Im DERAIL.

Ive been eating, breathing, living, sleeping pickup for 3 months now. I keep a journal and I am so proud of myself at how far ive come.

MY FIRST APPROACH!!!
On bus I gave a girl my seat, when we were getting of the bus I said, " Excuse me." she just ignored me and walked away.
Fucking sad eh!!!
After studyin and eating, breathing, living, sleeping.
MY 29th APPROACH
March 17 2011
I got out at King subway on ST. Pattys day looking for a bar to go to all alone. I saw this gorgeous red head leaning up against a wall. I walked passed her and over the shoulder I said. " Do you know ehere the Irish Embassy is?" She responded" That place is packed you shouldnt go there." After about 30 seconds of small talk. I said" Where are you going?" She told me. I said" Well than why dont I just tag along with you?" "Okay" she said.
We hop on the subway and I went into the jealous cat routine. She also had a room mate with a jealous cat. Even though I dont its still a good opener.
When we got to the bar her friends where there waiting. A 5 set. I got introduced and immediately befrinded the 1 guy in the group and immediately became the life of the party. I managed to almot lock my target outta the set and she was grabbing me and kept butting in the conversation. I negged the shit outta her but she was fiesty and would shoot back.
Her and I went to the bar and grabbed a pint. I told her my 407 chase story and the smart girl called me on the lie. I stuck to my guns and when we were back outside she got me to tell the story to the group to see if I was lying. Now, her blonde cousin who I would find out later who also wanted me was like. "OMG, i totally believe that!" I would make her my unsuspecting silent wing to get my target.
At our table outside I told my wrist tattoo story. This is actually a true story and chicks love it. It gave me the opportunity to Kino my target. I was getting IOIs from my target and her cousin, the rest of the group kinda did there own thing which was cool for me. My target left me with her cousin who Kinod me and IOId the shit outta me. I kinda felt like my target was throwing me off to her cousin, I would find out later that that was exactly what she was doing. Even though the cousin was hotter I enjoy a challenge so I didnt change targets.
When my target came back, now understand that my target was kind of a bitch and her cousin was a sweetheart. I negged them with this. I looked at the cousin and said" You are the bad one I can tell." I looked at the target. "You are the good one." I saw fireworks in their eyes as they both went crazy to prove me wrong. I think that they were turned on to be honest.
We went inside to the dance floor upstairs and their frined arrived. I befriended him immediately. (over come the obstacles) I continued my Kino on my target and then isolated her to the bar. I kept my hand on her too long and she said" This isnt a massage parlor its a fucking bar." I was like" Yeah yeah hands off the merchandise right?" So I rolled off her and went to the cousin who was talking with there friend.
My target followed me and started Kinoing me. She went to the washroom. I waited about 5 minutes then I went to the washroom. I met my target in the hall and went in for a fast kis but made it look like accident. I knew what was gonna happen if I tried. Id DLV myself. She said" Im not kissing you." I said. Whoa! Your gonna have to by me a drink if younny how that works. My target noticed this and kept comign in closer to me. The kino at this point was really intense. I looked at her face (left eye, right eye, mouth, repeat slowly) I said" I told you im not gonna kiss you". She smiled and brushed her hair away. I noticed the other 3 set getting closer than. BOOM! She kissed me. I pulled away and said" That will be 1 beer." She bought me a beer. Lol.
We danced and kissed and left the bar. We were walking with her cousin and her friend.
The target pulled me into a store doorway and started just gong to town at me. She was very good with her tongue and when I rubbe her she would moan the sexiest moan.
Her cousin then came around to break it up. We departed her cousin and her friend and the target said" YOur not coming over." I said" Dont get your hopes up. Ill walk you home though."
We get to her condo building and she said" This is where you get off." I said"At least let me use the washroom."
Upstairs we went. We started going at it in the elevator. When we got to her door she stopped and said" My place is a mess." We went in and I grabbed her by the throat and slammed her up against the wall. She was so turned on. I put my hand down her pants and she was dripping. Fuckin dripping.
Our close went flying like a hurricane and we went right to the bed. We had awesome sex. She was fiesty. She scratched the shit outta my back.
Two days later.
The target wanted to go out again but I told her i lost my bank card. She said" I dont care drinks on me." So we went out again and you can guess what happened that night.

DERAIL

Anyone in Toronto out there?

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I live in Toronto and im looking for PUAs to go to go sarjing with. Im pretty good but I need a wingman.

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like this report ^

I like the list of attempts idea, I'll have to start numbering them myself. That having been said, that was impressive, and I liked how you kept going for it despite the shit tests. You're clearly good at spotting them.

This was so much fun to read. I love the detail you put into the report! Quite educational as well. I hope there's more of the same soon hehe

this was nice

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"We Go Truly Hard, Styles Like Julia"-Hoodie Allen

Well done! Way to hold to your guns, keep your target, and not get discouraged by her playing hard to get!

Nice read!