Hey guys I'm hoping to get some feedback on a new routine i've been working on. Going for DHV and then added some embedded commands towards the end to amp things up. I'm using a real story here but trying to convey qualities in it.
I just had sex routine:
God, I just got the most awesome shirt!
You know the song "I Just Had Sex" right?
Ok, so there's this girl from back home who loves to send me these little care packages since I've been away and she just sent me this shirt.
It's bring yellow with a picture of a guy who has fireworks comming out of his pants. Then in the fireworks it says "I Just Had Sex". It's just like the video!
(Note: I completely skip the description of the shirt if i'm wearing it and just show them it instead. Duh)
It's so great that she sent it to me too because we have a pretty funny story about this song.
(Here is where the group/target seems to get pretty interested in the story. Lean in's from everyone
So this one day, after we had just, had, sex, (lol) she goes into the bathroom and I get this idea. While's she's in there i'm thinking "here's my chance!" Then I got on my computer, found the video and started blasting it as loud as possible. I thought it was completely appropriate because you know that part at the end "if you just had sex in the last 30 min then you're qualified to sing with me" So with Akon's permission, we got to sing along for real haha. We were just laughing our asses off (Note: this is where I shift my tone from funny and playful to more serious and sexual) and then there was this most interesting moment...
Have you ever been there, with someone, talking about sex, or maybe watching something very sexual together, to the point where the energy in the room is totally changing? And as your mind is thinking about nothing but sex, the only choice you have is to just (snap) let it happen?
(shift back to funny playful tone) That's totally what happened! There was this crazy subconscious agreement of "Let's go again!" Crazy I know... This shirt definitely serves as a good reminder for that! (pointing to shirt again, hopefully anchoring in some of the arousal states)
so yeah that's it! My running it a few times it's worked great to grab attention and hold a captive audience but hasn't been transition real well into a sexual conversation. Then again I could probably route it into some better follow up material.
Let me know what you guys think and thanks for checking this out!
CHAT
