Wasn't sure how to title this one, or what to call it. I got the idea from another opener I came up with. I like to take openers that people have created, and tweek them so they fit me better.

I like opinion openers and came up with "Do I come across as a drug dealer" which was a bite off of "Does this shirt/hat/whatever make me look gay". I thought if I asked the second, it would lower my value, but liked the concept of the whole thing. Either way, I saw someone in another post use my line and figured I would share some more of my material and see what you guys thought about it. *edit* I did not come up the drug dealer routine. I do not want to take credit for someones work.

I do not consider myself a PUA. I do well when I'm out in the club. My day game sucks and is pretty much non existent. Sometimes I use routines, sometimes I just have natural conversations. Sometimes it's a combination of both. I understand the game, and follow the rules without necessarily having to think about the next step.

Enough of the background. I came up with this opener as a play on the "drug dealer" opener. *edit* I believe this story opener is an original. If it is not, please give credit to the person who created it.

Me: *towards the set* Check this out. You'll never believe this in a million years. I'm in the bathroom stall using the restroom right... Not sure what you ladies do in the bathroom, but guys usually don't bother locking the door behind them. I guess it's just not a big deal for us. Anyway, as I'm using the bathroom, the door bursts open and 2 girls come in close and lock the door behind them! *I usually get some type of reaction here, play off on it and continue the story* They're like, "Oh don't mind us, just continue doing what you're doing. We had to come in here because the girls line was too long" So I'm there doing my business, and they're behind me all giggling, and then I hear this snorting. I'm like "you have got to be kidding me right". I look back and can see them snorting something. I finish up and leave them in the stall laughing their butt off. Now I've been in some crazy situations, but this is just insane!

Now, you're bound to be cut off with questions and remarks the entire time you're telling this story. Play off of whatever they say. Use whatever they say to follow up with something else. The key to this is the delivery. I always start this with a slight over the shoulder type conversation or to the side or whatever as long as it's not direct head on communication. I then turn more towards the group as they become more receptive to my conversation. This can also be used with a group you've already opened, have left, and later come back to.

I've used this a few times and it has worked well for me. Let me know what you guys think.

Impressive none the less Though im not sure i personally could use than as an opener.. Maybe as a midgame line, since u can improvise a lot.. But i guess it is up to the person telling it