route, you could say something more along the lines of : "No, not fat... but you could probably use a gym membership to tone up." And even THAT is pushing it. But "you need to lose a couple of pounds" is NEVER a funny thing to say to a woman.

Yeah this is just what i thought, pushing the teasing is just gonna come off as too harsh a neg, i like Unfunckwitable of complying but then coupling i with another neg, i might go with something harsher than your evil.

If you think she is going to take it there...cut her off before she does. If she says are you saying im fat...say no im saying she is n point to a fat girl. She will laugh n u easily diflected the situation. If there are no fat girls around laugh and say well im here and I don't talk to fat girls, so ur safe for now...somethin where you just come off as funny and playful. Don't play into her traps. When a girl tries to shittest me, I give it the least amount of attention I can. They aren't serious about the question, so don't dignify it with a serious response.

Dont anwser her question, change the subject. She wants you to validate and a response contrary to what she wants is not going to help.

PUA: You want to know what I think?
HB: "Yes" or "Thats why I asked"
PUA: I think you should buy me a drink before I inflate your ego"

or

PUA: "why do you want to know, trying to impress someone?"
HB: blah blah blah
PUA: Did you know that when women adjust their hair or some other form of grooming there is usually someone they are interested in near by, and I think your question is just a version of that.

thanks adrino but this is a freindzone situation so i need to take a less direct approach than those 2 responses.

lol this situation sucks. i hate this shit test.

if she infers that you said it or if she says it, simply grab the tag of her shirt while shes talking and be like, "yeah look at this XXXL" and prepared to get hit in the arm, be playful, and if she gets bitchy ignore it.

Peace
Fender43

if she infers that you said it or if she says it, simply grab the tag of her shirt while shes talking and be like, "yeah look at this XXXL" and prepared to get hit in the arm, be playful, and if she gets bitchy ignore it.

Peace
Fender43

if she infers that you said it or if she says it, simply grab the tag of her shirt while shes talking and be like, "yeah look at this XXXL" and prepared to get hit in the arm, be playful, and if she gets bitchy ignore it.

Peace
Fender43

I'd go with that one, my favourite on here. Kind of transitions the thread away from her looks. follow up with something like, "..and thats why it probably would never work out between us. like you just got out of jail didnt you?!"
try err out!

Nice one dude.