That's getting interesting
514 represent!

Yes for sure. Take this off facebook now. Ive learned this one the hard way. Ive lost countless cuties by hanging out online too long, or staying on a opening thread for too long.

Escalate consistently. Txt her. Then u deffinatly have to actually call her. Then, try not to go backward in the chain. Once uve txtd u dont wanna go back to facebook, or talking then go back to texting, untill uve cemented 'some sort' of real world relationship... then u can do what ever communicating that u feel like! ;p
Hope that helps
Very good work tho Hman. Go get her.

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"Women like the Roses
Men like the TwoLips"

How do you reply to this?

HB: Hahaha..

"No, I'm serious... She's cute. She does look a bit like that kind of girl who's all superficial and shallow, but maybe not and I'll know once I've had a proper conversation with her..."

Not sure of the exact wording, but something like that? If you have any improvements or tweaks please share 'em!

P.

I'm going to try this out and I'll post my replies when I wake up in the morning. I've got a couple responses so far and two of them say "um #1 i'm not a dude" lol geeze.. why is every one so srs on the internet?

Off to bed! Responses will follow.

Alright here's my replies thus far:

::HB8::
Me: dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up?
Her: excuse me?
Me: I said "dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up?"
Her: okay 1 im not a dude and 2 i have a wonderful man!
Me: Of course you're not a dude. Someone should learn you how to be fun
Her: do you use that line on all the girls? jw bc if so ya need a better one hun just a heads up
Me: You're fun. I'm adopting you as my little sister.
Her: how old are you?????? ya look younger that me sweetie
Me: I'll give you one guess. How old are you?
Her: ur 21 which isnt much older than me but ur prolly lying bout ur age on here arent ya? lol btw im 20
Me: well that's not fair. it is the internet after all. I could really be 12/female and you could really be a 450 lb toothless hillbilly tranny. Is it really fair to assume anything?

P.S.

I'll be 22 in 18 days so HA!
Her: okay ya got me there, but ya really should work on ya pickup lines lol bc that one was corny
Me: lol uhh hello. there are no non-corny pick up lines. At least this is fun and entertaining. I mean after all.. today I met someone new (hopefully not a 450 lb hillbilly) and adopted a new super fun sister!

So ha and what did you do today?
Her: well if ya must know im not a 450 lbs hillbilly but i am a country gal
Me: That's even worse! lol jk I know plenty of non hillbilly country gals

So i'm curious.. what is your #1 most awesome superpower?!
Bonus points for being creative!

Don't think too hard
Her: thee ability to make guys moan like crazy:) hehe
Me: haha oh really? That's so weird because my super power probably goes hand in hand with yours.

She hasn't read this yet.

::HB9:: This girl is WOW.. gorgeous.
Me: dude, that chick ins your mirror is beautiful, can you hook me up?
Her: um lol for one im not a dude and ill ask myself if she likes u haha
Me: She has a nice smile and she looks great.

Don't tell her I told you though.
Her: hehe thank u!
Me: Don't flatter yourself, I was talking about that girl. You're not so bad yourself though =)
Her: well that girl is me lolz (Oh she's a bright one)
Me: Oh no way. Sorry, it totally threw me off.

You're fun, I'm adopting you as my little sister
Her: haha wowzers okay lol
Me: So I'm curious... what's your #1 most awesome superpower?

Bonus points for being creative!

Don't think too hard!
Her: Well i have something I wish but its not really a superpower lol.. I wish i could be naked without ppl knowing
Me: Well.. no bonus points for you but umm couldn't you just be naked in your own home without people knowing? It seems like a waste of powers.

She hasn't read yet.

::HB6:: Eh.. hit if I get it, either way.. she's ok. Nice body though
Me: dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful. can you hook me up?
Her: Don't call people Punk, it's really disrespectful. But Thanks.
Me: Geeze, someone needs to learn you some fun.

P.S. you are welcome!

She hasn't read yet.

::HB5-6:: Same as above.. nice body.
Me: dude, that chick in your mirror is beautiful, can you hook us up?
Her: its a window lol and thats m elol
Me: I think she's stunning and looks like alot of fun. Don't tell her I told you that though.

