Now I don't get too many shit tests, I normally try to put myself over by being, charming and witty, rather than cocky and funny it's just something that's more my style...

So I opened up a set of maybe 6 chicks all of them hot (I won't scale) they were definately above average and I was attracted to them enough to open their set. We were all in the queue for the cigarette machine, which had just ate their money... one chick in particular stood out for me so I targetted her, "Ok, what have you guys done? I am gonna have to kiss one of you girls for a cigarette?" looking back I guess that was kinda cocky/funny I aimed my body language at my target she picked up on it and we got talking, I asked her if she was from around here and she said she from Leominster...

Now Leominster has a bit of a reputation in Hereford, its rough basically and you're uncle may just be your brother, that's the "in" joke, So I rode her hard about being from Leominster... I was negging this chick HARD, I mean really damn hard, at one point I said "No shit, Leominster? Jeez I don't know if I can talk to you anymore"

Then came THE WORST shit test I've EVER experienced, "Yeah, Well I've just got back from Afghanistan, saving peoples lives, so do you reckon I'm good enough to talk to you know?" Oh holy shit, my heart skipped a beat I had just insulted a freaking hero! I had to be quick, and came back with, "Well unless you caught Obama I'm not sure, what did you do out in Afghanistan"

I dealt with that Shit test as best as I could and personally I thought it was really quick! turns out she was a medic and had jus come back from her 2nd tour, 26 yrs old and hot...

So when you get a shit test, please really try and think on your feet, either that or make your excuses and leave always try and save face, because if you say nothing you are defeated, don't let it get to you and please try and stop yourself from getting egg on your face, just say anything, anything at all is better than nothing and then having your confidence dented for the rest of your night!

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They're playing groupie, so I'm playing rock star...

Well, in this case I'm not sure if saying anything at all was better than saying nothing: Obama is the President of the USA whereas Osama is the terrorist allegedly hiding in Afghanistan

If you piss a girl off like that, just apologize. BTW, this was not a shit test, you really pissed her off.

Also, you don't need to keep throwing negs. 1 or 2 is enough and it needs to be calibrated. There is no need for negs if the girls are already into you. You can tease girls that are into you.