So, I'm flirting with a chick and she's wearing a pink ribbon in her hair. We're joking about her being my best friend and I told her if she needs I'll wear a pink ribbon in my hair too so everybody knows we're friends. She comes back with, "what hair?" I shave my head, that's the reason I was making the joke about wearig the ribbon, but she turned it back on me. What should I have come back with to her? Anybody got any cock-funny shit for the next time I get that?

"guess."

if she looks at you awkwardly or if you suspect she's thinking of something perverted, bust her on it.

smooth. i like that. i'll work on it.

You can't learn the perfect response for every situation.

What are the chances you will get asked this again?

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Close,
You're right, so, I guess what's better is, how to handle those times when you can't come up with the right response? What do you do during that akward silence to right the ship?

you just gotta work on your inner game so you can handle those situations confidently, kind of have the attitude like you know shes going to like whatever you say, and if its real serious keep a straight face to build tension, the "guess" is good, cuz you could bust on her after for having her mind in the gutter. id say ross jeffries unstoppable confidence is good to get your inner game calibrated the way it should be to handle situations like that, but that isnt so serious anyways she didnt really 'bust' on you back its no big deal.

its probably impossible to come up with perfect reply to each situation .. the key is either being able to think quick on your feet OR if you cant: know a bunch of canned generalized neg type responses to control the frame again.

Her: what hair
PUA: omg are you always like that?

Her: what hair
PUA: I can already tell we're not gonna get along

etc

you can also just shrug as if you don't care.... and then change the subject.

ignoring her/pretending that you didnt hear her works as well... or check your text messages like you have something better to do.

what i probably would have done was this:

PUA: *look shocked and check to see if your hair is there* "what the?! how long have i been like this? did you shave my head? are you one of those girls who stalk people and do weird things to them at night?"
HB: "OMG wth? noooo"
PUA: "i mean if you wanted to have your way with me you could have just asked"

other possible ones might be:

HB: *with a smirk on her face* "what hair?"
PUA: "wow, your one of THOSE girls"
HB: *looks confused* "huh?"
PUA: "i bet you take pleasure in insulting people. what else do you got, give me your best shot"

HB: *with a smirk on her face* "what hair?"
PUA: *look impressed by her remark* "wowww, that was pretty good. let me hear another one, i want to see how creative you can get"


the thing i like about these are for some reason i end up in this insulting game where she would say something about me and i'd only lightly neg her on something. the key is to not let anything phase you, don't feel intimidated or hurt by what she says... after a while you truly hear it all. smile a lot, look intrigued (they will have fun with this too) and for some reason it always leads to kino... because if you say something like "at least i don't look like a hollister mannequin" or "hmmm... you know what? i bet you drink a lot of lemonade.... because i noticed your teeth are yellow"... they'll playfully hit you a lot. make sure you DON'T insult too much or too hard, you'll DLV yourself. just play the game for a while and then switch things up...

lol, fun times =)

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