Unread


Most of the ones I've sent are unread still. I'll do some math here.

25 Sent
4 Read
21 Unread

Guess I should have sent them out at a different time than 3 am. Then again, if most women who get this message aren't that observant (which most aren't) they won't notice what time I sent it. I'm doing this on myyearbook BTW

Updates will follow!

The majority of girls who respond to it have no clue what I'm talking about.

This line gets attention but I'm finding it very difficult to keep interest or even get to a point where i can #close with this.

Hey guys!! I've had some pretty good results with this but I've reached a sticking point. Can anyone tell me if this is salvageable or if I should just move on.
ME
Subject: hey kiddo The chick in your mirror is beautiful! Can you hook me up?!

HB9
I could pass the sentiment along... What are you bringing to the table?

ME
Thanks!! Can you tell her she has nice hair and pretty eyes too? Oh! But don't tell her it's from me! ; Hmmm... what DO I bring to the table....?? Check my about me.. lol A sense of adventure...how about we travel to Fiji and go cave exploring? When the spiders jump out at you you can cry on my shoulder and I'll try not to laugh at you...too hard. Or if it's more of a homebound experience you're in the mood for... a light dinner and snacking on some popcorn and snuggling on the couch with a good movie. Going out meeting new people and dancing the night away? Sure!! Best thing about me is I'm flexible. Now the question for you... What do you have going for you besides your looks?


HB9
Haha I bring way more than my looks. I'm a double major at the University of Tampa, a latin ballroom dancer, a great cook, die hard red sox fan, sports junkie, movie buff and moreee!

ME
Haha!! I bet you're just saying all the right things to lure me into your web. Then you're prolly gonna start Internet stalking me n stuff. You're not an Internet stalker....are you? I sure hope not.. I can't deal with that again!

HB9
Howd you know? Stalking you was my plan all along... No, I get enough weirdos and creeps sent my way. That's not my bag. So what do youuuu do? School/work?

ME
Ha ha! You're fun! The source of my knowledge I shall take with me to mine end!
As far as what IIIIII do... I'm currently pursuing certifications in computer networking. One small step toward the goal of owning my own consulting firm. When I was 7 tho I always wanted to be a comedian. But as I grew up I realized that I had this talent for technology so I ran with it. Now I know that the best way for me to be happy professionally is to be my own boss. But for now I'm in school I take classes two days a week and I'm fortunate enough to be able to support myself without the added pressure of a job.
So tell me about Lexi... What's this double major about? What are your goals...dreams...cant live withouts?

Our first set of emails were spaced about 5 hours apart. Now its been over a day since I sent the last one. Is there any way to recover this?

I feel dumber for having read this whole thread.

Thats a canned auto-response from some porn site lol

I had a few girls respond playfully with this but the majority of them are confused.

I tried the modified version "in your profile picture"

But they for the most part get confused.

"umm but that's me"
"huh.. what do you mean"

etc.. etc..

Some people might see success with this, but I never scored a meet up or a number off of it. It's hard to keep a conversation going when they can't comprehend the opener.

Seems a difficult balance to strike in lots of cases... you want something flirty and indirect, but some people are a bit dumb especially when it comes to written stuff. I imagine this is a problem for lots of flirty stuff. Would a winky - - help or are people using that already?

I personally have shied away from this opener actually as I like to write to them more, I figure they get millions of short throw away messages anyway, so... But still, as a flirty finish or something like that it has real potential maybe at least...?

P.

lol. I just got a message back saying weirdo. lol

Well i've just done this only on the one girl as a test just got back from the gm and got this response...

'hiya x I take it that compliment was for me x

sorry your profile is not what im after x I wish you all the best and hope u find someone nice xxxxx'

looking at it i'm guessing i should adapt it a little for UK use such as instead of having the subject as Hey Punk have it as Favour and send a message saying 'hey can you do my a little favour and hook me up with that cute girl in your mirror'

is it common for you americans to use 'dude' 'chick and punk on a frequent basis or is that a bit of a generealisation?

some great results thanks