| Today I went to the mall, looking for some MILFs, but found none. I only found a bunch of old people, so with no success I decided to try some game on hired guns. I walk into Aeropostal and say "I'm going on a blind date in a couple of Days and need some new threads, do you think any of you guys could help?" and this guy looks at me and says "Sure bro, I got ya", I then stop, and look at the girls and said "I'm going to need a female opinion on this" and all of the girls said "Ooooh Burn" and looked at the guy. So this HB8 chick (She had the skin color of Halle Berry, but was about 5'8ish and longer black hair). As soon as she helped, I asked her if she had any ideas of what I should do. She said dinner, and a museum. I told her I wanted to be creative, and maybe a picnic at a park at night. She said that was a great idea (All while I was talking, I noticed her Pupils were really dialated and she was doing hair touches non stop), she shows me some clothes I told her I wasn't interested.
Her friend tells her she is off work, so she looks at me and is like "Ok cool, lets go to some other stores, I'll show you some other clothing" (Helping me out, even off the job is a huge IOI). So we go into a store look around I'm unsatisfied and talk to her about what she likes to do for fun and neg her. I tell her I'm in a band, and immediately gets turned on. Then that one guy I made fun of earlier comes along, and is like "Let me help, I think he'd like my help a lot" and I just shake my head no, but the girl says "Yeah, that'd be great" so we go into Macy's for like 3 min, look around, and then she says she has to go pick up her car from the auto shop. So I said "Hey, if you're wanting to come to any of my band's shows you're gonna have to give me your number" she gives it to me, smiles and walks off.
The dude then walks up to me and goes "Pound it bro... That's what I'm talkin about!.. you watched that show on VH1 The Pick-Up Artist with Mystery, didnt't you? You're doing what I'm trying to do" and I replied "No man sorry, who's Mystery? I haven't watched cartoons since I was like 10." He was pissed and said it wasn't a cartoon and described it to me. I said "Oh, is it on vh1's website? I'll have to check it out..." He just looked at me and said "Wow man, you have great game." I just told him thanks and walked off.
Later....
Tonight my wing and I went to Hooters and got served by a fine Blonde HB8. At first she was doing the whole acting thing trying to get a tip, like within the first 2 min of us sitting down. She brought us our drink and my wing negged her with the natural hair color neg. She said she was actually brunette, but most of the workers there dyed their hair blonde, because it's hotter and they get more tips. We then started up a conversation (I can't remember what it was exactly), and she was hair touching like crazy. And then asked what we were doing tonight (Cuz I was dressed in a 7 Diamond Shirt, and my Wing in English Laundry... a bit fancy for Hooters by "normal" standards), and we said we had a show (We are both in a band). As soon as we said that, bang!... it was like cupid shot an arrow at her.
She began talking to us, as we negged her. She then took out these photos she had with her and said "I normally don't embarress myself to people like this, but I'm going to anyways" and she pulls out these pictures of her wrestling her friend and a couple pictures of her posing in her Hooters outfit. (She was obviously trying to DHV to us). We negged her on the pictures, and playfully flirted with her. She then invites over her "BFF" who also worked there and brings her in the conversation. She was a brunette with blonde highlights in the front of her hair (Kinda like Rogue from X-men) and was an HB8 as well. I negged her a couple times, and let my friend talk to the blonde.
We arrived there at 6, and left at 8. Their Manager kept walking up to them and was like "Come on girls, you have tables and customers to take care of" and we finished with our food like within the 1st 30 min. It was really obvious these chicks wanted us to stay. We were about to leave, and the blonde walks up and says "I'll probably need one of your numbers, so I can go to one of your band's shows" and then got my friends, and then ran in the back, and came back with her friends number and gave it to me.
All this stuff happened today, it was a very successful day, and both of these were done without even reading anything on hired guns. It's way easier than what I thought, you just gotta neg them a lot and DHV. Sorry it was so long Fellas, a lot happened today.
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